LITD: YAY! I actually updated on time. Well, here is the one that most of you guys asked for so get ready to wet yourself (I hope)

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but you never know since there is a saying 'There's a first time for everything'

Sasuke

1. Shave his hair and replace it with feathers –I always thought he looked like a bird-

2. Bleach a message into his hair, preferably 'I love Sakura'

3. Lock him in a room with Sakura, we all know what will happen.

4. Get Sasuke to use his chadori to power your house

5. O.o or the Christmas tree –Since Christmas is just three weeks away, YAY-

6. Dye his hair pink and tell Sakura that he has a thing for her.

7. Organize a play and give Sasuke the role of the Grinch, he would be perfect.

8. Or the bogeyman

9. Tie him to a lamp post and hang a sign above that says '1$ for a kiss. SPECIAL GUEST! SASUKE UCHIHA!'

10. Poke him on the foreman so much that a red dot appears. –keep in mind that he might kill you under the influence of the he/she… you know who I'm on about-

11. Talking about Orochimaru, chain them together in the middle of a deep, dark forest. Random but imaginative, like ME!

12. Travel all the way to Orochimaru's base, chain Sasuke to a vehicle (of any kind but preferably something that is big and strong since the he/she might not like the idea) and return to Konoha.

13. When he is speaking, squeal really loudly until he stops but look as if it was someone else.

14. Spread a rumour that he is gay but make sure that no one finds out that you started it. Especially Ino or Sakura.

15. Hmmm, I wonder what would happen if he had a Gai/Lee hairstyle.

16. O.o ooooor an Ino hairstyle. –To be honest that sounds cool but if that actually happened then I would hate it. This tends to happen a lot-

17. Since he's one of Orochimaru's henchmen, put make up on him to see what he would look like as a mini Orochimaru

18. Call him 'minimaru'

19. Constantly laugh at him. When he asks why, grin evilly and say "You're going to die in seven days, muahahahaha" and prance away.

20. Grab his hand and stick a light bulb onto his finger but when nothing happens, say "Damn, you would have made a good light bulb too"

LITD: Well people, lots of you asked for Sasuke and there he is. Tell me what you thought and who should be my next victim. Till next time.