So... I just sneezed... It sounds weird...

But this was what I ended up writing. I have some weird ways of getting inspiration :l


It happened on a cold, dark, winter night.

It was terrible.

At least, in Kurt's eyes it was.

Kurt and Blaine had been sitting in Blaine's room.

Blaine was reading a Harry Potter book, while Kurt was randomly surfing on the internet. There was music coming from Blaine's iPod and both of them took turns softly humming or singing along.

Honestly, they didn't need words or really anything to do together to have fun. They just wanted to be with each other.

At least, for Kurt, that was until it happened.

He sneezed.

It came completely out of the blue.

The sneeze in itself hadn't been bad at all.

It was the comment Blaine decided to make that annoyed Kurt.

'Aww, you sneeze like a bunny.'

Kurt turned sharply to glare at Blaine, who just smiled his Kurt-is-adorable-smile, pretending he hadn't said a thing.

'I do NOT sneeze like a freaking bunny, Blaine.' Kurt pouted, but kept glaring all the same.

Blaine chuckled.

'You do.'

'I do NOT.'

'You really do, you know.'

Kurt narrowed his eyes and glared at his seemingly innocent boyfriend for a couple of more seconds before turning away, muttering something about not sneezing like a bunny. And something about Blaine sneezing like a freaking cowboy. Yiha.

Suddenly a pair of arms were around his shoulders. Blaine stood right behind him and pressed a kiss to Kurt's temple.

'You sneeze adorable.'

Kurt smiled softly, leaning into his boyfriend's chest.

'But still like a bunny.

'BLAINE ANDERSON, I DO NOT SNEEZE LIKE A BUNNY!'