JT's Chapter...
JT: Pardon me if the chapter's a bit hard to understand. :P
Teams -
Dynamite Dogs: Alina, Auzzy, Caeden, Corbin, Dixie, Jacob, Keanu, Nicholas, Rory, Vulture
Crazytown Cats: Alysson, Anastasia, Bri, Damien, Dante, Jaedyn, Kalissa, Nalin, Opal, Pedro, Tai
Eliminated: Gyphon (23rd), Koh (22nd)
The hosts were sitting in the hosts' lounge (well they're hosts so...) chatting like what they always do.
"So, this is out of the blue but what did you guys do before we started working on this?" Jeep asked the other four.
"We working on our own seasons. That's what. Wait, come on! We live in the same house and you never asked me?" Tad frowned.
"Relax, dude. Don't be such a plush toy." Obi patted his back.
"...Plush toy?" Thor giggled.
"Guys you're not even answering my question." Jeep said and looked at each one of them sternly.
"...Well, if you must know I broke my mom's vase and I had to pay for it..." JT answered nervously.
"...Wow, so you're that type of girl..." Thor stared.
"Ew… That's like the second time I said 'ew' to a boy now." JT grimaced, slowly backing up.
"When's the first?" Obi asked.
"Why would I-"
"It's time to start the show, guys." Tad reminded them, interrupting JT.
"Oh right." Obi facepalmed. "Well then, welcome one and all to another season of Total..."
"...Drama..." the girls continued.
"...Best..." the boys said right after that.
"...of Both Worlds!" they all smiled.
"...Wait, did we just flip it around?" Tad asked suddenly.
"Eh..." Jeep said.
…
…
"Last time, we had a blast watching everyone do the water jet ski challenge, one of the reward challenges in this season. The Cats won the cruise and Opal and so-called Mister Macho are goin' on a vacation to Hawaii which made Alysson mad." Obi did a recap.
"HAWAII! NICE!" Thor smiled.
Tad gave Thor a stern look before continuing Obi's recap. "Anyway, the Dogs were sent to elimination. A certain Dog made up a plan to eliminate their own evil mistress and made the Dogs vote Koh off, also taking home her two statuettes."
"And, we don't know who'll be the host for today, so we're just gonna do it together!" Jeep cheered.
"…Yeah." JT nodded.
…
…
…
"I think we should start the title sequence now."
-Theme-
With the Cats…
The Cats were busy on the cruise. Everyone was having fun but it wasn't noticeable that Dante fell in the water because of someone-you-know.
"CURSE YOU, KALISSA!" the poor butler yelled and tried to swim.
"THAT'S FOR THROWING ME TO THE WATER LAST CHALLENGE!" Kalissa yelled.
The butler climbed the up the side of the cruise like a gorilla and eventually made it back. Kalissa had her eyes wide open because of what she saw.
"What in the name of the Eiffel Tower…?" she said shockingly.
"Miss me, madame?"
"Shut up!"
Meanwhile in a room at the cruise, Jaedyn was sitting on a luxurious bed.
The room looked fairly small. The walls were painted in a luxurious shade of brown, the floors were carpeted in white, the bed looked pretty much a twin sized one with white bed sheets, pillows, and blankets neatly organized. The was also a couch made of white leather with a brown frame surrounding it on the other side of the room. Next to the bed was a small table with a lamp on top and next to those things was a brown wardrobe. All of Jaedyn's stuff were placed on the couch, simply on it's right side.
"Ahh, this is the life!" said Cat stretched on the bed. "I could get use to this!"
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Someone was knocking at the door.
"Who's there?" Jaedyn asked.
"One of your teammates." said a voice.
"One of your teammates who?" Jaedyn played along.
"Uh, I'm not here to say a knock-knock joke…"
It was Alysson.
The guy went in the room and sat on the white couch.
"So, what brings you here?" Jaedyn looked at him. "Oh, it's about you and Opal. I see."
"It's so unfair!" Alysson glared. "Mister Masculine and Opal are going on a vacation and I'm not coming!"
"Who knows, maybe Pedro won't have a good time." Jaedyn assured.
Alysson looked all around the room, then looked out of the small window and saw the sea, eventually gesturing to a small aquarium next to the couch. It was decorated with a small castle made of rocks, some small seaweed, and it also had some clownfish, butterfly fish, and goldfish swimming in it. Then he turned his attention back to Jaedyn.
