Jadence: Daddy, how are babies made?
Clippy: You see, when a paper clip loves a goat...
(1 hour later)
Jadence: I am only 3 I do not need to know these things
Aps17: (what)
Aps17:
Kappa: (THIS IS SO WRONG)
Jadence: Hey, Toriel! I know how I was made!
Toriel: That's right! You were cooked in the oven and became the cutest cookie!
Jadence: That's bogus! I was really made by [REDACTED FOR I DO NOT WANT TO TYPE THIS]
Toriel: (where have I failed as a parent)
Kappa: (teno)
Jadence: Ooh! I found this megaphone! What does it say?
Jadence: "Pro pear tee of you rope?" (Property of Urope)
Jadence: What is a World Message Transmitter? I'll speak into it!
Aps17: The cake
Clippy: Jadence, don'-
Jadence: HEY EVERYBODY! I WAS MADE BY [OH HECC NO]
Aps17 and Rocky stare at Jadence
Potato Man: kid...
Kappa: Jadence, no!
Potato Man: who taught you this stuff?
TIME Person of the Year: Jadence. This revolutionary 3 year old enlightened everybody in the entire world by telling them how babies were made.
Jadence: Don't talk to me. I'm famous.
Clippy: I... did.
Potato Man looks at clippy
Potato Man: Why did you tell your son about...
Clippy: He wanted to know.
Potato Man: AT LEAST TELL YA SON ABOUT [CENSORED] WHEN HE'S OLDER!
Jadence wakes up
Jadence: AH!
Kappa: YHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYHBBBBBBBBBBBGGBTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFcvvvvvvvvvrttes
Aps17 is seen playing with a ball
Jadence: I'm just so happy none of that was true.
Potato Man: It is true...
(Jadence stumbles upon Toriel holding a pregnancy test.)
Toriel: It's... positive.
Kappa: [CENSORED]
(Toriel and Clippy hug)
Potato Man covers Jadences eyes
Potato Man: COVER YER EYES
Jadence: Uh, what was positive?
Toriel: The pregnancy test!
Jadence: Uh, what does that mean?
Potato Man takes Jadenece outside
Toriel: It means you're gonna have a sibling!
Potato Man: wait...
Jadence: A BABY BROTHER OR SISTER? YAY!
Potato Man: Sibling?
Kappa: h e l p
Potato Man: Well then, I guess it's time to forget everything by reseting myself
Potato Man restarts
I thought Jadence was 3, but he's 6.
Aps17: Im as scared as you are, Kappa
Potato Man: What just happened?
Aps17: Nothing that you should know about
Kappa: [CENSORED]
Potato Man: M'Kay *glitches out of the house
A voice is heard mumbling
That voice is of Cinder.
It gets more clear.
(Jadence only saw Toriel saying the Pregnancy Test was positive, not the act of impregnating)
(Oh god...)
(Exactly)
It gets worse
"GETTING WORSE!"
KappaDashboi! Cinder: ... resonate... make It stronger...
Aps17(Meanwhile on the moon)
Screen:
Screen: ugh...
KappaDashCinder: ... kill her again .. the clip child has some ability...
Cinder: ... kill them all now or it will be too late...
What
Screen gets up and looks at Earth
Screen: Foolish Earthlings...
Cinder is up to no good.
Screen: I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON YOUR ALL!
?: So you're here too, huh?
Screen: Huh?
Screen: who are you?
?: You may not know who I am, but I'd like to help too...
Screen: Why?
?: Because I was they sent me here...
KappaDash/...\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
/...\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Aps17Screen: who is they?
?: The RP Masters of the 90s...
Screen: Wait, there's more RP masters?
?: Yeah, but they've been long gone since then, because they went to fight off It...
?: And they died trying...
? Then dies
Screen: um...?
Screen shakes ?
Screen: hmm...
Screen: seems that I'm on my own now...
Kappa: Who are these RP Masters of the 90s?
Aps17: That will be revealed later on in future Tippy RPs...
There's also RPS masters of the 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s...
But I won't get to those just now...
Kappa: 80s must have affiliation with Jareth.
meanwhile on earth..
Aps17: what's this?
Jadence: I don't know
Aps17 holds up a body pillow of Clippy, it appears to have some fur
Aps17: Alright, who was using this?
Clippy: ITS MY DAKIMAKURA!
Potato Man: I was *He's joking*
Aps17: No you weren't, Potato Man
Aps17: besides, you don't have fur!
Potato Man: heheh...
Clippy: Toriel?
*it was more like Toooo-Riiiiiel?*
Potato Man: Oh boi...
Potato Man: Why am I suddenly part of this RP all of a sudden (4th wall break)
Kappa: You don't say.