Blastitonn here. Sorry I haven't updated in a while. A creeper got in my house and blew it up. ON TO THE REVIEWS! MUSH! MUSH DOG!

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Anon1, I don't remember that...

Anon2, You are PROBABLY the same peson but, err... Thanks for pointing that out.

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ON WITH THE FIC! MUSH, DOG! MUSH!

Hiccup's POV

"Uhm, Dad, I, uh, I-I don't really WANT to fight dragons, I mean, we don't have NEARLY enough bread-making vikings, or-or-" I said trying to convince dad to let me... NOT fight dragons."Son, I've already made up my mind. You are going to dragon training, and it is going to be, as the kids say, 'Awesome'." He told me, cutting me off.

"Dad, first off, nobody says 'awesome'."

"Oh, okay."

"Second, I thought you thought that I knew we both knew I couldn't fight dragons!"

"That was confusing, but I think the correct answer to that would be that I'm putting you in dragon training so that you can. You know, fight dragons." AN:Oh, no he di'int. Stoik: Oh, yes I di'id. AN: What are you doing here? Get out of my room!

"There's no talking you out of this is there?"

"Nope. Now you should go to bed, Tommorow's a big day!"

I sighed, and went to bed.

Oppan Modern Times, Opp, Opp-Opp-Opp, Oppan Modern Times

I woke up and took in all the Grey my room had to offer. Grey pillowcases, grey walls, grey shag carpets, grey EVERYTHING. Even my 3DS, on which I play mainly pokemon, and super mario 64 I play Mario kart DS as well. The only things in my room that weren't grey were my table, on which I do my homework, and my various pokemon things scattered about the room.

I got dressed, and went downstairs. I saw my dad standing there, looking like the most viking-y viking ever, but in a suit. He told me he was going on a two week buisness trip. Just like my other dad. I told him I called his excurion-y buisness trips dragon hunts(But I didn't tell him it was because of my OTHER dad.) He laughed, as he always does when I tell him this.

He said goodbye, and left. Since today wasn't a school day, I had nothing better to do than call Frank. "Hey, Frank, what's up?" I asked as soon as he answered the phone. "Not much, I don't have anything to do."

"Wanna come over to my house then?"

"Yeah, sure, why not."

After about 30 minutes, Frank showed up with his 3ds and his laptop."Hey, Frank. S'up?" I said, letting him in."You already asked me that." he said sitting down in his favorite chair. I always thought it was weird how he had a favorite chair, but when I ask him, he says he can't explain it either.

"You wanna play Minecraft, Pokemon, or this new online game I found? It's not multiplayer, but it's cool." I asked him. I forgot to mention. I'm also a Minecraft FANATIC. I have a torch flashlight thing, a redstone ore bedside lamp, and the diamond pickaxe. "Let's play the new game. I'm always up for a new game."

"Okay. It's on . It's a game from the dreamworks dragons thing. you can train dragons and stuff." After I showed him how to play, we kept at it for about an hour before we got bored and decide to play minecraft. "Oh! hey! You wanna play technic launcher big dig pack?"I asked him."I'm not sure what that is." Frank responed.

"They added it as a new modpack! It's awesome! you can find diamonds right beneath the dirt!"

"Whoah! really? I better download it!"

So after we played a few more hours, my cousin snotlout came in to "Check up on me". Apparently, dad gave him a key to the house so he can "Check up on me". "Hey cuz', I see you're spending time with your girlfriend."He said to me as he walked in. "Shut up Snotty." Me and Frank said at the same time. "Oh, what is it Fishy? That time of the month again?" Snotlout mocked. "Stop ripping off of other FanFictions! Come up with your own insults!" I said to the author. Why should I? It was an awesome joke! "Because it's wrong!" Well so is being related to "Snotty" but YOU'RE still doing it. At that point Frank intervened. "Guys, stop breaking fourth wall, we're trying to make a good story, not a new episode for ELMO!" Okay. I-I'll just go now. "Thank GOODNESS!" I LIED! HAHA! I'm still here! Mwahahahahaha! "GO AWAY!" They all said. Fine, but you're not getting any cookies after this chapter!

Wait a minuite... This IS the end of the chapter! and those weirdos stole my freaking COOKIES! If you have any Ideas... KEEP THEM TO YOURSELF! Just kidding. I would love to hear your Ideas. Also! I am now king of minecraft. I decree that I get all the cakes, and that when someone farts, They get a new HAT! R&R!