"Hey, why don't we vote him off in elimination?" Alysson suggested.
"If he gets back. Right now, I'm not thinking of who to vote off because I'm using my time to relax."
"Okay, well I'll go now." Alysson turned to leave.
"Alright."
Confessional: Jaedyn
Jaedyn: I wish I could help him. But I'm having too much fun.
End confessional
In the pool area some of the Cats were there too. Nalin was reading a book on a beach table with an umbrella on top. Damien, Bri, and Ana were all sitting in beach chairs drinking different flavors of smoothies, and Tai was having fun splashing and swimming in the pool.
"TAI, WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?" Nalin yelled as water hit his face, eventually hitting his book as well.
"He's doggy-paddling." Ana said happily.
"WELL CAN'T YOU DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE? MY BOOK IS WET!"
"Go, Tai!" Ana cheered as she watched him, while sipping on her smoothie. "Hey, what's the flavor of this thing? It's so good!"
"Orange or mango. I think." Damien answered.
"Well mine's strawberry." Bri chimed in.
"Uh, okay?" Damien said.
"Oh well." Bri shrugged on put on her shades.
"They say mango's one of the sweetest fruit in the world." Damien told the two girls.
"Um, aren't all fruits sweet?" Ana asked.
"Well, some are sour like… a lemon…" Bri replied. "Ugh…"
"Oh."
Confession Cam:
Bri: Our small talk is getting really weird. Like, weirder than most small talk.
End Confession
With the Dogs…
On the other hand, the Dogs were on the park sitting on the grass, having a picnic. There was a picnic blanket laid down on the grass and on top of it was a large picnic basket with lots of food in it. Dixie brought along with her a huge umbrella to keep them cool from the blazing sun. She placed the umbrella near the picnic basket and switched it on.
"So whose idea is it for us to have a picnic?" Corbin asked while munching on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
"Consolation prize." Nicholas replied. "So we wouldn't get bored before the next challenge. Hey, where's Toucan?"
"Toucan?" Jacob raised an eyebrow. "Oh wait there he is!"
Vulture arrived at the picnic proper.
"What's up?" said Dog came and picked up a slice of pizza from the picnic basket and started munching on it.
"Hey, Crow. What took you so long?" Rory teased.
"Hey now! My name is not Crow! It's Vulture! Stop getting confused with my name!" he stomped and ate his slice of pizza furiously…
…And practically gulped it all in one bite.
"What made you change your name from Brains Brawn Beauty?" Jacob asked.
"I rose from the ashes of my defeat, and took what was rightfully mine... The downfall of Lucina!"
Vulture said, as if he'd practiced it a million times.
"What a great day!" Alina smiled and lay down on the green grass. "I mean, the sun is up, the sky is blue, flowers are blooming, birds are chirping. Ohmigosh! I can be a poet!"
Said Dog grabbed her diary from her backpack and began writing all her ideas in it, perhaps brainstorming even more.
"Yup. Great day indeed." Auzzy smirked evilly.
"Hey, why aren't y'all drinkin' the special juice I made?" Dixie asked, a bit annoyed as she stared at a whole gallon of red tomato juice inside a water jug that can hold a gallon.
"Oh um, what is it?" Caeden asked.
"It's my special tomato juice! From the finest tomatoes!" Dixie chuckled. She poured some onto each of the Dogs' cups. As she poured on all eleven cups, Keanu took his.
The aforementioned took a sip of his tomato juice. However, he looked disgusted and forced a smile as he swallowed it up and merely putting down the juice. "No thanks."
Confessional: Keanu
Keanu: That was the worst juice I have ever tasted in my entire life! Ugh! It tasted like saltwater with a mix of strawberries and those vegetables that look like trees…oh wait, they're broccoli!
End confessional
Nicholas saw this and didn't take a sip.
"I'm fine." he said right after Keanu's reaction. "I don't drink-"
"Attention, contestants of Best of Both Worlds!" Jeep's voice can be heard from a nearby horn on a post. "Please report to the park for your next challenge!"
"BUT WE'RE ALREADY IN THE PAAAAAARK!" they shouted.
Everyone was now on the park. It looked so big that someone could get lost in an instant.
The hosts were sitting on the announcer's booth they made in the middle of the said park. Everyone gathered up to where they were.
"So, did you Cats enjoy your cruise?" Tad asked.
"YEAH!" most of them yelled.
"NO!" Alysson and Nalin shouted.
