Yet another issue of Goku, Don't! Wow, I really love writing this. I do
write other stories though, but don't read those, read this one! I'm really
churning out these stories, but I enjoy writing them, so I think I will
keep continuing them on and on and on. Anyway, I think I will go Gohan now!
This is going to be funny! Like I have to say that. Enjoy. Plus, I OWN
NOTHING! GET IT IN YOUR HEAD!
Goku, Don't!
By: Einstein_006
Gohan. I've been laughing at him since I started watching Dragonball Z. Trust me, if you thought about Dragonball Z the way I do, you would be laughing your head off from day 1. Well, since he is so TENSE (trust me, just watch him), I think he deserves to get laughed at! HEHEHEHEHEH!
Imagine Gohan vs. Cell. The tension is rising, as the Cell Juniors are beating the hell out of all the Z warriors. Android 16 was just completely destroyed by Cell, and Gohan is starting cry. Cell is laughing evilly. Gohan screams inhumanly, and goes Super Saiyain 2.
Wow, how nice! Actually it sucks. When Gohan screams, what do you think of? Goku dying? Maybe the world is being destroyed? Maybe you pity Gohan? I think, "Damn Gohan, if you want some attention, there's no need to scream for it!" The next time I saw it, I thought, "Whoa, Gohan, if you need to go to the bathroom, now is not the time to get constipated!"
Goku vs. Radditz. Goku is dying. Gohan screams "DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!", and charges Radditz. If you are worried about Goku, you don't have to commit suicide for it, Gohan. Trust me, try asking Piccolo for some help. Or maybe use a nice masenko. If you don't know it yet, DON'T COMMIT SUICIDE! Charging an evil Saiyain who happens to be the brother of GOKU it not the brightest idea in the world.
When Gohan is in Orange Star High School, don't you happen to notice he blushes A LOT? Either he is in love with every girl in the school, or he needs to see a doctor about his seriously bad blood-pumping problem. I can see it now, Gohan's face exploding with too much blood.. MUAHHAHAHAH!
And why does Gohan grow his hair out when he is like 8 or 9? He looked so cute when he was on Namek, I really liked that haircut, and it had better fashion sense than andro-never mind. He looks really weird, with that scarf around his neck. If he bleached his hair, he could be SSJ3! Cell would cower before him (not as if he didn't).
Future Gohan is so screwed up. Remember the part when he first shows up at the scene where the androids rampaged a city? Yeah, I know you all do. And in my version, the play this kick booty rock music as he enters. What is he, Vegeta? Only Vegeta has such awesome music when he jumps into a scene, not Gohan. Only Vegeta deserves that 'princely' title.
And remember when Gohan turned into a Super Saiyain (future Gohan) by raising his arms? Android 17 isn't god, not need to get in some type of prayer/sacrificial position.
Think about the time when Gohan tried attacking Frieza, when he was really angry and was a 'Super Saiyain' temporarily. Gohan gets angry like every 5 seconds! And attacking Frieza, the guy who destroyed the ENTIRE SAIYAIN RACE, as a 6-year-old, is not a good idea. And for Krillin? I'd understand if it was Piccolo, but Krillin? Who would get angry over him.........
Anyway, time for the interview with myself!
Einstein_006: Hello again, Me. Why do you think Gohan gets angry?
Me: To get attention, of course! He really has an EVIL PLOT! When everyone turns their heads to him, the EVIL PERSON will kill them all, and Gohan will work with him to found the HOW I GOT ANGRY AND BECAME EVIL club. He sometimes fails, because when he gets angry HE ACCIDENTALLY POWERS UP AND KILLS THE EVIL PERSON, but that's just a minor setback.
Einstein_006: ....... When Gohan grows up, do you respect his decision to marry Videl?
Me: Of course! He gets the opportunity to beat up Mr. Satan without caring about the law!
Einstein_006: When Gohan is a full-fledged adult, what job do you think he will be best fitted for?
Me: I think he should become a professional anger treatment specialist. He has plenty of experience, even though he will probably end up starting the HOW I GOT ANGRY AND BECAME GOOD INSIDE club.
Einstein_006: We are out of time. Please close with a statement.
Me: Stop being so pissed off all the time, Gohan!
Einstein_006: Thank you......er.......I think. Goodbye.
Me: Goodbye! I recommend Dr. Gero for your troubles, Gohan. He'll help you, for sure!
***You hear Dr. Gero saying "Time to become an android, Gohan." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That stupid FANFIC AUTHOR RECOMMENDED YOU!!!" You hear screams and yells, and then eerie silence.........***
MUHAHAHAHAHHAHA! You loved that one, didn't you! No offense to Gohan meant, even though I do....er...mean it. Hehehehhehehe! Trust me, you'll like the next one! It's a surprise!
