(Time for another chapter everyone! YAY! This should be interesting…well not really. They have to get settled at their new home in this chapter and I think I'll just go from the ride there (briefly,) to her first day at school, but I might go farther! Or I might stop before her day at school. I think I'll do that. I found out this chapter will be very interesting! I have a lot of Renesmee/Jacob banter in here! My favorite line is "Jacob's cat's a virgin?" That's one thing to look forward to! I got inspired by Geometry Class (which I AM failing much to my parent's disappointment!) So thanks to my reviewers! I have some more! YAY! Ria M write, Twilighter80, Hanna Smith, Shadow Brawler2000, and XxxDarkxMaidenxxX! Thank you!)
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I woke up to complete silence. Huh, my parents must have turned off my music! I got up and changed really quick remembering we had to move soon. Bright and early. I looked at the clock, 6:23. Wow this is bright and early! I've never up this early! Hmm, I wonder if I can go back to sleep? I am pretty tired! I guess my parents got back from their outing last night because I heard faint barely audible foot steps running up the stairs.
"Don't even think about it!" Edward yelled at me. Oh mind your own business! I'm tired! Some of us have to sleep you know! He got to my room and barged in, grinning at me like an idiot.
"Oh I'm sorry daughter but we have to get going!"
"Urg! WHY? I don't wanna leave! And I'm tired!"I was whining I know but I'm not a pleasant person in the morning. Bella came up behind my dad and put her hands on his shoulders. He turned around and kissed her quickly then turned back around to me.
"Sweet heart get dressed and get your backpack ready! The moving Van came last night while you were – gone. I left a backpack with your IPod, some chips, a book, and a notebook, a change of clothes, your toothbrush, a drink, and some other stuff."Bella said. My parents liked me to eat human food as well as drink blood – I liked the blood. Now the human food was ok but not half as good as some Mountain Lion. Yum – I could really go for some juicy Mountain Lion right now!
"Renesmee stop thinking about food, please?" Oh I guess he read my mind.
"Sorry? So mom? What book?"
"Oh it's one of your favorites don't get worry I tried to influence you again! I myself find it pretty entertaining! Um, The Outsiders I think. Is that right?" I got excited! I love that book. I ran over and hugged her.
"Yeah thank you!"
"Were going to be ridding a plane most of the time and hardly driving ok?"
"That's fine with me, I still don't even care where were going."
"You're going to need to know eventually!" Bella said to me.
"Yea, yea, I know. How long until we leave?" I asked to either one of them. Edward chose to answer.
"Jacob should be here in fifteen minutes," he said bluntly. I didn't get his new annoyance with Jacob – my best friend. I mean he's always been fine with Jacob until recently. Around the time I stopped growing actually. I didn't think there was a connection – at the time.
"I gotta get dressed then! Shoo!" Bella laughed and dragged Edward out. I threw on some jeans and a T-shirt really quick (Alice would not be happy with me,) then ran down stairs to meet Jacob. Then we were off to my new home – where ever it might be.
After a long plane ride and a short car ride with my parents and Jacob we arrived at my new home. I still didn't pay any attention to where it was because to my Forks Washington will always be my home. I spent most of the plane ride asleep, and some of it listening to my IPod with Jacob. Him making fun of most of my music. One time I was listening to a song called "a plea from a cat named Virtue," and Jacob wouldn't shut up.
"Seriously Nessie?" He asked.
"What Jake?" I asked – already annoyed
"Well I mean this song!" He said as if that little statement explained everything.
"What about it?"
"Well I mean it's so retarded! What's it even called?" Jake was seriously pissing me off. He hadn't stopped making fun of my music since I let him listen to it.
"A plea from a cat named virtue."
"A plea from a cat named VIRTUE?"Bella and Edward rolled their eyes from across they isle where they were seated while a bunch of other people turned to stare at this over grown boy half yelling the word virtue. If I wasn't so pissed I would have been laughing. "What the hell?" He was being so melodramatic that I just snapped. I couldn't help it anymore. I was grumpy, on a plane, and he pissed me off. I yanked my ear buds out of his ears, slapped him across the face (which I admit was pretty unnecessary,) a bunch of people turned to look at us, and Edward laughed.
