Title: Diva Holiday Cheer

Rating: Ermm, I think it'll be M by the endd

Pairing: Too many to mention lol some unorthodox pairings in here lol

Disclaimer: We don't own them

Summary: The Diva's attend Trish and Lita's Christmas Party. This is femslash, a lot of femslash, so if you don't like femslash, don't read this!

"You know you're giving off a creepy old man vibe watching me change," Brie says playfully, meeting her girlfriend's gaze in the mirror.

Maria chuckles.

"Well, maybe if you didn't take so long," She says, placing a kiss on Brie's cheek as she embraces her from behind. Honestly, she wasn't quite sure yet if it was a blessing or a curse that she found probably the only person in the world who took longer to get ready than she did, but she and Brie clicked so well that she was definitely willing to stick around to find out.

"What you mean is if you didn't take two hours in the shower then I would have finished already," Brie corrects.

Maria chuckles again, her warm breath lingering against Brie's skin this time.

"Well if you had joined me-"

"Then neither of us would be dressed right now," Brie interjects. She had had ample reasons to decline Maria's offer earlier that morning, time being one of them, but the focal reason- plain nervousness- was starting to resurface at just the mere hint of that suggestive huskiness in Maria's sultry voice and Brie really wishes she could just will it away. It's not like she wants to be nervous, or even has reason to be nervous, in fact, she knows she's one hundred percent safe in Maria's very gentle and very willing hands and hell, they had even agreed to take it slow… still, she can't just bite back her nerves. Maybe it's because she really doesn't want to fuck this relationship up after all Maria's- sweet, gentle, kind, tall, with dashing green eyes- everything Brie had ever wanted in a guy, except well, Maria's clearly not a guy and well, she never ever expected that she'd be into that kinda thing although now that she thinks about it, she's clearly into that kinda thing because nervousness isn't her sole reaction to Maria's suggestive tone and suddenly she feels kinda stupid for being so worried because she clearly wants this and Maria clearly wants this, so why exactly is she making the redhead wait? After all, it is the Christmas season and isn't the Christmas season about giving? And Maria's already kinda given her everything she could have ever asked for. She's given her love, kindness, hell, she's even risked rejection by practically handing over her heart with absolutely no thought to the many ways it could be broken… the least Brie can do is hand over her body, and she will, she decides, tonight, after the Christmas party, on a silver platter if she has to.

"Tell me again what's wrong with this outfit," Maria asks, gesturing to what Brie has on.

Brie's about to answer when there's a knock on their hotel door.

"I'll get it," Maria says, sauntering off to go answer the door.

Brie can hear as the door is being unlocked followed by a very enthusiastic and thus Maria-like greeting.

"Hey Nikki. Merry Christmas!"

"Hey Maria, Merry Christmas," Nikki says, giving the redhead a quick hug. "Can I borrow Brie for a second?"

"Yea, sure," Maria says. "You ok?" She asks, hesitantly.

"Yea, I'm fine," Nikki says quickly, almost too quickly for Maria to actually believe her, still, she's kinda new to this dating someone with a twin thing and she's not entirely sure of the boundaries so she's learning as she goes along, and this is one thing she thinks is better left alone, so she summons her girlfriend as asked without further pressing into the issue.

"What's wrong?" Brie asks instantly upon seeing her sister.

"Nothing…" Nikki lies, although it's pretty futile. "I just, I don't think I'm gonna go with you guys to the Christmas party," she explains.

"Nikki! It's Trish's party!" Brie says, putting emphasis on the Trish! She and Nikki had yet to meet Trish or Amy for matter and she for one was super exited to meet the two women who had revolutionized women's wrestling and quite frankly, just yesterday Nikki was super excited too. In fact, just the name "Trish Stratus" used to instill such Trish!Excitement* in Nikki that she really wouldn't stop grinning for days, so this sullen mood that had descended on her just hours before Trish Stratus' famed annual Christmas party had to mean something was wrong.

"Yea, I know…" Nikki says with a sigh.

"Ok, really, what's wrong?" Brie asks.

Nikki sighs again.

"It's just…" she begins. "Technically I wasn't even invited to this party," Nikki explains.

"Ria spoke to Trish and she said it's no problem, really," Brie replies.

"That's just the thing," Nikki objects. "I'm being invited by way of you and you're being invited by way of Maria. I'm just like a tag along, third wheel-ish type thing."

"No, third wheels are not needed Nikki and I need you there," Brie says earnestly. "That is, unless you want me to be a rambling idiot in front of Trish and Lita," she adds playfully and this time Nikki actually smiles too.

"I guess you're right," she says.

"Good, now go get dressed," Brie says enthusiastically (maybe Maria was rubbing off on her).

"Alright," Nikki agrees, turning to leave.

"And Nikki," Brie says before Nikki can depart completely.

"Yea?"

"TRISH!"

Nikki shakes her head playfully but the hint of a smile is not at all lost to her sister.

"Is she alright?" Maria asks, as Brie re-enters the bedroom portion of their hotel room.

"She's just fine," Brie replies. "However, I'm not," she says smiling.

"Hmm?" Maria asks.

"I still don't know what I'm gonna wear…" Brie says. "Zip," she instructs turning around so Maria can unzip the back zip of her dress. Just as Maria approaches her to unzip the dress, she turns around leaving a quick lingering kiss on Maria's lips. She smiles at the quite stunned expression on the redhead's face deciding that just because she's all willing to give herself fully up to the redhead tonight, doesn't mean she can't tease her a bit… In fact, with the addition of meeting two of her biggest idols, and the prospect of getting to drive Maria insane, this really is shaping up to be the best Christmas ever!

TBC… Read and Review please AND… for reference:

*Trish!Excitement [t-ri-shik-sahyt-muhnt]

-Noun

1. Euphoria experienced by everyone (especially Amy Dumas) who has been graced with the presence (televised or otherwise) of Trish Stratus. Prolonged Trish!Excitement, if not treated, may result in Trish!Obsession, a mild to severe infatuation with Trish Stratus.

See Trish!Obsession

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