Tacos-I'm so sorry for the long wait! My computer was broken so I had to get a new one!
Tigerlily-During that time Oreo started to like me!
Oreo-woof…
Tigerlily-Tacos doesn't own warriors
Tacos-The pain…
Tacos-Our contest is…Cheerleading!
Firestar-Cheerleading!
Tigerstar-OMFSC! IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE! (starts to cry)
Tacos-um..ok O.o
Tigerlily-The challenge is to make up a team cheer and dance to it!
Tigerstar-OMSC! SOMEBODY PINCH ME THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!
Oakheart-I'll do it gladly! (Pinches Tigerstar)
Tigerstar-(stops looking happy and looks pissed off) you better start running.
Oakheart- He he. Why?
Tigerstar-You'll see!
(a random cage from the background starts moving and growling)
Tigerstar-Let's just say a certain someone hasn't walked a certain dog in a while! (Smiles evilly)
(cage door opens and Oreo runs out so fast you can barely see her) (A/N-Yes my dog is a border collie/greyhound mix. Feel bad for me)
Oakheart-S***!
Bluestar-Oakheart! NOOOOO! WHO DID THIS!
Tigerstar-That would be me! (puff out chest)
Bluestar-YOU LITTLE SON OF A B****!
(Bluestar attacks Tigerstar and Bluestar wins)
Tigerstar-(all beaten up and eaten in to a pulp) ok… Y-you win.
Bluestar-Yup and don't you ever try to kill my family again! (scratches neck)
Firestar-FLEAS! (jumps off cliff)
Tacos-I knew we should have hired dogs instead of cats.(shakes head miserably)
Unpaid camera man-You just notice that?
Tacos-(gives a death glare)
Unpaid camera man-(gulp)
Longtail-Back to the contest!
Tacos-Oh ya! Any questions!
Squirrelpaw-(dances around looking desperate) Can I please use the dirt place?
Tacos-If you hold it for the rest of the episode I'll give a private dirt place.
Squirrelpaw-Deal!
Tigerlily-You know that won't fit our budget, right?
Tacos-I know I just want to see her unhappy that's all.
Whitestorm-Can I go to bed yet?
Tacos-No!
Whitestorm-F*** you!
Tacos-You only say what you are!
Whitestorm-(curses under breath)
Sandstorm-Um. Mistyfoot is sick today with whitecough…
Bluestar-We're doomed again!
Tacos-You have 2 hours to make your act, it must last at least 5 minutes. Now make your cheers! Team Chocolate you get Lazerclaw as a teammate for this episode since Mistyfoot is sick.
(a grey tom falls from the sky he has red eyes and the ability to shoot lazers from his paws)
Sandstorm-Cool!
Whitestorm- Shiny!
Bluestar-S***!
Tacos-Team Awesome you will have to give one of your players to me as a slave to make the teams fair for this challenge!
Firestar-I say Longtail. Since he's blind and stuff!
Tacos-Fair enough. Longtail walk 3 steps forward and 8 steps to the left.
Longatil walks the distance without fail
Tacos-Good! Now begin!
Tigerlily-Wait!
Cats wait again!
Tigerlily-The judges will be me, Tacos and Oreo whenever she returns with Oakheart!
Oreo-(runs back with Oakheart in jaw) Woof woof woof woof woof! *translated-I got him and did really bad stuff to him!*
Tigerlily-Um… Oreo, why did you do it to him?
Oreo-WOOF WOOF! *translated-cause I felt like it!*
Oakheart-It was horrible…
Oreo-(growls)
Oakheart-Um I mean it was wonderful!
Whitestorm throws up.
Whitestorm-I'm ok!
Tacos-ok on to the competition!
Team Awesome
Tigerstar-So I was thinking a mix of songs with a blank spot for us to do our team cheer.
Firestar-Ok! I'm cool with that.
Squirrelpaw-Must…use DIRT PLACE!
Oakheart-Wait! You stupid furball!
Squirrelpaw-Well at least I didn't get raped by a girl! Or a dog at the least!