"Why?! I paid for that, you know!" Thor yelled. "And you know how much it cost me? It was about… uh…"
"You don't much was it worth because I was the one who paid for it." Obi smacked his forehead.
"Hehe…"
"How about the Dogs? Did you enjoy your picnic?" JT asked.
"Not really." Keanu shook his head.
"Why not?" Jeep asked.
"Because-"
Corbin covered his mouth.
"I see."
"So…" Obi began. "Any of you guys and gals know the game called 'Capture The Flag'?"
Everyone nodded as if they were in first grade.
"Okay. So here's the twist. You guys are gonna be playing a game called 'Capture The Swag'." Tad continued. "Instead of capturing a flag, you'll capture a suitcase of your opposing team and try to protect the suitcase in your territory. HOWEVER…"
Tad emphasized the last word a bit too much.
"You guys will be wearing belts. Cats will get blue and Dogs will get red. If an enemy pulls your belt, you're out!" Jeep concluded.
"We'll give you guys about… five minutes for you to make a plan. You know… decided who's offense or defense…" Thor added.
Vulture raised his hand up.
"Yes, Wood Pecker?" Obi turned to him. But the latter facepalmed.
"What's in the suitcase?" Vulture asked.
"That, we can't tell you." Obi answered. "It's a surprise!"
There was suddenly an old man cleaning in the park that shouted, "I HATE SURPRISES!"
"…"
"Oh well." Jeep shrugged.
All the hosts handed each contestant a belt of their respective colors. Both teams had split up; the Dogs were on the far eastern side of the park while the Cats are on the western side.
"Your five minutes of planning starts… NOW!" JT announced.
…
"So, who'll guard the flag?" Jaedyn asked her team but suddenly shook her head. "I mean, the swag? Why is it called the swag anyway? I mean it's not like there's a bunch of cool stuff in it, right?"
Everyone looked at her.
"Um… OKAY! I call defense!" claimed the aforementioned.
"I'll be offense. I can even try to sneak up on the Dogs…" Nalin declared.
Tai raised his hand for defense. "What about you, Ana?"
"Um… I guess defense…" she whispered.
"Nice. I'll be defense too." Damien said and patted her back. "Not all boys have to be offense."
"…Okay…"
"I'LL BE OFFENSE!" Dante and Kalissa yelled at the same time but the two went against each other again.
"No ma'am. You must be defense. It's too dangerous to be in offense like me." Dante said boastfully and patted Kalissa's head like a baby.
"HEY! DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A BIG BABY! WHY DON'T YOU BECOME DEFENSE?!" Kalissa yelled.
Bri went in between the two.
"Seriously, you two need to get along or we'll lose today!" she shouted. "Dante offense, Kalissa defense!"
"HMPH!"
"Fine!"
"What about you, Bri?" Alysson asked.
"I'll be offense."
"I'll try both since we're an odd number." Alysson replied.
"Okay."
(Crazytown Cats
Offense: Nalin, Tai, Dante, Bri
Defense: Jaedyn, Ana, Damien, Kalissa
Both: Alysson
Not Present: Opal, Pedro)
…
"I'll be offense!" Keanu declared. "I can swoop up a Cat before you can even blink both of your eyes together at the same time!"
"Maybe you're talking about a real cat…" Corbin rolled his eyes sarcastically. "Anyway, I'll take defense. Anyone else?"
"Defense!" Alina squeaked. "I'm too… terrified to be in offense…"
"Okay. Offense for me!" Caeden declared. "What about you, honey bee?"
He nudged Dixie's elbow.
"OH! I'll take offense! And why'd you call me Honey Bee?" Dixie asked.
"N-nothing…" Caeden grew a bright shade of red.
"I'll take offense as well." Rory informed them. "What about you, Butterfly?"
Vulture got mad at this.
Again.
"LISTEN! A butterfly is an INSECT! OKAY?!" Vulture stomped. "I'll be on offense…"
"Offense." Auzzy declared. "I'm not good with defending."
"Who named you anyway?" Jacob asked.
"My mom."
"Oh. Um… I'M DEFENSE!" Jacob shouted so loud that the Cats could hear him.
"Dude, they'll know what you're up to if you don't shut up!" Nicholas scolded him. "I'll be defense as well. There's too many offenses here… Alright, defense on my left, offense on my right."
Three of them went on Nicholas' left and the other six went on the right.
"There's too many offenses!" Corbin said.
