Sanic woke up with an extreme boner. His member looked longer than he remembered. Sanic took a huge shit, got out of bed, then put on his pair of sweat pants. His boner was as obvious as a black man. He then went into his car and drove. He didn't know where her was going. He dozed off. He eventually woke up upside-down on some guys roof. Then he fell off and landed on an old guy. It killed him.
"I'm sorry..." Then he spotted something... "HEY, VIDEO GAMES!" He ran over to then quickly. "Ah, it's just a bunch of shitty Atari 5200 games." He spotted a certain game titled "Hot and Steamy". "Wha...?" Sanic questioned it. He took it and ran away.
When he finally got home, he took the game out, went downstairs and popped the game into his old Atari 5200 he owned when he wanted to kill himself. It was a porn game. It showed a realistic-as-an-atari-5200-can-get naked lady. The controller somehow worked.
The game involved you to go around the streets and have sex with as many people as you can, and at some points, people would kick you out. The game was glitchy at several times. If you had sex with 100 people, you'd get a prize. Or so I heard. The quality of voices on these types of systems are shit. His virtual sex slave had humped 99 people, but if only he was able to. Everyone was kicking him out. And the more people who kicked him out, the more glitchier the game got.
"You won" Sanic heard. The quality sounds like Sanic shat it out his crusty ass himself. "What?" Sanic was confused. Why would the game tell him to intercourse 100 times if he needed 99 sexy times to win?
Teils was up in his room. "Hm, I havn't seen Sanic all day..." He's probably in the basement destroying his cock again. I guess i'll try out some of that 'porn' on his computer now". Teils went to Sanic's computer and did just that. He almost wore out his dick. He couldn't take it tho. His dick came all over Sanic's room. I beleive some got down onto the living room, but behind the TV where Sanic couldn't find it if he tried.
Meanwhile, with Sanic, his porn game was still acting funny, and the woman was beyond kept pressing the 1 button, which was the button to enter a house. Eventually he was let in, but instead of the 2 people having fun, it looked like pink, yellow and green static. The HUD was still there, somehow, but the rest of the screen was fucking creeping him out.
All of a sudden the lady was there. The graphics looked slightly enhanced, like the game belonged to the NES. The graphics look a bit distorted, but her features are more prominent. The HUD is still there, but the background was white, and the lady was in front of everything, and by everything I mean the HUD and background, like she was about to come out of the screen and rape Sanic.
While Teils kept on his cum-splosions, The game produce a high pitch sound, while the lady dissapeared. The score was becoming a mess of numbers. Sanic's ears were near-bleeding. Then noise finally stopped while the game returned to normal. The lady was in the building, but she wasn't humping anyone. The only major diffrence Sanic could see that the Lady's stomache was bulging, like she was pregnant, and the graphics looked like Gamecube-quality.
Her naked-ness was even more prominent now. Her vagina was wide open and her boobs looked bigger. It looked like she was in a hopsital now. Then Sanic fogured it out. Her bulging stomache, the Hospital setting, she was gonna have a baby. He was walking down some more, then he pressed down on a corridor. It showed her having her baby in it's original Atari 5200 graphics.
The game then turned hyperrealistic while she raped her baby to death. It was fucking disgusting. Sanic almost threw up. The baby was covered in cum and she threw it down, it almost broke the floor. Then she ate the baby. Seeing the baby's insides and organs made Sanic throw up. Everywhere. As soon as the cutscene ended, the TV turned off.
Sanic was afraid of the game and he didn't want to see it ever again. He took it, went upstairs (Without noticing the mass amount of cum that somehow got downstairs), got in his car, drove to where he though the garage sale was (The dead old man was still there), and he chucked it out the window, and landed on the old guy square in the head. When he got back home we still didn't notice the cum, went downstairs, grabbed a hammer and smashed the TV and Atari 5200 to bits. When he got back upstairs he finally noticed the cum.
"TEILS, WHAT THE FUCK!?" Sanic shouted.
"Sorry!" Teils came in naked from upstairs.
"Teils, how the fuck did all of this semen get here!?" Sanic asked.
Teils looked a bit sorry. "I checked out porn on your computer."
Sanic got pissed. "TEILS." He shouted. "WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PORN!? NOW CLEAN THIS MESS UP AND GO TO YOUR ROOM!" Teils did exactly that. Sanic had enough dicks and vaginas and cum. So he plopped down on the cum-covered couch and fell asleep.
