Hello my lovely people! -grinning widely- Why am I grinning like an idiot you ask? Oh you didn't even ask? Ah you don't much care? Too bad im telling you anyway! I am starting a two shot that is on the borderline of horror, comedy and romance! Something you lovelies can read while I type up the next chapters of my story. -nods- mhm mhm. But anyways that's for a little later. For now, enjoy chapter 4!

Disclaimer- I DO NOW OWN NARUTO

"Don't just stand there! Get me out of here, please! Sasuke!" Sakura begged as Hinata tried her best to stop the swinging of the net. Temari and Sasuke ignored her as they turned to the sudden alarming noises the bushes were causing.

Hinata as well stopped her actions and nervously gazed over. "Wh-whos there?" She began in a panic. Sai rose from his hiding spot, giving the gang a lame expression. "You guys look like you've seen a ghost. It's just me." Sasuke twitched in annoyance before exploding. "What do you mean its just you? You scared the crap out of us! What the hell do you think you're doing out here, following us!"

Temari snorted and crossed her arms. "This is ridiculous…at this rate we'll get caught." With a sigh, she shifted her eyes to the side in disappointment. Sai shrugged his shoulder, ignoring everyone and murmured. "I can't let you get yourself in trouble. You are an Uchiha and as one you can not be doing such childish things…so I recommend you guys turn around and…" He stopped talking.

Sakura stared in horror at what was behind Sai. Sasuke, Temari and Hinata watched wide eyed and tried to point. Sai rose a brow having stopped mid sentence from their faces. "what now…" Turning around he gave off an annoyed curse before he too gazed in horror.

The growl of something big and dangerous rumbled through the forest. Beaming red eyes gleamed right in to their souls…its ferocious row of fangs dripped with what could have been venomous saliva…a monstrous creature from another world…this thing was not normal, not natural….not of this world.

"S…sa…Sasuke…pl-please…get me down from here." Sakura whispered. What stood in front of them was a large beastly canine, pure snow white fur, blood ruby eyes…and claws that would make the big bad wolf tuck tail and run. The size of it alone could make a man pee himself in fear…the height and length of a pick up truck with an even louder growl than an engine could possibly give. It was safe to say….they were fucked.

"RUN LIKE HELL!" Temari shrieked before turning and running off, grabbing Hinata and dragging her along. Sasuke cursed after regaining his sense and turned, going to run before something harshly grabbed on to his collar. "SASUKE UCHIHA DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE!" The shrilling shriek of Sakura rang in his ears. Scowling and smacking her hands off of him he turned and grabbed on to the net. "Hey, calm the fuck down or else I wont save you!"

Sai quickly jumped out of the bushes, grabbing Sasukes arm and laughing awkwardly. "Sorry but as the protector of the heir of the Uchihas I must not let him die for your sake, class rep!" And within seconds he too was running off, taking a fighting Sasuke with him, leaving Sakura to fend for herself. She stared, teary eyed and gaping. 'they…they left me….Sasuke left me…I'm going to die…'

The sound of a bone chilling snarl broke her out of her woe as she slowly turned to face her maker. "ni-nice…doggie….go-good doggie…" The large animal leaned in close, sniffing her a few times, even giving the net a few curious licks.

Sakura shut her eyes tightly, wincing and preparing for the worse…but the worse never came. Opening her eyes back up she blinked in confusion. "What the…" The beast merely sat on its behind and wagged its tail in eagerness, watching Sakura with bright innocent eyes. She twitched and gave out an awkward laugh. "ahahah…" They both stared at one another, one with eyes of excitement and the other with nervousness.

'Okay Sakura…it hasn't eaten you yet..maybe if you throw something it'll go fetch and you can try and escape…yeah…' Slowly she inched for her shoe, catching the dogs attention as it quickly sat up and began wagging its tail harder. Sakura froze, petrified that she might have angered it but it didn't seem so…so she continued to grab for her shoe and after tugging it off she reached out of the many small holes of the net and tosses the shoe as far as she could. "Go fetch boy!"

