WTF?

Deidara was rocking in a corner whilst his companians ate dinner, staring at him. Hidan was first to speak.

"whats with him?"

"maybe it's a girl?" Tobi suggested. Pain scoffed,

"As if he could sneak one in here or leave without my knowing!"

Zetsu held out his bowl ,"Seconds ,please" Konan stared at him.

"is food all you ever think about?" Zetsu shifted his eyes to Itachi. "not all the time…" Itachi fought the urge to gag as zetsu stared and blushed at him. Sasori turned back to the subject. " maybe its puberty" He said smirking.

Hidan snorted into his ramen, "Yeeeeaahh! YOU would know, wouldn't you , Sasori DANNA?" Sasori glared at him,

"Says the guy worships a Barbie doll in his bedroom"

"it's worship for Jashin sama!"

"more like sick obsession"

"AT LEAST I DON'T MOLEST MY PUPPETS WHEN I THINK NOBODYS LOOKING!"

Everybody turned to sasori. "Do you?", Pain asked, looking disgusted.

"I most certainly do NOT!" Sasori screamed, blushing furiously.

He raised his arm to smack the fuck out of Hidan when a certain PART of a puppet fell out of his sleeve. Everyone stared at sasori.

Hidan broke the silence,"Who's the one with the sick obsession now?"

Sasori's expression was appropriate to one having been smacked in the face. "SASORI'S A PERV!" Itachi suddenly screamed. It started as snickering. Then chuckles. Then full out In-your-humiliated-face laughter. Sasori ran shamefully into Deidara's and his room.

The laughter eventually died down and everyones attention turned back to Deidara, who looked as if he never heard the conversation. Which was weird. Deidara practically LIVED for Sasori'S humiliation. And the ONE time Sasori was actually humiliated, Deidara was oblivious to the world.

Pain spoke up, " Sooooo…..Puberty?"

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THE NEXT DAY

Everybody was in the living room watching one of Konan's animes.

Hidan and sasori, dispite their argument yesterday, were clinging to each other crying,"Yuki! How could you go and hook up with your brother like that? You hoe! Dumbass! don't you see Zero falling apart over there?"

"You just left him you fucker!" , Hidan cried.

"H-how c-could y-you? Poor Zero…" Sasori sobbed. Konan sighed and turned off the t.v. Maybe she shouldn't have let the boys watch Vampire Knight. Pain was even tearing up though he tried to cover it up with his machoness. "she just understand the WRONGNESS of incest."He practically sighed," Zero just wasn't good enough for her , that hoe"

The mention of zero only made the men cry harder. Konan sighed again. Definetly shouldn't have. She was about to say something encouraging to the boys when the doorbell rang.(A DOORBELL?) Pain stood to get it when Deidara cried "ILL GET IT!" not five seconds after the bell. They heard the door open and a cheery "HI! Im Nami!" Followed by Deidara's scream of horror, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" They heard the door slam. Hidan stared. "What. The. Fuck"