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Omg. Omg Dave is snogging me. Oh well.

1 minute later

'MUMMY MUUUUUUUUMMY!!'

Oh my Pantaloons what the frig was that. I can't believe they have interrupted my perfect snogging. Speaking of Dave, he looks vair cute when he is startled. Anyway back to the matter of hand, I mean at hand, some little titch has run off to tell his mummy and I quote, 'there's two people shagging in the bushes'. Honestly that's what some 7/8 year old kid said. How does he even know what that means? Well I didn't get to find out as Dave dragged me up and yelled, 'RUN KITTYKAT, RUN LIKE A BIRD' before his mummy could come and have a nervy b and hit us with her handbag.

Sitting on my front wall with Dave the laughy laugh

'Dave *pant pant* why did you snog me?'

'Well Kittykat how could I resist you when you looked so scrumptious?'

'You mean with twigs in my hair and dirt on my face, you thought I looked scrumptious?'

I must say Dave is one of the maddest people I've ever met. The number one spot goes to Libby of course. I mean what kind of toddler dresses up two crazy cats to play monopoly and whacks them over the head if they try to escape. Anyway back to Dave. Oo-er.

'I do like a bit of nature in my cup of tea you know Gee' and with that he got up and left. Well first he blew me a kiss. Hmm I think Dave may be on the turn. He'll be inviting me to luncheons in no time.

Friday the 21st

Assembly

For once I was actually on time. Yes I said on time.

Staring at our darling headmistress

I think I have been hypnotized by Slim's chins. It seems that they have multiplied overnight. I'll have to consult Rosie as I think she keeps a tally.

'Ro Ro, have Slim's chins multiplied overnight or am I just loony?'

'Well Gee, you are quite loony but I think you are right. It starts to merge into one if you stare at them for too long' Ro Ro said as she was stroking her beard. Wait when did she put on her beard?

One minute later

I have informed all of the ace gang of the new chins and now we are all can't look away.

English

It seems like we were all too mesmerized by her chins to notice that Assembly was over so we were late. It was okay though because we had Miss Wilson and I don't think she even noticed us walk in.

'Whaaat' Jas kept poking me.

So are you excited as I am, although I do think it is a bit sexist having us make pom poms, don't you?

'Jas have you taken some of Miss Wilson's loony tablets? Is your brain working all right?'

Oww she is such a violent girl, she just kicked my shins and is all huffy with me now. I was only curious.

'Jazzy Spazzy, my bestest pally please tell me what you were rambling about before?' hmm she seems to be even more huffy with me now. I'll have to grovel.

Ten minutes later

I am now forgiven although it did cost me my jammy dodger and I now have to carry her bag everywhere. I did find out what her ramblings were about though. Apparently while we were mesmerized, Slim announced that we would be supporting the Foxwood lads next week at the football (soccer) championwhasits. We even have to make pom poms for it and everything.

One minute later

Which is so naff.

30 seconds later

I could make cool multicoloured ones though.

One minute later

Hmmm I wonder if Dave plays on the team. It's starting to seem like he plays for the other team though. Hahaha I am so full of hilariousity.

'Whaaaaa' I was just thinking what Dave would look like in footy shorts when I was rudely interrupted by vole woman.

'Georgia, what are you thinking about? You look like a twat' what a nice pally she is. Not

30 seconds later

Omg, was I just fantasizing about Dave the Laugh?

Break

Munching on a carrot while Jas eats my jammy dodger.

'Georgia would you stop staring at Jas. People will think you are on the turn. Anyway we have to discuss my fab animal party.'

I was about to make a witty reply when Mabs said, 'So what are you going as Georgia?'

'Erm it's like so cool…so you'll err have to wait till the party to see it as it's…so cool' Well I haven't exactly got a costume yet but I will and it will be…..cool.

Snuggled up in my bed

I think they saw past my 'it's too cool for you to know' plan but thankfully Jas's phone beeping, saved me. As she was reading the text, she blushed quite, well, red. We spent the rest of the day trying to steal her phone but she stuck it down her top so we called it quits.

I minute later

Hmm I'm a bit nervy about seeing Dave arghh I mean Alex. I swear my head nearly dropped off when I saw him without his shirt on. Phwoar to the max.

'GINGEY! OPEN UP NOW' oh god the insane child is home.

Pushing the drawers off my door

Oh gosh I just opened the door and she just stood there staring creepily at me and grinning like a lunatic. Then all of a sudden she threw herself at me and started laughing hysterically.

11.30pm

Trying to go to sleep with all Libby's 'fwends' digging into me. I asked her if I could take one out and she said, 'NO, if one goes out, you go out!' I can't believe my own sister threatened to push me out of MY OWN BED. I will never get to sleep.

30 seconds later

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Saturday the 22nd

8am

I cannot believe I am awake at this ungodly time in the morning, on a weekend! It was all Libby's fault. Apparently when she wakes up so should everyone else. If the shouting doesn't wake you up the banging on the walls does the job perfectly.

8.30am

Eating a nutritious breakfast of cereal. It has to be good for you if it tastes like cardboard, right? Wrong, there were just chucks of actual cardboard in it.

Walking into town

Since I have been up at dawn, I have extra time to spare. I only need 6 hours to perfect my beauty regime.

Walking home

Ooo I have just bought this really groovy all natural face mask and some essential raspberry lip gloss. Everyone kept looking at me oddly when I was trying out the lip glosses. I don't know, why it wasn't like I was snogging my hand or anything I was just pouting my lips too see if they looked snoggable. I may have asked a few people if they do but that's all.

Home sweet home

Pfft I wish. I think I'll put my fabby face mask on now.

15 minutes later

Scrubbing my face mask off. Who knew an all natural face mask could smell so bad. For the sake of beauty I sat there with tissues up my nose so I couldn't smell.

5pm

Currently sitting on my bed trying to think of a costume. Animal…animals…hmmmmmmm.

5.30pm

I can't believe I didn't think of it before, it is pure genius. I will be a butterfly.

6.30pm

Waiting for Jas to come round so we can walk to Ro Ro's.

6.40pm

Jas just rang to say that she was going with Hunky and hoped I didn't mind. I said 'No I wouldn't want you to go without your fellow vole.' She must have thought I was serious because she said, 'Thanks Gee but how did you know Tom and I were going as voles?' oh how I laughed as I slammed the phone down.

Oops there's a chip on the phone. I don't think it can keep up with all the slamming I put it through.

Walking to Rosie's

I feel quite proud. I got five honks. I must say I love my outfit. I'm wearing black heels, black tights, a black mini with a black halter top, huge butterfly wings, antennae thingymabobs and have made my eyes all cool, and colourful.

Ringing the doorbell

'Hello Sexkitty, might I say how sexy you are looking'

'What in the name of Libby's under crackers are you wearing?'

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