Rules for the TARDIS
chapter 3 the rules return
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12. The Doctor is not allowed to get raging drunk. Buzzed and tipsy are okay, but when he hits raging drunk he winds up in situations that are technically impossible by the laws of space and time and loses all his clothes. While some may enjoy the view (cough Amy cough) it is not worth the hassle of the aftermath. Not to mention the amount of alcohol it takes would kill 5 liquor-hardened Scots
13. Don't remind him of previous companions. While he may act cavalier about them, he will brood after you all go to sleep. and when he broods he aims to get raging drunk, which we DON'T want.
14. The Doctor is not allowed to go more than two Earth weeks without sleep. Any attempt to surpass this or try and break his current sleepless record of three Earth months will result in Rory being provided the strongest sedatives aboard (with the largest needle), help in sneaking up on him, and the bedrooms hidden so he is forced to be passed out on the console room steps.
15. never try to call torchwood to deal with a alien invasion, the Doctor will start to think we dont need him and will try and drink himself into a stupor (see rule 12)
16. never try to drink the Doctor under the table (TARDIS: Jack I'm looking at you) the time lord will drink you under the table so hard you will be dead or you will wish you were dead
all right people you know the drill review and put in suggestions for future rules KTHANXBAI
so do you think i should put in little bits of a storyline in this, like how certain rules came into being, tell me in you reviews thanx people