"You know what Jacob? Screw you! I'm letting you listen to my IPod since you "accidently" packed yours in your suitcase! Which was a dipshit move by the way! Well now you can fend for yourself! And go to hell!" He looked shocked – as did the other passengers, while my parents were laughing – quietly. A flight attendant was making her way over to me while Jacob was trying to recover. I smiled sweetly at her and she tried to return one. I just had to remember I kinda just cussed a lot in first class. That was probally a hideous crime to a flight attendant.
"Miss is there a problem here?" She looked from me to Jacob and back again.
"Nope no problem just got a little frustrated. I'm sorry!" I shrugged and she looked around at the passengers who were still staring at me. "SORRY!" I called loudly at them and most started laughing, others just glared. She smiled at me.
"Oh well if you have another outburst were going to have to separate you too!" She was happy about the idea of that, but decided to stay civil. "And I'm sure you would hate that, wouldn't you?" She winked at me. GOD! STOP FLIRTING YOU DAMN SLUT! Bella laughed at her statement as did Jake but he tried to hide it. While Edward growled at her and I just stared. Jake was nudging me though – enjoying this way too much – and I decided to have some fun with him.
"Well no actually I would be fine with that!" I grinned and now Edward joined in on the laughter while Jacob stopped. The slutty flight attendants eyes glowed finally figuring out that Jacob and I were not dating. She lent in to whisper to me – not realizing both Jacob and the amazingly stunning people across the isle could hear her.
"I wouldn't be! That guy is fine! Don't you think?"
"I guess…but he's more like a brother to me," I lied. Jacob would never, could never be like a brother to me – when I had these very unsibling like feelings for him. She walked away with a smile on her face then and I settled in to listen to my music – along, still mad at Jacob and now a little irritated at the slutty flight attendant.
The flight went very slow after that. The flight attendant (I found out her name was Crystal,) came by about 30 times per hour. It was quite ridiculous. Each time she flirted with Jacob to where it wasn't even appropriate any more (him trying to flirt back, just to get on my nerves,) and she treated me like her best friend. I was clearly annoyed the last time she came by – when we were clearing out of the plane – and gave Jacob her card. Which he of course accepted, being the absolute gentile men he is – yeah right. He just wanted to piss me off – and it was working. He had to know the affect he had on me – didn't he? He promised he would call her – and I rolled my eyes.
"What's the matter Renesmee?"He asked smugly.
"Could she be more obvious? And could you be more completely stupid?"
"I don't know what you're talking about Nessie?" I didn't either, but damn it I was jealous, and it was painfully obvious I was.
"Renesmee. Only people who I can tolerate at the moment can call me Nessie."
"Fine Renesmee," he said – still smiling. I started walking away. He grabbed my arm and spun me around.
"I'm sorry!"
"Oh go make out with slutty Crystal! Leave me alone! And I really do hope while you're kissing your slut and getting herpes – if you can even get herpes you stupid dog – which you don't accidentally rip out her jugular!" He was trying his hardest not to laugh at my statement – and failing. I was tugging on my arm trying to free it – but he was putting up a fight and I couldn't use all my force.
"No my dear isn't that something you would do?" I was about to loose my restraint when Edward put his arm over Jacob shoulders and spoke very softly.
"No dog she would just suck her blood. She wouldn't actually rip out her jugular – and I hope my daughter would never be making out with a slutty Crystal in the first place." He made me smile and I walked to get my suit case and go to the car. Jacob tried to talk to me in the car, but I had my IPod up really loud and was pretending I didn't hear him. I noticed that it was snowing outside even though it was only November. That's when I first started to care where we were. We were riding for about 30 minutes tops when the car started to slow and my heart started to beat faster. My family, all of them! Finally! I couldn't wait. The car was still slowing and I saw my family running out of a gigantic black house. Completely standing out from the white all around us. The house was breath taking but my family was the only thing I was excited about. I jumped out of the moving vehicle and into my Uncle Emmett's arms.
"Uncle Em!" I yelled while he lifted me up and swung me around.
"Kiddo!" The rest of the family laughed. I forgot how much happier Emmett really made me feel. I greeted the rest of my family almost exactly the same way, and then ran up to my new bed room. It was big, ok that's not the right word. It was huge! The room was right across my parent's bed room. It had a bathroom to itself, and most of my stuff already unpacked. I had hardily any unpacking to do but I knew Jacob had a lot, so it surprised me when he showed up in my door way.
