The Chase

I didn't even look at what landed in front of me. I just ran. I know what you're thinking, you are pathetic. C'mon stand up and fight! Ok, who's the one that watched the movie here? Me. So I know what I'm doing, ok? The thing that landed in front of was smelly as a room filled with 3 year old fish. It was a giant hovering in front of me; a destruction machine. It had white fur spotted with blood.

When I was talking to that wrinkly blue thing, there was this puny mouse in pink standing at my foot. When the monster attacked, you would not believe it. It scurried up its back, stabbed its eye, and ran away with it. I was a mile away by this time, but I still saw it. 2 fat boys escorted me to 2 signs. One said East to Squiggle and West to Squid.

They were arguing about where to go when this red and black vulture swooped down, grabbing both of them. I headed west to Squid. Yum... Squid.. :)

In the distance, a forest was surrounded with blue smoke. I walked right into this creepy blue cat that won't stop grinning at me. "Um, what are you doing?" "Hello my name is..." "Dean?!" Why is everyone in my class here! And why is Dean a cat? I thought he ate-"

Just then, Ben and Kaylee fell down from the nearest tree and nearly fell ON me. "WHAT in the WORLD is HAPPENING!" I demanded Kaylee and Ben. "Well, we are the narrators and we were suppose to narrate everything that was happening but Kaylee said we needed a lunch break. She lost her donut, claimed mine was hers, and pushed me off the tree. She lost her balance and also fell, which was a fail," Ben explained.

Kaylee got up and brushed the dirt off her camo khakis. "That was my donut," she insisted. Ben sighed."It doesn't matter anyway, I already ate it." They started arguing with each other over a donut.

"GUYS!" They abruptly stopped and faced me. "I meant, why are you guys here? Why are people in our class here? Where IS here?" Kaylee grinned. "You're kidding right?" And they both turned red and clutched their stomachs.

"Uh, you guys. I was serious. Where the heck am I?" Kaylee gave me a confused expression. "You were serious? Ok, here's a summary: Basically you're in Wonderland and you're Alice but technically in this version, you're... uh... yourself and on Frabjous day which I think in this language is Friday, you're gonna kill this monster, ride a hat and a dog, nearly get eaten by a hedgehog and take over Underland while piggybacking on that thing that wanted you dead. Here's a list of people who you will meet and who they are in this story. We're the narrators and we'll go back to narrating later. Oh, also, everyone's gonna act as if they don't know you so don't spoil the movie for them and you can always, always, ALWAYS... drink tea and eat popcorn. Good Luck!" And with that she climbed up the nearest tree at incredible speed.

"Yeah, I better go after her," Ben simply said. "I have a feeling she's going to rob Dunkin' Donuts clean of its... er, donuts." He climbed here I am standing in a black, tattered dress covered in bruises and scratches from a beast who wants me dead which I have to befriend by Friday. I also just have a list of names and a floating cat who is actually this Asian kid in my math class who can turn things invisible. I faced Dean."Can you lead me to the Mad Hatter's tea party?" He merely nodded and led me out of the woods and towards one of the craziest parties in my life.