Oi I'm baaaack? Missed me much? Didn't think so! XD Okay, no long explenations, here we go, chapter... Wait what chapter is this? Anyways, the next chapter! XD

****Sasuke's POV****

Weirdly enough, Amie just showed up, just after Naruto left. Surprise, surprise.

"Hey..."
She greeted.

"And... Awww! He hugged you!"
"He hugged my arm, dumbass!"
"That's still hugging!"
Amie insisted, opening a bag of chips. Sasuke looked at it in discust.

"How can you eat that junk?"
Amie looked at him.

"Like this!"
She nearly shuffed her whole arm down the bag, picking up half of it in her hand, and throwing it brutally down her throat.

"That was just... Nasty...!"
Sasuke said, feeling like throwing up.

"Whatever, you sissy. So, this Naruto! I understand why you like him. He's really hot!"
She said, earning the Uchiha death glare.

"I won't go for him, offcause, he's all yours!"
She smiled, eating more chips.
"Besides, I think he's gay too... Or at least bisexual... And he DEFINITELY has the hots for you, I can tell you that!"
"What the...? How do you know that?"
Sasuke whispered loudly.

"Well... When I forced you to say he was an angel, he blushed. And when I said it... NOTHING! Da-Dam! And you saw Kibas reaction. Im no ugly girl. Guys tend to find me attractive. You don't offcause, being gay and all..."
The moment it slipped her mouth, Sasuke's hand covered her chips-filled mouth.

"Shhhh! What the hell are you doing?"
She removed his hand, and looked around. No one seemed to have noticed.

"You mean you haven't come out of the closet yet? Man, that's uncool! Everyone knows that I'm bi.. Except my aunt, apperently, who thinks Im lesbian..."

"Yeah, I know I should come straight forward and say it... But how do you do it? I mean do you just stand up on the table in the dining hall, shouting: 'Hey guys! IM GAAAAY!', or what?"
Amie looked around.

"Later. In the room."
"Oh, so you CAN say short messages?"
Sasuke smirked. Amie smirked back.

"It happens!"
They stepped one step forward. Only about twenty students to go... Sigh...

-Later-
Amie wrestled a little with the key, before the lock finally gave up. It took them some time to get there though. First, Amie realized, she had forgotten her bag behind the janitors toolhouse, which was guarded by fangirls, in case of Sasuke returning. It took them about a half an hour to climb up at the roof, and send Amie down with a rope, that couldn't hold her, and the fangirls heard her fall down, and chased them around for about an hour. Then Amie realized she had dropped the key. After searching for it for about two hours they found it at the boys toilet. Which was pretty weird for two reasons. One: It was Amie who was carrying the key. And she had NO acces to said toilet. Two: The fangirls didn't even chase them near the toilets. Sasuke decided to let it pass. He was used to perverts anyways, living with Kakashi for several years, since his parrents died, when he was younger.

"Aha! Home, sweet home!"
Amie shouted, spinning around in the room. A table, somehow, got in her way, and she landed on the floor with a loud thud.

"OW! Holy fuck!"

"You remind me of Naruto... Your just as dumb as he is..."
Sauske yawned, throwing his bag on one of the beds. It was a small room, with bedroom, kitchen, livingroom, diningroom, etc. in the same room, and only the toilet seperated. But the kitchen-diningroom and the bed-livingroom was seperated by a small wall, only going half the way from one wall to the other.

"Really? Does that mean you'll fuck me, if i wear a blonde wig?"
She asked. Sasuke sighed.

"We'll see about that..."
He knew Amie good enough now, to know that she didn't really mean it, it was just her absurd way of being funny. Amie smirked, and ran to the bathroom.

"Great! Now excuse me, while I remove the bathing curtain, and pretend that it never even was there... Tra-lalalala..."
She hummed. Sasuke smiled. Woah... She's weird... I know. But sometimes, weird people is the funniest people to know, right? Guess your right. But don't say I didn't warn you, if you are woken up by her, trying to rape the shit out of you... Yeah, yeah, you freak get out!

"Amie! You promised you'd talk to me about the whole 'Coming out'-thing, remember!"

Sasuke yelled.

"Oh, right! Wait a sec, I decided to take a dumb while I was outhere anyways!"
"Didn't you just do that when we were standing in line?"