To her surprise the dog eagerly complied and turned, rushing past the bushes almost crushing them to go and find her shoe. "Ah, nows my chance!" Quickly she began struggling, trying to find a way out of the trap but to her dismay she stopped when the shaking pawsteps of the beast returned. Gulping she looked up and saw the animal standing in front of her with her shoe caught in between two of its giant fags a happy look on its muzzle. "that….was fast." She hung her head in distress. "I'm never getting out of here…"

(((((((((((Besu Academy!))))))))))

Naruto laid on his bed, staring up at the ceiling. Kiba had invited him, Ino and some others to go hang out around the campus where most of the spots were. For some reason he didn't feel like hanging out like he thought he had so he told them to go off without him. The girl in his day dreams was really getting to him….it was also making him hard.

Shifting his blue hues down to the boner in his pants and sighed. "Kuso….who are you." Un zipping his pants he wrapped his strong fingers around his manhood, stroking himself to the image of this mystery girl.

Sakura was long forgotten. Biting his lip softly he arched his hips more in to his grasp, jerking off. "Uhn…fuck…" His breathing quickned as did his rough strokes to his cock. He swirled his thumb around the head, feeling the pre cum being spread around.

Toes curling in pleasure, all he could picture was the girl under him, touching herself, as she opened her mouth, ready for him to give her his sweet milky cum. "You want my cum…you little slut…"

He made her nod and open her mouth wider, her pink tongue licking the side of her lip as she waited. After jacking himself off for what seemed like forever he finally made it to the edge, shutting his eyes, gripping the girls hair tightly and stuffing his dick down her throat, spilling his seed as she swallowed it all like a good girl.

Opening his eyes slowly, he sighed at the mess in his hands. The girl was gone, out of his fantasy as he came back to reality. And the reality was…he was so alone.

(((((((Sakura!))))

The dog nipped and nudged Sakura as she tried her best to ignore it. As adorable as it was to have a gigantic beastly dog want to play with you, she was worn out. "Heeellppp!" She tried one last time to cry out but it seemed no one heard her. Where the hell was Kakashi and Iruka! Whinning in dismay she shook her head and sniffled. "Sakura…what are you doing here?" Her emerald eyes snapped open as she looked up with hope.

"Iruka sensei! Thank god you're here! Be careful with the dog though, I don't want you-" She began but was interrupted with a deep chuckle. The dog barked happily at the sight of its master. Kakashi comes out of the bushes, petting the beast. "It seems you've caught yourself in one of my traps Sakura. What is the class president doing in a place like this?"

"Your traps? What kind of a sick joke is this? Why do you have traps set up! And why are you petting that thing!" Iruka smiled sheepishly and went to cut her down. "Kakashi raised Fang since he was a pup and these traps are safe, theyre just to stop students from sneaking around at night. You know better then to be walking around Sakura, its dangerous here." He helped her down and wiped her clean from the dirt and dust. "What on earth possessed you to come here?" Sakura gaped before blushing. She could never rat out her friends…even if they did abandon her. "Um…well…." She sighed and murmured. "I was curious about the other academy. I couldn't help myself…."

Kakashi and Iruka blinked, surprised. "But Sakura…didn't you receive the head masters e-mail? You've been invited." She blinked in surprise as well and tilted her head. "Invited….invited where?" Kakashi grinned behind his mask. "To the first annual besu and Konoha mixing formal. You and a couple other girls from Konoha were invited to Besu for a dance with the boys." Sakuras heart skipped a beat. The girls of her school were invited to a dance with the boys of besu academy? But wait…. "Why just the girls?" Kakashi and Iruka looked at each other.

(((((((Tsunades office!)))

"THIS IS AN OUT RAGE! How dare you use our girls as an experiment!" Nezumi roared. Tsunade merely glared at his yelling. "Pipe down you old bastard, I'm not using them as anything. This is just to teach the boys how to have fun like any other normal teenage boys." Nezumi frowned and pointed. "They are NOT normal! We are putting the human girls in danger by letting those monsters go near them! Heaven knows what they might do to those innocent girls! Deflower them, rape them even kill them!"

