Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, stayin alliiiiiivveeeeeeeeee! Oh that song has been in my head for ages. Don't judge, I only remember that song because it's playing right now on my Spotify.

Shout outs to these brilliant people :D

Guest -Chapter 2 Oct 14

Skyblu23

This next thing was requested by a fellow writer. For he/she is writing his/her own stories he/she wishes for a broader knowledge of vocabulary. This person told me that I use some good words but he/she doesn't know what some of them mean. So I came up with an idea. If I use an uncommon word or something like that then I'll leave the definition of it at the bottom of every chapter. This can be useful to you writers out there for you could possibly pick up on a few words yourself c:

One moar thing. A Guest put: I will never understand why people like Ash betrayal fic in the first place. It not realistic nor down to Earth. When I mean realistic it has to do with the reason of his friends betraying him. All I'm saying is betrayal stories are always a bad written type of fanfic.

" Origanility is cancer to fanfic writers" A quote I found in a blog. It how I feel every time a betrayal story is posted on this fan base. It just sad to see fanfic writer jump the bandwagon, cause they can't come up with their own idea.

My response: Go shove a pressurised water hose up your ass, and put it on full blast. I honestly don't care whether or not the idea is not original and how is every betrayal fic badly written? You have NO right to say that for you probably haven't read every single betrayal fic (pokemon or not, you didn't specify) on this website. If you don't like these type of stories, why click on this story in the first place? Don't like this story, then don't come back again, and don't infest the review section with cancerous reviews.

Now that that rant is over, time to read :D

Disclaimer- I nu own pokemawns :3

"Good to see you man. Damn, how long has it been?!" Ritchie said, extending his hand to Ash, who shook it.

"Ah not bad, I just came because it's been ages since I participated in a tournament. Right now as you can see Pikachu and I were training but Pikachu doesn't really need training." Ash said whilst grinning. It felt good to see someone who didn't despise you over a stupid reason. Pikachu pumped its fist in the air in confidence knowing it was true.

Ritchie was feeling excited too, for this was a perfect chance to get a battle out of Ash despite the fact that Ash has a Rayquaza in his arsenal.

"I'm guessing you want a battle. Very well, what are the conditions?" Ash said knowing that he had made him gobsmacked.

"How the hell-" Ritchie began but was interrupted by Ash.

"-did you know what I was going to say? My Arceus, that is creepy!" Ash said, finishing his sentence. Ritchie's eyes were wide as he felt a slight trivial feeling of fear. "I knew because as you probably heard earlier I was discussing my abilities to Pikachu, and one of them is intercepting brainwaves. I have a 96.81 percent chance of always getting the subjects thoughts correct. Now back to the battle, I ask again. What are your conditions?"

Ritchie gulped. "Erm, how about a 1v1, my Sparky versus your Pikachu? No time limit or anything by the way."

Ash nodded and they both retreated giving enough space for their Pokémon to battle. Ash gestured for Pikachu to go on the battlefield as Ritchie took out a Pokeball.

"Go, Sparky!" he cried with confidence. Ash chuckled. Ritchie was redolent of himself back in the old times (even thought it was just over a year and a half ago since he was like that himself).

"You can have the first move Ritchie."

"Thanks Ash, now Sparky! Go and show them how strong your Iron Tail is!"

"Pikachu, fire an Electro Ball to disorientate Sparky, then get in close!"

Sparky charged at Pikachu with a metallic glinting tail, until an Electro Ball was headed into its direction. It sidestepped albeit rather sloppily due to its fast pace. As it regained its focus Sparky noticed that Pikachu was right in front of it, with a burnished tail of its own. It waved right before Ash shouted.

"Now Pikachu!" Ash yelled.

Pikachu knew what he meant and slammed its tail right in Sparky's face, causing it to slide back a few metres clutching its side in pain.

"Don't let Sparky breathe, use Electro Ball once more!"

"Pika pika, CHU PI!" Pikachu said, whilst charging up an orb on the tip of its tail and once it finished chanting, it released it at a ferocious speed towards Sparky. Its eyes widened as it saw the attack come at it. As the attack collided a huge explosion occurred that shook the ground. As the smoke slowly dissolved into the air, it was clear that although the attack wasn't effective, Sparky was barely able to stand as it swayed back and forth around the battlefield. Pikachu retreated back to Ash's side of the battlefield as Ritchie spoke.