Sasuke shouted back as a reply.
"No. That was to give you and Naruto some privacy, so I could observate what happened. Holy fuck, Uchiha. And you are supposed to be smart... Good thing you are fuckable though..."
"Just a thougth... Umm... How the hell did you get so pervy?"

"Oh, besides Kurenai, I know Jiraya. Our biology teacher. He used to date Kurenai once. They broke up, when she found out that he was bad influence on me. They're still fuckbuddies though..."
"Jiraya, huh? Well, that explains a lot..."

Sasuke sighed, unpacking his bag.

"Yeah, yeah. Now give me some privacy, alright. I like to poop in peace..."
"And I like to shower in peace, but it doesn't sound like that's going to happen either..."

Amie laughed from the toilet.
"Okay, you got me!"

She flushed, washed her hands, and literally fell out of the bathroom. She smacked her forehead down the treefloor in the bed-livingroom, and started to bleed. Sasuke jumped up.

"Shit! Are you okay?"

Amie sat up, smiling widely.

"Yeah, you better get use to this. It happens alot, you see...!"

She said, covering her forehead with a white napkin from her pocket.

"So? You wanna come out the closet, huh? Well, the best way to do it, is having a boyfriend, while doing it. Or for a girl, a girlfriend. Otherwise, no one will take you serious. They'll take it as a joke. So step one would be going for that hotass blondie you like!"

Sasuke nodded, knowing inside he couldn't do it. Him and Naruto had been friends for years, he didn't want to risk it.

"How did you come out?"
Sasuke asked. Amie looked down.

"I umm..."
Tears started to run down her cheeks.

"I didn't mean to... You know... If it bothers you, you don't have to tell me!"
Sasuke said. Amie looked up.

"Yeah, yeah, you have the right to know it anyways, I shouldn't be sitting around, telling you what to do, when I couldn't even do it myself. I was fourteen. I just realized I was bi because I were in love with first a boy, then a girl. This girl happened to be my best friend. So I told her that I was bi, and that I might like her. I trusted her..."
She sniffed, as the tears ran faster an faster.

"The next day in school, everyone knew. Everyone. That same day, they gathered up around me. They dragged me to the bathroom, and tried to drown me in the toilet. Shouting. Repideatly shouting: "Gay-ass Amie! Gay-ass Amie!" It was... Awfull... Then, the next day, I thought, they had had their fun. But no. They dragged me behind the school, and punched me with broken bottles. I still have some scars on my stomache. Just as I thought it couldn't get any worse, my parrents died in a car accident. Kurenai helped me, though. I could never get mad at her. She made me feel loved. She told me she knew they had beaten me up, because of my sexual preferrence. But she didn't care. She said, she didn't need to know what I was. Because I was a human. Just like everyone else. Jiraya helped me too. He's not as bad as you might think. He would never let anyone harm the people he cares about. There you have it... But that's worst case scenario, though. I understadn if I scared you, and you want to exchange roommates now..."

Sasuke didn't know what he was doing. But all of a sudden, he found his arms wrapped around her skinny shoulders.

"Don't worry. I'm no judger either!"

"Im pretty prethetic, aren't I... Crying like a little girl..."
"You are a little girl..."
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
She yelled, nearly destroying Sasukes ability to hear.

"I didn't mean it like that... Besides, I know how it feels, loosing your parrents. Mine died too. All the police knows is they were shot. But there is no motive, no suspects, nothing. And my older brother is still missing..."

Sasuke felt the tears ache in his eyes. But there was no way he was gonna cry.

"We are alot alike, aren't we?"
Amie asked, with her head burried in Sasukes arms.

"Yeah, I suppose..."
Suddenly, the door was smashed wide open, revealing a hyperactive blonde in the door.

"Hey Sasuke, I found your..."
His eyes stopped at, what seemed to him, as a cuddeling couple.

"I-I-I-I... I can come back later!"
He yelled, running out the door.

"Wait! Naruto! It's not what you...!"
Sasuke yelled. Too late...

"...Think..."

Oh SHIIIIT! Poor Naru! . But you know me (Or don't XD...) I have to write happy endings, or i feel like I am a bad person! X3 So did you like Amies story. That's why she is so insane. And I know I said she was made out of me and my friends, but I added the whole history. That haven't happened to anyone I know... That Im aware of! X3