"I know!" Nicholas agreed. "Hm, I guess it's okay if defense goes a bit low. You guys can do it…right?"
Corbin gave a thumbs-up.
Alina shuddered.
Jacob shrugged.
"Oh, I don't know. Who cares!"
(Dynamite Dogs
Offense: Keanu, Caeden, Dixie, Vulture, Auzzy, Rory
Defense: Corbin, Alina, Jacob, Nicholas)
"PLACES EVERYONE! YOUR FIVE SECONDS ARE UP!" Obi announced.
"You mean five minutes?" Tad corrected.
"Oh yeah, right." Obi made a facepalm. "READY?"
"SET!" Jeep said, causing everyone to get into position.
"GO!" all five hosts shouted and the offenses made a run for it.
Commercial Break… (Tad's Tad Toys)
"Wait, since when there was a toy store named after me?" Tad asked the camera man. "And why toys?! Come on!"
"THE CAMERA'S ROLLING!" The camera man yelled.
"Oh um…" Tad hesitated for a bit. "Welcome everyone to Tad's Tad Toys or Triple T! Whichever you call it…"
He held up a plush dragon.
"I'm (not) the owner of this shop so I want you guys to come in check around! We have lots of toys for little kids and we can help you personalize them… oh and these toys are really soft to cuddle on. Best giving it as a gift for your kids!"
He looks on the walls.
"Oh, and these stores were designed to make you feel at home… especially kids… and…"
He looked at the camera man.
"…seniors…"
He threw the dragon away in which it emitted a loud "ROAR!" before landing in the ground.
"SO COME PERSONALIZE YOUR GIFTS AT TAD'S TAD TOYS!"
*static*
The following notes showed up on the screen before cutting into the show.
WARNING! Choking hazard. Not suitable for children over three years old.
Personalization takes up to ten (10) decades after purchase before receiving the item.
Washing instructions:
1. Submerge the toy on a bucket of soap and water.
2. DO NOT let it float.
3. Let it stay for over a year.
4. Dry it up using a hair dryer or by lighting up a *safety* match.
5. ENJOY!
…
"RUN!" Bri shouted from the Cats' side and began running.
…But tripped over Auzzy's foot.
"WATCH IT, LADY!" Auzzy yelled. Keanu saw this and approached Bri.
"You okay?" he asked.
"Um… yeah?" Bri said meekly.
"Okay, that's good." Keanu turned to leave but snatched Bri's belt.
Confessional: Keanu
Keanu: Sorry cutie, can't help ya today. I'll catch you later. *winks*
End confessional
"AND BRI IS THE FIRST ONE OUT!" Thor announced. "Please make your way to hosts' side of the park!"
Bri did so, grumbling.
Confessional: Bri
Bri: How's that good? I was the first one out!
End confessional
Meanwhile, Jaedyn was guarding their suitcase along with Ana, Damien, and Kalissa.
"Ugh, this is so boring!" Jaedyn complained.
"Relax, this challenge will be finished in no time." Damien assured. "Speaking of which, here comes a Dog!"
Someone was approaching them, alright.
But it turned out to be an unexpected person.
"Dante?! What're you doing here?" Ana asked. "You're not a Dog!"
"I… need… to… take… a… breather…" he panted.
"OH YEAH? WHY DON'T YOU SHOVE YOUR BIG BOOTY AND GO GET A DOG!" Kalissa yelled furiously and pushed her own butler.
And at the same time, his belt fell off.
"WHAT!"
"DANTE IS OUT!" the hosts announced. "PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE HOSTS' SIDE!"
"Oh, and you too, Kalissa. For pulling his belt." Tad added.
"GRRR!" Kalissa stormed off the Cats' territory.
During this time, the Cats were looking at the scene but Vulture managed to snatch the Cats' swag.
"C'MON VULTURE! HURRY UP!" Jacob yelled. "UH-OH, BEHIND YOU!"
Vulture was now close to the Dogs' territory, but Nalin was chasing right behind him. So when Vulture was about to arrive, Nalin quickly snatched off Vulture's belt and regained their suitcase.
"YES!" Alysson cheered. "We just need one more!"
"Vulture is now out of the game!" JT announced.
"Great." Vulture said as he stomped to the hosts' area.
"And now, four people are out of the game and the Cats are returning their swag!" Jeep declared.
"Who'll get the last laugh now?" Obi said.
Meanwhile, Corbin, Alina, Jacob, and Nicholas were at the Dogs' territory, guarding their suitcase. A few minutes later, Tai arrived and snatched the swag.
