Thanks to Dragon MoonX who gave me great ideas! So, I hope you like this one!
And don't forget: Read and Review! And I need ideas for any call that you want little Severus to do. Have fun!
"Hello?"
"Good morning sir, my name is Frank Sinister and I'm calling on behalf of Fanfiction. We're just conducting a short survey on what you think of Lily Evans and James Potter from the books of Harry Potter. Are you 18 years of age or older?"
"You do realize that you woke me up right?"
"I'm very sorry sir. Are you 18 or over?"
"Ugh... Yes, I am."
"Alright... Have you read all seven books?"
"Of course I did. I didn't start the series for nothing."
"Of course sir."
"Are you moking me boy?"
"No sir! Now... This call may be monitored or audio taped for quality control and evaluation purposes. So -"
"Wait a minute. Why didn't the other people who called tell me this?"
"They probably skipped the statement. Now... What do you think Lily Evans was like?"
"She was an amazing woman who had an amazing personality and I would have loved to marry her if it hadn't been for that stupid mistake."
"Umm... And what do you think James Potter wa like?"
"He was a bully and a child that wouldn't grow up! Even in adulthood he acted like a child... I have no idea how he won Lily's heart."
"Okay... And what do you think that their wedding would have been like?"
"Here's what it looked like: It was grand, magnificent and everything that Lily hated! I know for a fact that she wanted a small, quiet wedding by the side of a lake. Now... I'm getting worked up and I have no more time to give you because I have to go teach some brats. So, I'm hanging up."
"Sir, there are only -"
"Goodbye." *click*