A/N: BOOOOOYYYEEEEAAAAHH! I'm back, baby, and I brought a new chapter with me. I don't have much to say except the usual. My USB cord was stolen! *GASP* Okay, so maybe they weren't trying to steal the USB cord but they stole a whole bunch of my stuff and my cord happened to be among those things, but hey . . . So now I am completely and domestically internet-ly crippled. Right now I am probably uploading this illegally on the for-academic-purposes-only school library computer. I haven't asked my mom for a new USB because she mom scares the HELL out me. So I'm going to try ease into it. Thank you so, so, so, so very, very, very much to all those who reviewed the previous chapters. Echo Uchiha, your reviews on my story, which put a huge smile on my face, have been much appreciated. And I mean MUCH appreciated. To the rest of you who read my story and never review (I know you're out there. My story traffic is unbelievable) please, please make my smile just a little bigger by reviewing after you read. It will make me so happy. Okay, so I'm imagining a bunch of people exiting this story because I talk too much. I so do not talk too much. I'll have you know that . . . *five hours later* . . . so it's totally unfair to say that I talk too much. I'll shut up now so that you can enjoy the story.

Disclaimer: don't own Naruto. If I did people, would know just how awesome Gaara is.

Lust: Being very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY . . . . . . . . . . . . . sexually active (that's not you thought I was going to say was it? Be honest: )

Please note there will be no lemons in this story. I'm not that kind of girl (unless it involves Taylor Lautner ^_^)

One day, Jiraiya was bored and had absolutely nothing to do, so he went online to log onto , (recommended to him by Dean Winchester). He became seriously impatient with the computer as it took a billion year to power up and load. Her typed in the URL as fast as he could and became even more impatient when his server took an annoyingly long time to load. He had never been on the site before and was very excited to see what they had in store for him on this unclaimed territory.

Once logged in, the Pervey Sage browsed through all the pictures and profiles of every girl available on the sight. He had not noticed the severe nosebleed that the models had induced (the entire desk and tablecloth was soaked in thick, dark red liquid.

He had been through at leaste half the girls profile when one in particular caught his attention. He clicked on the link .Lady. He couldn't wait to see what she was like, almost beating up the computer for taking so long.

The anticipation was killing him and then the page appeared on his screen. That's when his nosebleed went off like a tap on full blast. He died from loss of blood and the last thing he saw was that .Lady.'s true identity was actually . . . DUM-DUM-DUM! . . . . . . Lady Tsunade.

XD!

Okay, so how was that was lust, people. Hoped you liked it. Some of you might notice that this is a repost of this chapter but it's just that I thought I could make it funnier. Please, please, please review! I'd love to know what you think. See ya. Next is Vengence.