OK, so many were sad that I stopped the fan girl craziness. So, I thought, why not do one last chapter, having all the fan girls together? It's like a big, violent discussion of fan girl activities. Now with spoilers to the end! Set up like a talk show script, here you go….

Do it the fan girl way (The Reunion)

Cast

Host fan girl

Fan girl J- L fan girl

Fan girl C- Raito fan girl

Fan girl D- Mello fan girl

Fan girl E- Near fan girl

Host- sitting in circle with other fan girls Hi, and welcome to 'Do it the fan girl way, The Reunion!'

Audience Claps

Host- Today we have a special treat for you all. We have the cast of 'Do it the fan girl way' with us. We'll be discussing their adventures in the world of Deathnote.

Cheering

Host- First off, I would like to ask Fan girl E a question.

Fan girl E- What is it?

Host- Well, I would kinda like to know why you have Near on a leash next to you? Points to Near, who's on a leash

E- Oh that! Well, he's just so darn cute! He's like a little puppy dog. Now we can always be together, right Near?

Near- whispers Help…me..

Fan girl J- I don't think he wants to….

E- Shut up! Leave us alone and go play with your precious Ryuu-kun! Silence

Host- Ummm, ok then. Now Fan girl C, many are confused on why Raito fan girls fan girl over him. Many question his sanity and morals, as he tends to make scary faces and use women.

Fan girl C- What? They don't know what they are talking about! Raito is the hottest ever! All the women in the story are whores and stupid anyways. They deserved it. Plus he's the main character. How can anyone not like the main character?! And he IS God. Many would agree with me.

Fan girl D- You mean like Mikami?

C- Yes, that's one example…. Thinking…

E- Well, of course he would! He's the first fan boy. He's OCD on Kira. He's not a fan girl.

C- Go to Hell!

E - :p

C- :p

Near- Bang, bang, Banging head on chair

Host- Ladies! Calm down. Voices hush Let's move on. Shall we? Ok, fan girl J…

J- hmm!? Perks head up

Host- You're the leader of a mob of L fan girls. And at one point you potentially raped L after chasing him down the street. Does any of this seem a little extreme to you?

J- No. We love our Ryuu-kun. He's so adorable…

E- Just like Near! Pats Near on head

J- Yeah, sure. But he's so cute, with all his sugar and little habits. There's the way he sits and holds phones, his big eyes… the list goes on and on. He deserves all of our love!

C- His habits annoy the shit out of me.

J- Gasps How dare you? Glares at Fan girl C

C- Yes, he annoys me and everyone at DATOKO.

J- Screw you and your Pro Kira Club. Ryuu-kun is the bestest!

C- Raito forever!

J- L!

C- Raito!

J- L!

Dust cloud of fighting

Host- And now for our commercial break

Host- And welcome back to the show. After that little fight, the fan girls have settled down and are calm. Let's move to Fan girl D.

Fan girl D- Hi, nice to be here.

Host- Yes. So, Fan girl D, Many fans agree that Mello is one of the coolest, interesting characters in all of Deathnote.

D- Yes, of course!

Host- But you also seem to do many extreme things for Mello and glorifying him.

D- But Mello deserves so much more glory! You said it yourself he's one of the coolest, most interesting characters. He should be the next L, not that pipsqueak! Points to Near

E- Hey! Your just jealous that Near is better. You're in denial.

D- Gasp!

J- Ohhh, you made her mad….

D- Come here! Tackles Fan girl E

Host- Uggg not again! Commercial please!

Host- Yay! We're back. Now, how about we don't fight any more girls. Before we have to lock you up in a cell somewhere.

J- Giggles

D- What?

J- That just made me think of some Yaoi that I saw last night….

C- Oh shit, not this again. Smacks forehead

J- Hehe, yes C. Between L and Raito, guess who was Seme?

C- Shut the hell up! Looks angry You and your disgusting Yaoi.

D- You just hate it cause L is always on top.

C- What the..!? You! Points at D Don't even get me started on Mello and his pedophilia.

D- He's not a pedophile!

E- Are you talking about Mello and Near?!

Near: Wait! What?!?!? Looks scared

J- Laughing

C- Yeah. And at least Raito lives longest. Now you are all necrophiliacs.

D and J- Gasp! What did you say?!

C- You heard me.

E- Ohh, now you're the one in trouble.

J and D Tackle C to ground. E just sits there and hugs Near some more.

Host- Sigh. Well I guess there is no way of truly having a peaceful discussion about the Deathnote characters. I guess that ends our show…

A door opens; Raito, L and Mello walk onto the stage.

L- is this the Deathnote movie stage?

Mello- Looks around Oh shit!!! It's them! Points to fan girls

Raito- OMG! Run!

J- L! My love!

C- Raito! I'll save you from them!

D- OMG Mello! Yay!

Mello, Raito, L- AHHH! Run off stage

Fan girls C, J and D chase them

E- Well, that was special.

Near- Can I go now?

E- NO! We're going home.

Near- Ahh! No! Someone help me! Dragged off stage by E

Host- Well, looks like all the guests have left. Join us next time.

Theme music plays, audience claps

Ok, now it's the end. I need to go back and finish all my other stories…