"NO!" Alina shouted and ran up to the latter, swooping his leg making him trip.
Tai fell, hard. At the same time, Alina snatched his belt and grabbed the suitcase back.
"NICE!" Corbin cheered.
"Tai is now out of the game!" Obi announced.
"Great work, Alina." Jacob said and patted her shoulder which made her blush.
"Thank you…" she said.
(Characters that are currently out of the game:
Dogs: Vulture
Cats: Bri, Dante, Kalissa, Tai)
On the other hand, Nalin was the only offense for the Cats so Jaedyn forced Damien and Alysson to help him. Unfortunately, Nalin didn't reach the Cats' territory on time, since Caeden and Dixie came in and tried to pull the suitcase off of his hands.
"Looks like it's Caeden and Dixie versus Nalin, Damien, and Alysson on a game of tug-and-war!" Jeep squealed.
"I believe it's tug-of-war, sis." Tad corrected. "Wait, that's the third time I corrected someone this episode!"
"I have a correction for you." Thor said.
"What?" Tad had an eyebrow up.
"That's the second time you corrected someone in this episode." he smirked.
"…Phooey."
"I trip every time I play tug-of-war." JT chimed in. "Like last year…"
"Ooh, how?" Thor asked, a bit interested.
"Oh, come on!" Obi yelled. "Let's just get on with the show!"
…
"COME ON, CATS!" Ana cheered from afar.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand…
Damien went off and snatched Dixie's belt.
"OH MAN!" Dixie yelled and snapped her fingers together like Swiper the fox from Dora.
"YES MAN!" Nalin yelled and retrieved their suitcase.
"DIXIE IS OUT!" Tad announced. "That's currently five people out of the game. Two from the Dogs and… well… four from the Cats."
"Six, Tad. Not five." the hosts said.
"SERIOUSLY!"
…
"Yes! We are gonna win!" Ana cheered but she didn't know someone was sneaking up from behind her.
"Gotcha!" Auzzy shouted and snatched Ana's belt.
"AWWWW!" Ana whined and sat on the grass. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Auzzy scratched her head.
"Fine! You can have your lame belt back already!" the snobby girl threw the belt she was holding and Ana got it back and wore it.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
"AND AUZZY IS OUT OF THE GAME!" Thor said. "Can't you do anything better?"
"SHUT UP, YOU SON OF A… ODIN! MY BELT WASN'T EVEN- WHY YOU LITTLE PIECE OF- OH FORGET IT!" Auzzy stomped all the way to the hosts' area.
(Characters that are currently out of the game:
Dogs: Vulture, Dixie, Auzzy
Cats: Bri, Dante, Kalissa, Tai)
"Like I really am the son of Odin, heh." Thor laughed. "OH MY GOSH! CAEDEN'S GOT THE SWAG!"
Caeden ran to the Dogs' side with the suitcase.
…But…
"…Caeden's out of the game!" Obi said. Alysson snatched Caeden's belt before he reached the territory and he got the suitcase back.
"Great crap…" Corbin muttered. "OH SHOOT!"
Nalin snatched his belt since he was sneaking up on him the whole time.
"HA!" he laughed.
"Corbin's out of the game as well!" the hosts said in unison.
"Who will win now?!" says Jeep.
"I don't know!" her brother answered.
"I'm not asking you but okay."
Whack!
"OW!" Alysson yelped as he fell to the ground.
Keanu grabbed the latter's belt and made a face.
"AAAAAAAAAND KEANU HAS THE SWAG!" Thor announced.
Keanu successfully made it to the Dogs.
The Dogs cheered in victory.
"WHOOP!" yelled the person who made them won.
"Awwww...!" Ana whined again.
"Grr! We could've done it!" Jaedyn yelled.
"THE DOGS WON THE CHALLENGE!"Obi yelled happily. "Cats, see you all tonight!"
"After all the fun in the cruise." Damien sighed.
The other players ran to their respected teams.
"At least we all did a good job." Ana tried to cheer them up.
"'Cept for Kalissa." Bri said which made Kalissa mad.
Confessional: Bri
Bri: *whispers* And maybe Ana as well.
End confessional
"I TOLD YOU I WORK BETTER IN OFFENSE!" yelled the aforementioned.
"Calm down, madame." Dante smirked evilly. "Your voice seems a bit horse today."
