Drunk.
Snape flailed a rubber chicken towards his lover. "Take that!" He yelled. Lucius pretended to dodge it.
"Not until you admit you're from BUNNY LAND!!" He shouted.
"Oh yeah? Well you've got TWO NOSES!!"
"YOU DID NOT."
Fred looked at George. "Think they'll ever realize we replaced their wands?" He asked his twin. George shook his head. Getting the pair drunk was their best idea yet.