Authors note: Hey, I'm not JK but again she's my idol; In fact one of Lily's friends is named after her. Oh and there's a word in the next chapter "hormone attack". Yeah that means when ones "cushy feelings splurge and take a joy ride"
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REMINDER FLASHBACK
...the food fight quickly took an end, as the Hogwartian student body headed off to their dorms...
LILY'S DORM
"Ohmigosh! Who does that kid think he is?!?! You just don't start a food fight! And I know he did it on purpose Jo. You can't deny he wasn't eyeing me all through dinner. I figured the magical world would at least be somewhat civil.
Johanna Amathine looked warily at her friend. She knew Lily had her reasons to be mad, but well, it had been a whole hour of non-stop complaints.
"Lily please! It was just mashed potato. Now would you give it a rest?"
"Really Jo? Do you even care?"
"No I don't think Jo or anyone else in this room cares Lily! Now suck it up and go to bed" reprimanded Alice [LASTNAME does anyone now it??? and Cassie Goodlove in unison.
"Oh fine. But if toast flys past me in the morning I'll be the first to let you know" after this last remark, Lily FINALLY went to bed
JAMES' DORM
"Sirius, tell me right now what my problem is? No don't say anything. Merlin Dad was right about hormone attacks! I can't believe I - I even thought what I was thinking!!" James Potter had a look of pure disbelief on his face.
"Well mate, look on the bright side" said Sirius "at least she was good looking"
"Have you heard anything from James' little speech about hormone attacks?" interrupted Remus "You see the fact that she was attractive and our now developing horm-"
"Remus!! End of discussion. Not when I'm about to drift off into lala land thanks" Sirius said with his hands over his ears
"Yeah really don't need to hear this, g'night" James added quickly, heading off to bed.
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"Where are we?"
"Didn't we already pass that suit of armor?"
"Oh they all look the same"
"What the...HEY PETE! YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY ROBES!"
"Sorry"
"Remus, I may have glasses, but my eyes rarely deceive me. This is NOT the Great Hall" James informed his friend
"Yeah Remmie, where's that wondrous sense of direction you have?" joked Sirius
"Arg, I know we're close! We just aren't there...yet" but Remus sounded awfully unconvincing
"Remus, face it we're lost"
"No we aren't. Now if you two would stop PESTERING me I will get us there in no time"
"Remus got us lost, Remus got us lost!"
"Sirius don't make fun of Remus"
"Thank you Peter. It's good to have a kiss-up as a friend"
"Huh?"
"Nothing"
"Okay that's it. Did you hear that?" Said Sirius
"Yes! The thunder from the ceiling in the Great Hall! We must be close!" exclaimed Remus
"No...That was my STOMACH. I'm starving and I'm gonna miss my first breakfast of the year thanks to a certain someone" retorted Sirius
"...and so" he continued" I'll be getting us there myself"
"You? If Remus can't even get us there, how are you of all people going to?" asked James skeptically "I'm hungry too ya' know"
"Then quit complaining and follow me"
So the foursome, groaning, followed Sirius Black...wherever he was leading them
1O minutes later
"Oh..."
"My..."
"Gosh..."
"Sirius, I gotta hand it to you, I really thought we would miss breakfast" James told him gratefully
"But how? How did you know where to go" questioned Remus
"My distinct sense of smell for bacon"
"Pardon?" asked Peter [who by the way was scarfing down a chocolate muffin. So when he said "P" it sprayed everywhere
"You're what?" asked Remus
"I said" began Sirius slowly "My - distinct - sense - of – smell-for-bacon"
"Whatever it was who cares it got us here didn't?" Said James "Now lets eat already"
"What, scared to see your girlfriend Jamsey-boo? Look she's sitting right over there" teased Sirius "eeeew she's talking to that greasy kid"
"SHES NOT MY GIRLFRIEND" James hissed harshly, emphasizing "not" "and gross, does that kid know what shampoo is? I've lost my appetite"
"ooooo, play a prank on him" said Peter
"Hey not a bad idea. Besides, old greasy head got it coming to him talking to James girlfriend" Sirius said, an air of devilry in his tone
"Oh is that who he is?" James asked not bothering to answer to the 'girlfriend' thing "No wonder"
"Who is he?" Implored Remus
"Severus Snape. He comes from one of those pureblood obsessed families" explained James
"Oh...well that explains why he's Slytherin"
"I've got it!" said Sirius, snapping out from deep thought
"Got...?"
"What prank to set on ol' Snake-lover"
"Go on"
"Well it involves a big tub, and getting the gits hair washed"
Remus was looking a bit unnerved "I don't know you two. I'm not exactly thrilled on getting involved with Snape, plus being at school it would be no doubt AGAINST the rules to assault a student and give him a forced bath"
"aw c'mon Remus" James begged "it won't be that bad"
"Yeah Remmie" Sirius said with a grin" besides, it sounds so much more fun when you put it that way"
"No, and don't call me Remmie!!"
"Please? Pretty please???"
"NO"
"Fine, you go do some thrilling studying while me and James set off the first bit of our trickery of the year" and with that, the two went into planning
"What are they doing?"
"I'll explain in potions Peter
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Well threes chapter 4. Yes, ICE CREAM you are wonderful and I'll get you back your ring soon. I hope. Anyway chapter 5 should be here sooner than later so keep checking in. Seriously review. I cry when I don't get reviews. My next chapter will be dedicated to all who review chapter 4. Oh, and I plan on making a chapter that kind of explains the characters, Lily's friends in particular, so I recommend reading that just so you have some sort of picture in your head...I know I would like to know. It'll probably be chapter 4 1/2, that won't take long
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