"IT'S HOARSE! H-O-A-R-S-E!" Kalissa snapped with pure rage. "NOT HORSE! H-O-R-S-E!"
"HOW CAN YOU TELL? IT'S IN MY SPEECH!" Dante fought back.
"Didn't you say that in the last episode…?" Kalissa asked.
"QUIET!" Nalin shouted.
Everyone stared.
"…Please…?"
"WHOO!" Rory cheered. "WHO'S THE WINNER?"
"WE ARE!" Jacob answered.
"WE ARE!" the Dogs followed.
Confessional: Nicholas
Nicholas: Well not for long that it.
End confessional
"YEAH!" Dixie smiled. "LET'S CELEBRATE OUR VICTORY BY DRINKING UP MY FINEST TOMATO JUICE!"
"HECK NO!" Nicholas yelled which made all the Dogs look to him.
…
"Eh… just kidding!" he laughed sheepishly.
"Yeah… let's go… drink it up…" Caeden smiled sheepishly as well.
"Like I care." Auzzy sneered.
"Heh…" Keanu laughed a bit.
"SQUAWK! SQUAWK!" Vulture cheered.
"Oh, come on, Toucan!" Rory said.
"Shut up!" Vulture sneered.
"Okay, Pheasant!" Rory teased again.
"Seriously, Rory!"
Later on…
Opal and Pedro were on the beaches of Hawaii.
"Wow…" Opal smiled as she stared at the beautiful sunset. "It looks so romantic!"
Pedro, who was reading a book under a beach blanket, saw this and approached her.
"Yes, it is." he said.
"What…? Oh! Haha!" Opal laughed.
They both stared at each other for a moment.
Then, they leaned closer.
After that, they both closed their eyes.
And when the beautiful moment was about to happen…
Even if Opal knew the consequences…
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
"Oh, it's my phone." Opal said and answered it. "Hello?"
"Hello, Opal! This is a host in Total Drama: Best of Both Worlds! Can you guess who this is?"
"Obi?"
"Nope."
"Thor?"
"Nah."
"Tad?"
"Hint: I'm a female. You do not recognize the voice?"
"No. Is it Jeep?"
"Not really."
"Oh, JT! What is it?"
"Pedro's with you, right?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"Well, you Cats are going to the elimination ceremony. Your team lost the challenge." JT informed.
"Okay, see you later."
"Oh wait. Someone wants to talk to you."
"Huh?"
After a few seconds of silence, a male voice was heard from the phone.
"Hey Opal."
"Um, hello Alysson." Opal replied to her lover.
"So, how's Hawaii?"
"It was neat! Pedro and I had a really good time exploring almost every single nook and cranny this place has to offer!" she smiled. "Well, not every single one, heeheehee."
Alysson didn't sound happy though.
"Really? Oh, that's… nice… I'm starting to miss you here. Well, we lost in the challenge."
"Yeah, I know. We'll be going there. See ya!"
"Love y-"
Opal hung up.
Opal didn't look pleased with the news that she had just heard from JT.
"What is it?" Pedro asked.
"We're going in the elimination ceremony tonight." Opal said.
"That sucks." Pedro replied. "At least we had a good time here so far. We had a little adventure, ventured through the woods, enjoyed our time in the beaches, and whatnot."
"Well, I think we'll be coming back. Let's just go to where they are."
"Alright."
Commercial Break (JT's Cook-Easy Cookies)
"Hello everyone!" JT waves at the camera. "I have a question for you all. Are cookies healthy?"
There was a sound effect of a billion kids saying "NOOOOO!".
"That's right!" JT smiled. "But now, I'm here to make your cookies healthier than veggies!"
There was another sound effect in the background with the same kids saying "BOOOOO!" instead.
"Well have no fear! There are healthy cookies here! With JT's Cook-Easy Cookies, you won't have to go to the doctor!" JT showed the cookies to the camera. "In just five easy steps!"
She placed the batter in the mixer.
"First we mix the batter for about five minutes. Stop to scrape the sides as usual."
After five minutes, she stopped mixing.
"Next we placed the batter in a tray according to the desired shape." JT placed the batter in a circular shape. "I'd rather have it in circles because it's more... basic... Anyways, step three place the tray in the freezer."
"Hey, aren't all cookies supposed to be baked?" the camera man asked.
"Well this one, you don't." She placed the ray in the freezer. "After about a few minutes, we'll get the cookies."
After a few minutes...