"No Sparky, just fall! I won't let you get hurt!" Ritchie begged as Sparky slowly advanced towards Pikachu, its consciousness wavering. Ash had already stopped the battle as he ran towards Sparky with a potion in one hand and an oran berry. He crouched next to Sparky who finally fell to the floor, its chest moving up and down heavily. Pikachu walked up to the pair rather guilty; he didn't want to hit Sparky so hard.

"Calm down Sparky, eat this oran berry. It'll help, trust me." Ash said soothingly. Sparky's breathing rate slightly normalised once it heard this and accepted the oran berry. It started munching away feeling better, and winced a few times as Ash sprayed its body with the potion.

Ritchie, who had just witnessed this scene, was feeling both shock and admiration. Shock for how far Ash had come, and admiration for how Ash still cared for Pokémon despite showing a hard shell back at the Pokémon Centre.

Once Sparky was treated it reappeared at Ritchie's side looking well and signs of wounds and bruises were barely noticeable. It gave Ritchie a thumbs up with its small paw and hit the Pokeball on its trainers belt itself, making it go back into its Pokeball.

As soon as Sparky was gone a Pokeball fell off of Ash's belt and opened, revealing the same gigantic Charizard from before. It let out a ground-shaking mighty roar as it frantically looked around. It repeatedly said its name in small segments which made no sense to Ritchie.

Ash and Pikachu on the other hand, were both desperately to calm Charizard down.

"WHERE IS THAT PUNY FUCKING WEAK SHIT PIECE OF YELLOW CRAP THAT SHOULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW?! WHERE IS THAT ARCEUS-DAMN SON OF A BITCH PIKACHU! NOT YOU PIKACHU, THAT TRAINER'S PIKACHU?!" Charizard roared, as it pointed to Ritchie, who was both intimidated and confused.

"I DEMAND A REMATCH WITH THAT RODENT! WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ME OUT ASH, I COULD OF ROASTED HIS ASS TO A CRISP! IT'S MY FAULT YOU LOST IN KANTO, I'M SO SORRY ASH, BUT NOW I HATETHAT PESKY MOUSE! I WANT MY FUCKING REMATCH!" Charizard roared, and at the end it let out one of the loudest and strongest bellows it had ever created, launching a column of white bright fire. Ash sweat dropped at Charizard's behaviour and returned it to its Pokeball much to its annoyance.

Ash apologised to Ritchie who accepted it rather quickly; right now he just wanted to get away from that monstrosity which is known as Charizard. Watching Ritchie walk away he mentally slapped himself. He forgot to ask, HOW THE HELL DID RITCHIE KNOW IT WAS HIM?!

After listening to some bs excuses about how Ritchie is a master and stuff like that, Ash finally headed to the Pokémon Centre. The sky's colour began to dull and the sunset hue stretched across the horizon. Just before he arrived at the doors some kicking was happening inside his backpack. Ash chuckled. Pikachu clearly wasn't enjoying being cooped up in there. After some more constant kicks, Ash finally had enough and took off the backpack, opened it and put his hand around Pikachu. Unbeknownst to him at that moment, the doors were automatic sliding doors and as Ash took one step forward the doors opened, revealing an Officer Jenny around ten feet away walking to the doors casually with a coffee in her hand.

Officer Jenny dropped her coffee in surprise as she saw the hooded trainer struggle with a Pikachu in a black backpack (OMG THAT TOUNGE TWISTER DOU! Well for me anyway :P). She was fuming with rage as she thought that Ash was some guy trying to smuggle or steal that Pikachu.

"Enough Pikachu! I SAID ENOUGH! OK THAT'S IT, YOU'RE STAYING IN THERE! NO MORE FRICKIN' KETCHUP FOR YOU!" Ash growled. With every word he said Jenny's anger became more fuelled, except for the ketchup part which confused her. What confused her even more that the last bit actually made the Pokémon stay still and go back into a small ball of fluff in the back pack. She frowned as she unclipped a black slim cylinder off her utility belt. Without warning she whipped it into the air causing it to extend into a baton, and she walked towards Ash who still was oblivious to the situation as he put his backpack on.

