Incoming!, Chapter the Fourth.

January 19th – DERANGE

John goggled again." Look, guys, I got this one! Look here!" He trotted up to Sherlock's whiteboard and grabbed a coloured marker. He began writing furiously. It was a list, and it ran thusly:

A B

Mycroft Mr. Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Mr. Sherlock Holmes

DILestrade Inspector Lestrade

Sgt Donovan Constable Wilkins

Forensics-Anderson Forensics-Miller

"List A are the modern-day counterparts of List B!" he crowed triumphiantly.

"You are either quite deranged or quite correct ."murmured both Sherlocks.

Lestrade was getting some ideas about a charity paintball game that the division p/r man had been plagueing him about. This just might shut him up for a bit.