"I'm sorry about the IPod thing and then the Crystal thing. I didn't thing you'd get mad!" He laughed, and I just rolled my eyes at him. I didn't really understand it much myself! Why did he always aggravate me?
"It's fine Jacob."
"Really?" He asked obviously not thinking it was fine.
And I instantly knew that statement was true.
"Oh," he said while looking down at the ground.
"It's still annoying but I'm fine now. You just have to fend for yourself from now on!" He looked at me – confused no doubt. "You know with the music?"
"Oh yeah, wait what? I'm not aloud to listen to your music anymore?"
"Nope, at least not on my IPod. Wait, you didn't like it anyways!"
"Well teasing aside, that song about the cat named, uh…virgin, wasn't that bad!" I couldn't help but laugh, and once I started I couldn't stop. He was looking at me in absolute confusion so I stepped over to him and put my hand on his cheek. I showed him my memory of telling him what the song was called. How I said "a plea from a cat named virtue," not "a plea from a cat name virgin!" He joined me in my laughter – but he looked at little embarrassed. Oh well. "So the cat's named virtue?"That statement alone was enough to make me roll on the floor laughing if I wasn't already. I bent over and put my hands on my knees – cracking up. I nodded my head vigorously and he smiled in response.
"What did I say?"I reached up and touched his face showing him the words he said and he started laughing all over again. Then we were no longer alone. My Aunts and Uncles joined us questioning about all the laughing.
"I heard you guys were fighting?" Jasper asked either one of us. Jacob answered since I was clearly in no shape to – still bent over laughing.
"We were."
"Can you guys be any louder?" Alice asked in her musical pixie voice. I nodded my head.
"What happened my lovely niece?" Emmett asked and I laughed some more. "It was obviously quiet hysterical.
"Nothing!" Jacob answered too quickly.
"We weren't asking you dog!" Rose said quickly turning her attention to me. "Nessie sweetheart?"
"Jacob…Cat…Virgin!" I was able to choke out between laughs. I noticed that my parents and grandparents waked in right when I was saying that and I blushed my light blush. Then I finally started to sober up, but not for long.
"Jacob's cat's a virgin?" Emmett asked and I was off again, joined by my whole family. Bella walked over to me and grabbed my hand putting it in hers. I willingly showed her what happened and she told it to the rest of the family. I walked over to my IPod base and plugged in my IPod, then searched for a song to listen to, dismissing all of them. All I knew was that I had spend days on a plane and it was night, so I needed to get ready for bed. Everyone left except Jake, and I wondered why. I turned on the song before I turned to him. Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield! A classic 80's song. Jacob rolled his eyes but didn't say anything, fearful for a repeat of the plane ride. I started dancing around my room and he started laughing.
"Shut up Jacob! What do you want?"
"I wanted to…say…SORRY!" He started laughing at my dancing again and it made me laugh. "I'm sorry honey but this song! It's…wow!" I laughed at him.
"You wanna get banned from my room now Mr. Black?"
"No it's just…" He trailed off and I laughed at him.
"Oh you think that's bad – wait for this!" I smiled and evil smile and he cringed away. I started looking through my IPod until I found the perfect thing. Straight Up by Paula Abdul. "Are you ready for this?"
"I don't think so…"Then I had an idea.
"Oh your not, you know why?"
"Why?"
"You'll see!"
"Nessie you are such a teenager!" I pressed play, and when the music came on I started singing. He started laughing at me and then Bella and Edward showed up to join in at laughing at me. I stopped when the chorus was playing for the second time and stared at me.
"Keep going!" My mother encouraged me.
"Uh no, night!" I pushed all three out the door and got ready for bed. I couldn't wait to hang out with my family for the next week – but then I had to go to school.
(Well a couple things my pets. One this chapter was mostly fluff – I'm sorry! Two it is really funny because right now the song Jacob Black came on! HA! That's perfect! Three – this chapter is dedicated to my cousin Kerra's 17th birthday – which is today! AH! Happy birthday! Four – it occurred to me that I had some Bella/Jacob stuff in here. That was not intentional – I didn't know! If you see anymore tell me about it, but I found some a couple chapters ago. When Renesmee was talking about how she wished Jacob was her brother – well Bella wished the same thing! AH! But I like it being in there – it shows how Renesmee and Bella's similarities! Five – as always review!)