Delaware: New Jersey! We're back!
Pennsylvania: Delaware! You must knock and ask politely before you enter someone's house.
New Jersey: That's right. -_-# What are you doing here in the first place? I thought your business with me was done!
Delaware: We're here to uphold our end of the bargain. [Reaches into bag.]
Pennsylvania: I know not why you asked us to do this, but I suppose it's none of my business. We just visited New York. Half of his citizens are loyalists, so he gladly signed the petition.
Delaware: And then we swiped this! [Takes out New York's diary.]
Pennsylvania: You swiped it! I have nothing to do with this madness!
New York's Diary: Entry 1
I met three lovely ladies today. I can't remember their names, but one was from Ireland. (Ireland, I tell you! So exotic!) The new Stamp Act was met with much frustration and discord.
New York: What's going on here? Did you- did you hang that official??
Colonist: Um…a little?
New York's Diary: Entry 2
I met almost 10 lovely young ladies today. A good day indeed! That is, it would've been if I hadn't had dreams about the past.
Governor: This is New Jersey. He'll be living in our house from now on.
Chibi New York: Hi! [Extends hand with a smile.]
Chibi New Jersey: Hmph! [Smacks hand away.]
Chibi New York: Huh?
I tried a few more times to befriend him, but soon gave up. His stubbornness always remained. And then he began to complain to our governors, saying that they favored me over him! But, no…the most horrible part of the dream was yet to come!
New York [Now closer to his current age]: Oh, what delicate hands you have, my lady!
Lady: Uh-huh…[Staring off at something in a daze.]
New York: What is it, Lady? [Looks in the same direction and sees New Jersey walking by.]
It was terrible! I don't understand! How could she have favored that messed-up punk over me??!! Not only is he less attractive, but he has no manners or class and picks on others for no reason!
New Jersey [Reading diary]: T_T# Damn him…