Okay,new resident,here's Chapter Four of The Guide. Sorry I haven't updated in awhile,but I have thrown off a one-shot,two new stories,Chapter seven of my first fanfic,and I've been not in the mood to do this. So I figured you deserved an update. By the way,when I started this,I had to come up with the first chapter's questions myself. I didn't think I would actually get more than 5 questions. I also thought I'd have to be really creative and come up with questions myself. But instead,I have gotton a total of 29 questions. I've answered fifteen of them and I have 14 left. I am gonna break these into three chapters. So chapter 5 should be out tomorrow.
Chapter 4
Q-What would the vampires say if you told them about Twilight? -From Dantea Dredstin.
A-They would probably go balistic claiming all the stuff in the book was not true. I wrote a fanfic on it called "Twilight Reactions." Check it out. (Dantea Dredstin,if you feel I am stealing your idea I will take the story down. So if you don't want me writing that,I won't. I did write that the main idea was from you. I did give you credit.)
Q-What would the vampires reactions be if you told them they were nothing more than a couple of good novels and loads of fanfiction,and that all their hard work against Bishop was for nothing because they don't exist? -From Dantea Dredstin.
A-1)I would NEVER tell them that! 2)Lets not call them novels;they are books. Other books can be called novels,but the MV books deserve to be called books. 3)It got me thinking,if you printed all the MV fanfiction stories out and threw them in wheel-barrels (A/N-It ticks me off that people call them wheel-barrows. People,you PRONOUNCE it BARREL so WRITE it BARREL!) you really would have loads of fanfiction. 4)Their hard work against Bishop was for something because they DO exist. THEY DO! Sorry,I had a Myrnin moment. 5)Don't you just love that I didn't actually give you an answer addressing the question's answer? 6)Don't you just love that number 5 was so frigging confusing? lol. ;)
Q-What are vampires? -From KatieeAnnSaliba.
A-Okay,you asked this like a month ago,and I started not to answer it,I really did. But I thought about it and it is my duty. I must answer it,I must! Okay,since you really seem slow about the whole vampire transformation thing,I will say this really simple: Vampire see human they like. Vampire goes to human. Then vampire bites human. Vampire shoots venom into human's neck. Then human turns into a vampire. Just like the Magical Rainbow Pony. One second it is a normal pony,the next it can fly! Yay! Magical Rainbow Pony!
Q-Will Amelie allow you to sue a vampire? -From Flying Penguinz.
A-OMG! I read this and it soo reminded me of Shrek and I started laughing so hard,it wasn't funny. Well,actually it was funny! Okay the reason it reminded me of Shrek was the scene I envisioned (A/N-Did I spell that right? Wow,that's another of those wierd words.) was: This human sees a big vampire sedan approaching and when it gets so close that it can't stop,the human jumps in front of the car. Then the vamp jumps out and the human screams really fakely," Ahh..ahh. I'm blind! I'm blind!" Just like the scene in Shrek where Donkey jumps in front of the carrige(A/N-Did I spell that right? Sorry but these words are wierd to spell.) and the carrige runs over him and he yells that above. It's so funny because I can hear Eddie Murphey's voice in my head yelling that!
Q-Is Eve right? Does Amelie sleep in the nude? Or nice warm flannels? -From Flying Penguinz.
A-Umm,I don't even want to know how far you had to dive into the dark morbid part of your brain to come up with that. But it is a fun question so I am gonna tell you I am diving really really REALLY -Like Myrnin deep- into my dark morbid part of my brain to answer this! I think Eve is wrong. Yep,wrong. Amelie does not sleep in the nude. But she doesn't wear nice warm flannels,either. I say she stole one of Oliver's shirts and she sleeps in jogging pants and that shirt. What? Every queen has a casual side. Oh,that isn't why you're staring at me like I'm loony? Then why? Oh,because I said she sleeps in one of Oliver's shirts. Well,she does. And it is because she secretly loves him and doesn't want him to know so this is the only way she can be close to him without him...well,being Oliver.
OMG! I so dived in maybe an inch to get the answer to the last one. Yeah,I'm just that awsome. I loved that question. I actually started to say she did sleep in the nude (for honor of Eve) and she had a tattoo that said,"I love Oliver." Anyways,tell me what you think. Did you love it or love it? Review! Nah,tell me if you hate it. I want to know. Actually if you hate it,I don't care. IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY HATE THIS,I WILL STOP WRITING IT FOREVER! THAT IS A PROMISE! I AM NOT LYING,I SWEAR! -NothingnessAlchemist.