"Mom?" Alex rushed into his house. "Holloway is being creepy and mean again!" He looked around. "Oh yeah, and I'm back from the war too!"

The house remained silent. He looked around and noticed several pictures missing. The more pictures found missing, the more worried he got. He quickly rushed upstairs to his room. He shoved his hand under his mattress. "Oh thank god!" He pulled out a picture of Elle in a bikini. "It's still here! I thought they'd have taken it!"

He immediately noticed a flashlight on Josh's portion of the bunk bed. Upon noticing it, a flashback came to Alex.

This is a flashback from when Alex and Josh were children!

Josh cried to himself. "Alex. I'm scared! Why did you make me watch 'My Best Friend's Girl'? Now Dane Cook is going to come and molest me!?"

Alex froze in confusion. "What!? Why would Dane Cook want to molest you?"

"His eyes, damn you! HIS EYES! They are the eyes of a molester!"

Alex looked around to see if that statement made any sense. "Okay…look! Take my flashlight." Alex handed Josh his flashlight. "If Dane Cook ever comes your way, flash it into his eyes and say, 'you're not funny'!"

"But Alex… You think Dane Cook funny!"

"So? I'm not afraid Dane Cook is going to molest me." Alex sighed. "Fine. Then flash it in his eyes and say, 'If you don't go away, Elle is going to rape you'. That one is at least true."

Josh nodded. "Yeah. That IS true. Elle once told me she wanted to have a threesome with you and Dane Cook."

"Josh…you need to stay away from Elle…and Judge Holloway for that matter. No matter what, I always feel like she's looking at my ass."

This is the end of the flashback. The flashback that flashes you when you don't want it to.

As Alex came back to reality, he thought for a minute. "That's strange. That flashback happened in the past…when I was younger. But I looked EXACTLY the same! Well…I WAS wearing that faded black shirt. Maybe that means I was younger…"

His thoughts were suddenly shattered by the sound of a rocking chair hitting the floor. Alex rushed down stairs at the sound. As he got closer to the chair, he noticed his mother sitting on it. She turned to Alex. "Alex?"

"Mom? Hey…where is everyone?"

"Alex…have you ever noticed Judge Holloway's voice. She sounds exactly like my own voice! Weird!"

"Mom? Where's Josh?"

"Josh?" She slowly took a DVD box of 'Lucky Number Slevin' out from the drawer and pointed to it.

"Not Josh Hartnett, Mother. Your son!"

"Oh!" She slowly put the DVD away. "I don't know where he is."

"You don't?"

She slowly pulled out a book of 'Where's Waldo'. "No! I can't find him anywhere!"

"GOD DAMNIT MOTHER! Get a grip!"

"I'm sorry. I miss your brother Alex."

"Don't worry Mom. I'll find him." He suddenly noticed a gun on her lap. "Mom? What were you going to do with that?"

"I was going to play 'Duck Hunt'." Lilian spoke with a straight face. "That fucking dog makes fun of me every time I miss the duck!" She cried as she handed Alex the gun.

A strange noise suddenly echoed from the basement. "What was that?" Alex turned towards his mother.

"…It's not just a poisonous snake….IT'S A MONSTER!" She covered her face and cried in horror.

Alex shivered at the Resident Evil reference. "I'll go check it out…"

The flashlight glared throughout the basement. It had been flooded. As Alex looked throughout the basement, he noticed movement in the water.

A Lurker jumped out from the water. "PLEASE GOD! SOMEBODY GET ME A NAIL CLIPPER!"

"OH MY GOD!" Alex began stabbing it in the face. "DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!" The creature suddenly fell over and died. As it fell, Alex stopped to catch his breath. "Did that thing talk? Why would it ask something like that?"

Back in Silent Hill 2:

James noticed the strange radio that called out Mary's name. "James! Why didn't you buy me a pizza you prick!?" Suddenly, a demon patient started rushing towards James.

"SOMEBODY PLEASE SCRATCH MY BACK!" The demon patient cried as he was beaten with a wooden plank.

"Guess that's not important!"