"Well here they are!" JT showed the cookies the camera. "I uh, put some food coloring in it to make it more... weird, but anyways, I hope you'll get your cookies soon! Stay healthy with JT's Cook-Easy Cookies!"
A third sound effect was played as loads of kids shouted "YAAAAAAAAAAY!" in the background.
*static*
"WHERE ARE THE OTHER TWO STEPS?!" the director of the commercial demanded.
Meanwhile, Jaedyn, Tai, Nalin, and Bri were gathered at the bonfire.
"So, who's out?" Jaedyn sat in an armchair. "And… why's there an armchair here by the bonfire?"
"I think that's Chris' chair. He didn't pick it up when he left." Bri answered.
Jaedyn stood up and dusted herself off. "Ew, I've got Chris Cooties all around me."
"Who are we voting out again?" Nalin asked.
"I didn't say anything yet." Bri said. "I'm suggesting we vote out Ana."
"Why?" Jaedyn raised an eyebrow. "She hasn't done anything wrong!"
"Yeah. That's the problem." Bri replied.
"Let me get this straight. You're saying that we should vote Ana off the game because she didn't do anything wrong, right?" Damien recalled. "So, if she did something that she wasn't supposed to, then we're gonna let her stay?"
Everyone facepalmed in response to Damien's 'genius' statement.
"No, Damien. I was going to say that she didn't do ANYTHING! A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G!" Bri said unhappily.
"Look, we need to stop doing the spelling thing. You're starting to sound like Kalissa." Jaedyn turned her attention to Bri, who shrunk away.
"You're right…Sorry."
Kalissa and Dante arrived at the scene.
"So long, Kalissa!" Dante waved at her.
"Shut up. It's not like I'M going to get eliminated!" Kalissa snapped. "You didn't even shove your big booty off in the first place, you big booger!"
Damien, Ana, and Alysson arrived at the scene as soon as Kalissa said her last word.
"Opal and Mister Manly will be here soon." Alysson informed.
"It's not like we care, Alysson!" Kalissa snapped again.
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"Who are we gonna vote?" Ana nudged Damien.
"Uh…-"
"Heeeeeey guys!" yelled a familiar voice.
"Ohmigosh, it's Opal and Pedro!" Bri smiled. "How's your vacation?"
The last two had finally arrived on the scene.
"It was neat!" Opal replied. Alysson looked at her and Pedro, unhappily.
Confessional: Alysson
Alysson: Mister Masculinity, I will take you down.
End confessional
In less than ten more minutes, Jeep, JT, Obi, Tad, and Thor arrived.
"Hello, Cruiser Cats." JT greeted.
"It's Crazytown Cats." Tad corrected her.
"Oh."
"What're you waiting for, get to voting!" Jeep told them.
After the voting happened…
"Alright, let's count it up." Obi said as he grabbed a piece of paper. "Let's see… first vote belongs to…
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Everyone looked at Dante.
"OH, GEEZ!"
"Second vote…" Thor began. "Belongs to…
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"Ugh!" JT crossed her arms. "And Obi, Ernesto's not my boyfriend anymore."
"What?!" Obi had his mouth open. "What happened-"
"NEXT VOTE BELONGS TO…" Jeep (practically) yelled. "Kalissa. Again."
"Pfft." Kalissa flipped her hair and glared at her butler.
"Fourth vote goes to… Ana." Tad said. "So does the fifth vote... wait, no! THE FIFTH VOTE IS BLANK!"
Ana looked as if she's about to cry.
"Sixth vote goes to Dante." JT reads.
"Ha!" Dante interjected. "Only one vote!"
"We're not even finished yet!" Obi shouted. "Anyway, the seventh vote goes to Bri."
Bri didn't have any reactions.
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"I was expecting that…" Pedro admitted.
"Ninth vote is for Tai."
Tai looked quizzical.
"Because of certain…" Bri stammered. "…circumstances…"
Tai glared at her.
"Bri gets two votes now!" Tad announced. "For the tenth one."
"Hmph."
"And the eleventh vote goes to…"
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"DANTE!" the hosts shouted happily.
"BOO! HISS!" Dante sneered.
"So that means… Alysson, Damien, Jaedyn, Nalin, and Opal," Obi began. "You guys are safe with no votes."
"Yes!" some of them said.
"The ones who are safe with one vote are…" Jeep paused. "Pedro and Tai!"
Tai gave off a sigh of relief.
"That was close." Pedro did the same.
