SORRY…
WE HAVEN'T UPDATED IN FOREVER!!!
BUT HERE'S CHAPTER THREE!!!
Last Time on 'Walgreens'…
"What brought this on, anyway?" she squinted her eyes toward her father.
"Well..." he sighed. "I just saw Edward at Walgreens..."
"Walgreens?" she reapeated. "What was he doing there?"
Oh god...
Chapter Three
Oh god…
"Eddie…" Emmett voice taunted. "Eddie… Eddarunii? Edwardio? Edbot 3000?"
"What?!" I groaned. "Emmett, what do you want?"
"There's clown-flavored ones…" he pointed to the wall.
"What the hell does a clown taste like?" I raised my eyebrows.
He looked at me evilly, cracking his knuckles. "There's only one way to find out."
"Uh-huh…" I reply.
There is a scream behind me. I see Emmett.
"He left his giant shoe…" he mused suspiciously.
I rolled my eyes and returned my attention to the wall. An annoying sensation coming into my head, it was Emmett's thoughts.
'Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, ect. Walnuts, walnuts, walnuts, walnuts…'
"Emmett!" I yelled at him.
"Almonds!"
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Look," Jasper walked toward us, "not only are these glow in the dark; they're bubble-gum flavored."
I just stared.
'Where is that sinner?' Charlie's thoughts came into the picture.
"Oh no!" Emmett squealed. "He's back! Hide me!"
I rolled my eyes again.
Just then, Charlie walked up to me.
"I know I can't keep Bella from doing anything," he announced.
"By anything do you mean sex?!" Emmett screams from behind a little girl eating ice cream.
'Nice hiding spot, Em," I thought.
THERE IT IS…
WE SHALL WRITE MORE VERY SOON!!!
SORRY ABOUT THE LATENESS…
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-ShortyLilHalf-and-Half