Tsunade stood up from her seat, slamming her palms on the table. "ENOUGH! They will do no such thing! I will show you they can have contact with girls that do not have demons inside of them. And then we will do the same next time for the girls of Besu academy and have the boys from Konoha attend…and when it all works out which I know it will, we can have all of them attend the dance together! But for right now we will do the girls first…" The eldest council member scowled and turned, marching off. "Mark my words Tsunade…this will end in disaster!" The door slammed harshly and Tsunade was left by herself. Letting out a sigh of disgust she shook her head. "Damnit…"

((((THE NEXT DAAAAYYYY!)))

"Whhaaatt? What do you mean there holding a big dance in Besu hottie academy?" Temari gaped. Hinata stared wide eyed, not believing the news. Sakura nodded and pointed at the event flyer. "Only the girls are attending. And it will only be the boys of Besu attending as well." Temaris eyes sparkled with joy. "This is our chance….!" Sasuke came over, a lame look on his face. "For you maybe. But what about me?" The three girls looked at him. Sakura frowned and got up, leaving to another desk. They were in home room and nothing much was going on. Sasuke noticed her distance ways and sighed.

She wasn't about to forgive him for leaving her there but he had no other choice since Sai wasn't exactly letting go of his grip. "Ah forget about her shes just being cranky cause she got caught. And what about you? Its girls only remember?" Temari pointed out. Sasuke snorted and stuffed his hands in his pockets. "Yeah no shit I got that. But I want to go as well…." Sakura came back over and poked his chest hard. "Oh yeah? Just how badly do you want to go, Uchiha?" He blinked in surprise at her sudden coldness and smacked her hand away. "I just need to know whats on the other side, why theyre so damn special…I'll do anything." Sakura smirked evilly. "Anything….?" Temari caught on and snickered. "Anything he said…." Hinata blushed and looked down. "Oh my…." The boy just stared in confusion at their sudden mood swings. "what….what are you all…."

(((Later that day!)))

"NO! I refuse to do this! I am NOT this desperate!" Temari held him down to her bed, cackling evilly. "Come on now, the formals tonight! It was a surprise to all of us so we don't have much time to plan anything else!" Hinata held up a dress, nervously. "Uh-um…he-here is the dr-dress you wanted Temari…" Sakura brought in the rope as she tied Sasuke down without much ease. "That should hold you…its not so fun being held down by rope huh…" She murmured childishly. "I told you I was sorry! IT wasn't my-what are you doing with that make up?" Temari purred. "Don't worry Sasuke…oh I mean…Sasune.

Sasuke had never been more humiliated in his life. The two girls changed him in a way he never thought possible while Hinata just watched in awkwardness. By the ending of the afternoon Sasuke had been transformed. Extensions were placed in his hair, and he now wore two curly high pig tails. Light lip gloss smeared on his mouth, as well as some eye make up…the dress was a raven blue gothic style attire, fancy and formal but not too showy off. Long from the waist down and tight around his frame, as it was a black beaded corset. After being fully un tied he glared at the two snickering girls.

"Wow Sasuke….very nice! But youre missing a little something." Turning around Temari left for a moment and came back with tissue paper, stuffing it inside to make the illusion of having boobs. Sakura laughed hard, losing all respect for her crush. "Sasune you are hot!" Hinata couldn't help but let out a small laugh. "You do look very much like a girl Sasuke." The boy cross dresser twitched and crossed his arms.

"You are all insane if you think I'm going like this….because I'm not." Temari merely shrugged. "Fine if you don't want to then I guess it'll just be us girls tagging along having fun with all the special boys. We'll get to see why theyre so amazing but we wont tell you our experience…." Sasuke growled and stood up. "FINE BUT SPEAK OF THIS TO NO ONE!" The girls cheered happily. "Group picture!" "No no wait!" A quick flash spread across the room as Sakura took a picture of all of them squished together. This was the beginning of something strange….

(((BESUUUU!)))

Naruto blinked as he stared at the e-mail Tsunade sent him. "Hm…a…formal? Tonight…" His hues widened. "With the girls of Konoha?" Sakura….he was going to meet her tonight. But what about…

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To be continued!

-cackles- Yes yes I kno I know another cliff hanger! Bahahaha…but yes Tsunade planned a surprise formal for all the kids! Will everything go as planned? Or will something bad go down….what will happen when Sakura and Naruto meet? Or Naruto and Sasune! Find out next time my lovelies! Thanks for reading! Make sure to review to let me know what you all thought! - Gri