I disclaim.
Fax received by: Dr. Eric Van der Woodsen 555.0137 Aug. 24 13:23
Fax sent by: The Offices of Bryred, Howard, and Ritle. The desk of Mitchell Howard, atty. 555.8439
Cover page: Regarding: Our Daughter. Please respond.
Page 1: Eric did you hear what Cecila was doing yesterday?
She went to see that boy—the one with the piercings! She's just doing this out of some twisted sense of child justice. I swear my mother put her up to this—she never got over the fact that I was gay and now she'd encouraging our daughter to drive me crazy. Why couldn't that whole nurture thing have worked out better? Then CeCe would be dating some nice, well mannered lesbian instead of that Harvard drop out wanna-be musician. Where did we go wrong? We sent her to Berkley for gods sake. That place is full of hoards of nice republican homosexuals. Did you know he was flying into Boston and not New York? Did you keep it from me on purpose? Have you been talking to my mother?
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Mitch Howard you have…1 New Text Message
From Eric:
Calm down you're paranoid. We knew when we adopted Ce there was a good chance she'd be straight. Don't be so judgemental.
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Memo: To All Personnel
From: Dr. Van der Woodsen
Re: Out of Office
This is a reminder that I'll be away from the office until the 31st. Dr. Thomas will be taking my regular sessions. I can be reached at my normal emergency number in the event of a crisis. Thank you.
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Air Traffic Control Event Log. Mombasa, Kenya, Private Air Strip Report.
At 1900 hrs. 24 August 2031 ATC Informed that Vanderbilt plane was being checked for flight and requested take off clearance for 25 August 2031. Permission was given and clearance was slotted for 1200 hrs. Vanderbilt plane took off at 1202 hrs with the following:
Pilot: Capt. Ertyn
CoPilot: Lt. Poole
Flight Attendant: M. Reces
Passengers: S. Van der Woodsen
A. Archibald- Van der Woodsen
Passport scans available upon request.
Flight Destination: JFK Airport, NY, USA.
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Serena Van der Woodsen you have… 1 New Text Message
From B.:
I knew you'd be late.
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A note from Blair Waldorf-Bass:
To do: 1. remind Alex to pack heels
2. call back Katy—remind that MET fundraising ethics are NOT flexible!
3. have Dorota pack Chuck's salmon pants
4. KILL SERENA!
5. take away Liam's credit card privileges
6. call Daddy and Roman!
7. make sure cabbage patch is seated away from: Chuck, Serena, my mother, Mitch
8. have Eric talk to Kate- figure
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From the Desk of Chuck Bass,
Esq. Empire Inc., CEO Bass Industries
To Mrs. Chuck Bass,
aka she-who-packs-like-the-wind, Goddess of the Known Universe
I know that I complained about this type of communication, but Blair, I've decided letter writing is the sort of sweeping, classic romantic gesture that I choose to embody, so I've decided to continue. Not to mention, when you write your memoirs, this will be a wonderful edition. And I want you to know that I debated training birds of some sort to deliver it, but Renee said that was impractical.
Personally I just think she's not thinking big enough. And is possibly jealous her own husband didn't train animals to deliver her love notes.
Blair, my eternal love, I'm writing this as an intervention. Liam tells me you took his AX Black card. I realize you're doing this with the best of intentions, but I don't think you realize that he has five other major credit cards, a trust fund, and a rather impressive stock portfolio. Really, what's the point? Not that I'm saying you're in the wrong, and I agree totally about the fountains (or whatever he's done this time). And I'll always be behind you, a united Ch/Air front, just like I was when you overreacted about the whole bubble bath-goldfish-limo party thing. But as a woman who had two tiaras and three extra dresses as backup during our wedding, I'm just not sure you can throw stones regarding excess. And honestly, I'm not sure I want to be raising children who don't go after what they want—even if it is multiple chocolate fountains or the desire to genetically modify goldfish. After all, we are both very headstrong people and it is a Bass trait to get what you want no matter the consequences.
It is how you finally convinced me to marry you.
The point Blair, is that taking away a single credit card achieves nothing and in the long run is just a fruitless gesture.
Now take a deep breath, remember that you are the most gorgeous, sexy woman I have ever met, that I love you, and that you need to pack my salmon pants because I want to wear them to the Petters.
All my love,
Chuck Bass
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Blair Waldorf-Bass you have… 1 New Voicemail
"This is Blair Waldorf-Bass. I'm apparently too busy to take your call, but if you leave your name, reason for calling, number, and hours you can be reached—in that order—I'll be happy to return your call when I have a moment." Beep.
"Um… Mrs. Bass? This is Paul Westel from your husband's accounting department. I got your email… are you sure you want to freeze your son's entire credit? That's… well that's quite a few cards. And in the case of an emergency, well…not that I'm questioning your judgment Mrs. Bass! I just wanted to… make sure. So give me a call back. If you want! My number is 555.3175. oh and I'll be in the office until 5. Thank you."