"Well this won't kill you but it's not gonna tickle either." She said quietly as she advanced. (Whoever guesses what film I quoted that from gets a free virtual... er... Pikachu Plushy? x3)

One ass kicking later, including stuff like - "OW I'M SORRY JENNY! NO DON'T- OWWWWWWW! NO STOP I'M SORRY LOO-WWWWWWWWW!"

After enduring multiple vicious attacks from the misunderstood police officer Ash explained what was happening, although the excuse "He gets heavy as he ages and can't really sit on my shoulder often" wasn't enough for Officer Jenny apparently as she may or may not of RKOed Ash then and there.

Ash woke up the next day feeling bruised and broken physically. He let out multiple groans as he rubbed areas that were attacked by the baton.

"Arceus, she's just like Misty but actually has a job! Man I hate life!" He thought, sitting up in his bed. Looking around his room he saw Pikachu at the foot of his bed glaring at him, its arms crossed. They both stared at each other before Pikachu dissolved into laughter, and it wiped a tear away from its eye.

"PIKAA HAHAHA PI HAAAHHAA PIKA CHUUUU!" BOY YOU GOT YO ASS WOOPED! Pikachu said, in-between laughs. "PIKA CHU CHU PI CHU KA PIKA CHU PIKA PIKA CU PI!" "I'D ZAP THE LIFE OUTTA YA IF JENNY DIDN'T BEAT YOU UP!"

"Ha. Ha. Very funny Pikachu." Ash said, sighing at his starter.

"Pika pi chu?" "What are you doing?" Pikachu asked as Ash picked some sport clothes off the floor and began to change into them.

"I'm gonna go for a run BY MYSELF, okay? It's about time I clear my head." Ash grumbled, not bothering to fix his bed hair. After all, it looked like that before he even fell asleep.

FLASHBACK

Ash opened his door and immediately made a bee line towards his bed. Just before he got to it he tripped and Pikachu started chuckling, but cracked up so hard when it realised that Ash fell asleep on the floor anyway. Knowing that it couldn't lift Ash onto the bed itself, it grabbed one of the Cherish Balls out of Ash's pocket and threw it against the wall. It revealed a small floating feline pink Pokémon which cocked its head to its side on confusion.

"Mew?" "Sup?"

"Pika pika pi chu pi!" "Lift Ash on the bed for me!"

The Original Pokémon nodded before radiating a pink glow from its body and Ash's body released the same glow. Suddenly, Ash's body levitated and was slowly placed onto the comfort of the bed. Mew released the psychic hold on Ash and pouted as Pikachu threw its Pokeball at it. Mew dodged and shook its head, meaning it didn't want to go back in for a while. Pikachu grinned.

"Pika pi chu pika!" "Mew, return!" Pikachu said, mimicking a trainer returning its Pokémon. Mew playfully rolled its eyes and swooped down picking Pikachu up by its tail with one paw and threw it out of an open window nearby.

"PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Pikachu screamed as it raced towards the ground at an increasing rate. It braced itself for the inevitable, and put its paws in front of its face. Just before it crashed, it was surrounded by a pink bouncy ball and bounced straight back up. As it came back to the level of Ash's window, it saw Mew sitting cutely on the window sill, with a baseball bat in its paws. Pikachu's eyes widened.

Word vocabulary

Redolent – Makes you think of E.G School is redolent of boringness, drama and friends.

Gobsmacked – Very surprised/shocked E.G He was utterly gobsmacked as he realised there were no waffles left.

Trivial – Minor/unimportant or little value E.G She ignored the trivial tingly sensation in her body as she kissed him for the first time.

Burnished – Enhanced/polished E.G The Roman soldier's armour was well burnished and glinted in the sunlight.

Glinted – Gives off small reflections of light/Burn with a particular feeling E.G His eyes glinted in the moonlight.

Cooped – To be confined to a small place E.G The chickens were all cooped up in the small hen house built by the uncaring farmer.

Well I guess you enjoyed this chapter... Damn I'm losing inspiration to write D: I'm gonna think long and hard about this story, so updates will be the least of my concern for now. I hope the vocab bit helped-ish and sorry the chapter was so short.