Oakheart-You take that back right now!
Firestar-Come on girls break it up!
Oakheart-Meany!
Squirrelpaw-Rule breaker!
Oakheart-Future no mate!
Squirrelpaw-Gay Lord!
Oakheart-No life!
Tigerstar-Shut up! While you guys are having your cat fight I'm trying to think of our team cheer! This is what I got so far…
We are Team Awesome!
A-Awesome
W-Wicked
E-Enthusiastic
S-Super cool
O-Oh ya
M-Money!
E-Excited
We are Team Awesome and we are about to kick your ass! Word!
Tigerstar-I like the ending the best!
Firestar-Whatever. I just get to choose the songs I say a mix of Dynamite by Taio Cruz and DJ Got Us Fallen in Love Again by Usher.
Oakheart-I liked it!
Squirrelpaw-I really don't care.
Team Chocolate
Lazerclaw-I am Lazerclaw I am a robot. (does the robot)
Bluestar-Um okay…?
Sandstorm-I got the cheer!
Whitestorm-That fast!
Bluestar-Whatever let's hear it!
Lazerclaw-Hear!
Whitestorm-(rolls eyes)
Sandstorm-okay here it goes!...
I dunno what I've been told (repeat)
But Team Chocoate is the place to (go)
Soundoff! (2 cat say 1 or 2)
Soundoff! (2 other cats say 3 or 4)
Soundoff! 4 in all!
GO! TEAM CHOCOLATE!
Sanstorm-We could dance to Airplanes than do the cheer at the end!
Bluestar-I like it but whos gonna be in charge?
Lazerclaw-I will!
Whitestorm- Left in the dust again. Harsh.
Sandstorm-So let's practice!
At Cheerleading stage
There is a stage like in Total Drama Island except it is pink not brown.
Tacos-Ok up first is Team Chocolate! Oh I almost forgot there is a med cat apprentice now for your team give it up for Icepaw!
A White with sparkly blue eyes and black paws she-cat falls out of the sky
Icepaw-I like Cheese!
Smokwclaw-Why did I sign up for this?
Tacos-Because you where high off cat nip looking for a job and came here! (smiles sweetly)
Smokeclaw-Don't push it!
Tacos-I was just sayin! Ok Team Chocolate your on!
Snadstorm-(whispers) And a 1 2 123 and…
Airplanes start playing and Whitestorm and Lazerclaw come out beat boxing. Sandstorm and Bluestar start doing the Macarena and doing cartwheels. Whitestorm picks up Bluestar and throws her in the air. She does a flip and gets caught by Lazerclaw. Lazerclaws used his lasers to put on a mini light show when Whitestorm says
I dunno what I've been told!
Sandstorm and Bluestar-I dunno what I've been told!
W-But Team Chocolate is Awesome!
S &B- But Team Chocolate is Awesome!
W-Soundoff! 1!
S-2!
W-Soundoff
B-3!
L-4!
W-4 in all!
L-(makes lazers spelling Team Chocolate!)
The End!
Tacos- I will give that a 9
Oreo-8
Tigerlily-7
Tacos-So that's 24/30 not terrible but hopeful!
Bluestar-Yay! We're not doomed!
Tacos-Team Awesome your next!
Tigerstar-(runs on stage like an idiot and starts dancing like Squidward)
Audience-Boo!
Random Guy-Do your cheer already before my ears fall off!
6 hours Later
Random Guy-That's it I'm outta here!
Tacos-Enough! I will give it a 7
Oreo-4
Tigerlily-1
Tacos-You got 12/30! I'm sorry but I'll be seeing you at the Smokes of Shame tonight!
Smokes of Shame
Tacos-I have 4 mice but only 5 cats who will be out tonight? Since Longtail wasn't in the competition he gets a mouse!
Longtail-YAY!
Tacos-Gives mouse to Firestar and Oakheart!
Tacos- I have one mouse but still have 2 cats left who will it be Tigerstar or Squirrelpaw?
Say who you want out in the reviews! BYE!
Oreo-Woof! *translated-You better run!*