"The ones who received two votes are…" JT said. "Ana… for not really doing anything in the challenge…"
"WAAAAH!"
"That's what one of the papers said!"
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"Kalissa," Thor continued. "For doing nothing in the show besides arguing with Dante."
"Phooey."
"Dante because of the same reason with Kalissa." Tad said.
"WHAT! I HAVE POTENTIAL!" the latter protested.
"No you don't." Obi chuckled. "And Bri for something you said…? Well it says in the paper."
"It's a tie." Jeep announced.
"Which one: a neck tie or a bow tie?"
Jeep glared at Tad. He smiled, and shrugged.
"So here's the gist. We'll each give you an envelope. Open it up, and read what it says in the folded piece of paper. If it says 'safe', well you're safe because duh." Jeep said. "And if it says 'goodbye', you are going to go sayonara. So let's begin!"
Bri, Dante, Kalissa, and Ana were each given an envelope.
"Open it up."
They did so.
"Alright. Read your paper one by one. Ready? Go."
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"I'm sorry." Obi apologized sympathetically. "Ladies and gentlemen, our twenty-first placer for Total Drama: Best of Both Worlds is…
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"B-bye…" Ana sniffed. "WAA-"
Damien ran to her and gave her a big hug before letting her tears out again.
"Shh, don't cry Ana. It's just a game." he assured. "It's just two votes."
"Just two? JUST TWO?!" Ana wailed. "WAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Someone shut her up." said a familiar voice.
"CHRIST?" Tad jumped. "I MEAN- CHRIS?!"
"I just came to visit." Chris grinned. "And to get my armchair."
"Aw, how nice!" Jeep smiled (sarcastically). "Everyone, you may all leave now!"
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The five hosts and Chris faced the camera.
"So what will happen to Opal, Alysson, and Pedro?" Obi said.
"How will the Cats fare next time?" Tad asked.
"Will the Dogs win again?" says Jeep.
"What will happen to Damien now that Ana's gone?" JT asked.
"And will I ever taste Dixie's infamous tomato juice?" Thor replied.
"Really?" Jeep raised an eyebrow.
"Forget about it." JT grinned. "'Cuz we'll see you all next time in…"
"Total…" says the boys.
"Drama…" says the girls.
"Best…" says Chris.
"Of Both Worlds!" Everyone beamed.
*static*
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The six left the scene. No one was left in the bonfire, where the third elimination ceremony took place.
Except for Tai.
"Can we go back to the cruise?"
Not to mention but I think this episode had the least confessionals…
JT: And that was our first newcomer for this season going sayonara! Anyway, hey everyone, JT here! (Or you can call me Candela… since I changed my name OBI NOTE: I still will call you Candy...) Anyway, I took over for Tad since he wasn't feeling well lately, and well we don't want to make this season come into a halt so we all did our best to continue it! I had loads of fun writing this episode. Especially the challenge scene. That came into my mind while I was playing a certain game in my dad's phone so… yep…
Anyway, I got SO NERVOUS about this document! It was already finished that time and once I was looking for it in the files and it was not there so I pancaked- er… panicked and searched all over again and I THOUGHT that I would rewrite it but fortunately I found it in the recycling bin. At least it wasn't dirty. :X
'Bout the commercial break, I didn't know what thing should I do so I did plush toys and cookies. *hides in a corner*
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
If you guys didn't notice, I sort of changed the way of counting votes, so… the episode becomes more… longer(?).
I have some kind of 'question-of-the-day' for you all:
1. Who do you think will go home next and why?
That is all! I think Jeep's next for writing in the next episode. After that it's… me again… I think… Oh well. I'm not yet sure but, that's life. So… see you all next time!
By the way, here are the teams:
Dynamite Dogs: Alina, Auzzy, Caeden, Corbin, Dixie, Jacob, Keanu, Nicholas, Rory, Vulture
Crazytown Cats: Alysson, Bri, Damien, Dante, Jaedyn, Kalissa, Nalin, Opal, Pedro, Tai
Eliminated: Gyphon (23rd), Koh (22nd), Anastasia (21st)
Obi Notes Time... (Yay me):
Thanks, Candy! I appreciate it! And I'm gonna need your cookie recipe...
In case anyone was wondering, the next chapter will be Jeep or Tad, if he feels like he can do it. (I don't want you to do it if you don't want to, Tad).
Thanks for reading, and I will have the next chapter for BvBvB up soon... It's good, I promise