A/N: Hi, kiddies. The Usagi Interlude, as promised. I do feel like I left her out a lot during this fic – I didn't have the energy to put in many of her antics because I obviously had another focus – so it's really only fair that we take a small commercial break starring… Sailor Moon!

Usagi Interlude

--- LAST TIME ON SAILOR MOON… ---

Rei: "Oh GOD, not a recap…"

Minako: "Yeah, Usa, this is our story, so get to the point, okay?

--- CAN IT! ---

Makoto: "Yoink!" steals narrative equipment

Usagi: "But… but… oh, FINE!"

Last time on Sailor Moon (Disclaimer: Please, Usa, don't just coin it that, because we all know that I do not and never will own Sailor Moon. She is way too high maintenance…), ahem, Sailor Moon fanfiction, Ami got totally smashed and confessed her feelings to Makoto. Now she's passed out, and Sailor Jupiter's had to take her home! What will happen next? Stick around, and you'll find out, but not after you've read (Rei: "Read, suffered through, same difference…") what happened at Rei's afterthey left…)

So, Rei and Mina are asleep, and the others are gone, leaving me to a trashed house. What to do…

--- CUE THOUGHT BUBBLES CONTAINING EACH OF THE FOUR INNER SENSHI ---

Ami: "You should tidy up and not complain. That's what a good friend would do."

Wrong answer, Ami…

Makoto: "Yeah, Ami's right, you didn't help set up the party, so you should be responsible for tidying up afterwards!"

You know, you didn't help set up either, Jupiter…

Makoto: "Well, I'm babysitting drunks!"

Ami: "Hey!"

Next option…

Minako: "Don't look at me for an answer you wanna hear, Usagi-chan. If you wanted to get out of cleaning duties, you should have gotten here earlier and fallen asleep like me!"

Rei: "You are such a good example to her."

I know I won't like whatever you're gonna say, Rei, but for the sake of democracy, what do you think?

Rei: "Easy. Do all the work and then be a total martyr about it later, like me."

(Real, non-thought bubble Rei: "I would so not say that!")

(Real, non-thought bubble Mako: "Shyeah, to our faces…")

Interesting concept, Rei. Very interesting.

(Rei: "Are you sure she's not drunk? Not only is she following 'my' idea, she's considering doing work…")

--- CUE MONTAGE ---

(Rei: "Montage? Cue? Who's taught her these words? Oh, whatever, this is all way too crazy. I'm going back to bed…")

Eye of the Tiger (also not mine) plays in the background. Usagi is shown in various clips of tidying up and cleaning and making determined facial expressions. Finally she is shown in a sparkling living room posed like the statue of liberty, except holding a feather duster instead of a torch.

Usagi: "Wow, I am exhausted. I think I'll just rest my eyes on this couch for a second…"

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Wow, didn't expect it to be that short… Hope that was mildly amusing. I should wrap up the story in the next two or three chapters. In two minds as to whose story to put first – Mina and Rei are my favourite, so I have a good mind to save them till last, but I have neglected them slightly over the last chapter.

Actually, I may have just figured it out…

R&R, people!