Goku, Don't!
By: Einstein_006
Gohan. I've been laughing at him since I started watching Dragonball Z. Trust me, if you thought about Dragonball Z the way I do, you would be laughing your head off from day 1. Well, since he is so TENSE (trust me, just watch him), I think he deserves to get laughed at! HEHEHEHEHEH!
Imagine Gohan vs. Cell. The tension is rising, as the Cell Juniors are beating the hell out of all the Z warriors. Android 16 was just completely destroyed by Cell, and Gohan is starting cry. Cell is laughing evilly. Gohan screams inhumanly, and goes Super Saiyain 2.
Wow, how nice! Actually it sucks. When Gohan screams, what do you think of? Goku dying? Maybe the world is being destroyed? Maybe you pity Gohan? I think, "Damn Gohan, if you want some attention, there's no need to scream for it!" The next time I saw it, I thought, "Whoa, Gohan, if you need to go to the bathroom, now is not the time to get constipated!"
Goku vs. Radditz. Goku is dying. Gohan screams "DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!", and charges Radditz. If you are worried about Goku, you don't have to commit suicide for it, Gohan. Trust me, try asking Piccolo for some help. Or maybe use a nice masenko. If you don't know it yet, DON'T COMMIT SUICIDE! Charging an evil Saiyain who happens to be the brother of GOKU it not the brightest idea in the world.
When Gohan is in Orange Star High School, don't you happen to notice he blushes A LOT? Either he is in love with every girl in the school, or he needs to see a doctor about his seriously bad blood-pumping problem. I can see it now, Gohan's face exploding with too much blood.. MUAHHAHAHAH!
And why does Gohan grow his hair out when he is like 8 or 9? He looked so cute when he was on Namek, I really liked that haircut, and it had better fashion sense than andro-never mind. He looks really weird, with that scarf around his neck. If he bleached his hair, he could be SSJ3! Cell would cower before him (not as if he didn't).
Future Gohan is so screwed up. Remember the part when he first shows up at the scene where the androids rampaged a city? Yeah, I know you all do. And in my version, the play this kick booty rock music as he enters. What is he, Vegeta? Only Vegeta has such awesome music when he jumps into a scene, not Gohan. Only Vegeta deserves that 'princely' title.
And remember when Gohan turned into a Super Saiyain (future Gohan) by raising his arms? Android 17 isn't god, not need to get in some type of prayer/sacrificial position.
Think about the time when Gohan tried attacking Frieza, when he was really angry and was a 'Super Saiyain' temporarily. Gohan gets angry like every 5 seconds! And attacking Frieza, the guy who destroyed the ENTIRE SAIYAIN RACE, as a 6-year-old, is not a good idea. And for Krillin? I'd understand if it was Piccolo, but Krillin? Who would get angry over him.........
Anyway, time for the interview with myself!
Einstein_006: Hello again, Me. Why do you think Gohan gets angry?
Me: To get attention, of course! He really has an EVIL PLOT! When everyone turns their heads to him, the EVIL PERSON will kill them all, and Gohan will work with him to found the HOW I GOT ANGRY AND BECAME EVIL club. He sometimes fails, because when he gets angry HE ACCIDENTALLY POWERS UP AND KILLS THE EVIL PERSON, but that's just a minor setback.
Einstein_006: ....... When Gohan grows up, do you respect his decision to marry Videl?
Me: Of course! He gets the opportunity to beat up Mr. Satan without caring about the law!
Einstein_006: When Gohan is a full-fledged adult, what job do you think he will be best fitted for?
Me: I think he should become a professional anger treatment specialist. He has plenty of experience, even though he will probably end up starting the HOW I GOT ANGRY AND BECAME GOOD INSIDE club.
Einstein_006: We are out of time. Please close with a statement.
Me: Stop being so pissed off all the time, Gohan!
Einstein_006: Thank you......er.......I think. Goodbye.
Me: Goodbye! I recommend Dr. Gero for your troubles, Gohan. He'll help you, for sure!
***You hear Dr. Gero saying "Time to become an android, Gohan." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That stupid FANFIC AUTHOR RECOMMENDED YOU!!!" You hear screams and yells, and then eerie silence.........***
MUHAHAHAHAHHAHA! You loved that one, didn't you! No offense to Gohan meant, even though I do....er...mean it. Hehehehhehehe! Trust me, you'll like the next one! It's a surprise!