Video Game Survivor Skyrim Episode 3 I will punt his little ass into season 3
Last time on Survivor Vulpes in Fallout Tribe plotted against the other tribes while King plotted to use Vulpes as a goat. In Dragon Age tribe the tribe had to hide from a Dragon coming closer to the camp. In Star Wars Tribe Boba felt very unconfident about his position but Star Wars won immunity and Oblivion lost send Ganturn into a rage that destroyed the shelter. Despite Wrath's efforts to vote out Scurvy for messing up on the challenge Ganturn's anger issues causing him to be voted out 4-1. 18 are left who will be voted out next.
Oblivion Tribe Night 6
*The tribe came back to camp*
Wrath: Well I hope never to have to do that again.
Geel: It was either strength or a liability around camp.
Wrath's Confession: No one wanted to flip so I decided to join the group in voting Ganturn. He was a friend but sometimes I have to vote friends off. It's all part of the game.
Scurvy: Yarr if it's like thee last few seasons we shall be switching soon.
Wrath: You are right.
Geel's Confession: I am very interested in seeing how everyone else is doing on their tribes. Should be interesting if we switch. If not no loss here we still have Wrath on the bottom.
Tribal Switch Day 7
Nighteye: Welcome to the tribal swap phase. I know a lot of you predicted it. But to change it up I've selected two leaders randomly. Wrath and Boba. Come up and choose your teams. But you get to choose the players from one tribe at a time and since Boba's first letter of his name is before W Boba gets to choose first.
Wrath: Hey!
Nighteye: Boba the first tribe to choose from is Oblivion Tribe.
Boba: Geel.
Geel: Great!
*Geels walks up*
Wrath: Scurvy.
Scurvy: Yarr matey!
Boba: S'Krivva.
S'Krivva: Yes!
Boba's Confession: I really need to get a strong tribe and Geel and S'Krivva are the two strongest. Scurvy is strong but he sucked at the last challenge. I would never take him.
Nighteye: Next tribe is Fallout Tribe. Wrath this is your turn to choose first.
Wrath: Vulpes.
Boba: Rex.
Wrath: King.
Boba: I guess Mr. Fantastic.
Mr. Fantastic's Confession: I was so awesome that it blinded Boba in choosing me last in my tribe.
Nighteye: Next tribe up is Dragon Age Tribe. Wrath you get to choose first again.
Wrath: No brainer Shale.
Shale: This fleshy thing has brains inside of him. I'm impressed.
Boba: Logain.
Logain: Ha. At least one tribe noticed my strength and skill.
Wrath: Duncan
Boba: Oghren.
Wrath: Lianna.
Lianna's Confession: My tribe seems pretty nice but Boba seems to be selecting ones who are better at challenges than us.
Nighteye: Star Wars is the last tribe. Boba you select first.
Boba: Darth Vader.
Darth Vader: Fear the power of the dark side.
Wrath: Mace.
Boba: Yoda.
Wrath: *sighs* Jar Jar.
Jar Jar's Confession: Mesa tribe looks pretty good. Wesa got a stone woman and lots of others. Mesa going to be a puppet master.
Nighteye: So the next tribes are Star Wars Tribe consisting of Boba, Geel, S'Krivva, Rex, Mr. Fantastic, Logain, Oghren, Darth Vader, and Yoda. While Oblivion Tribe consists of Wrath, Scurvy, Vulpes, King, Shale, Duncan, Lianna, Mace, and Jar Jar. Head to your new tribes.
Star Wars Tribe Day 7
*The tribe came to camp*
S'Krivva: Nice, you got the comfort in the shelter.
Boba: Yes but now that we have 9 we need to expand the shelter.
S'Krivva: We can help.
Logain: We need to destroy that shelter and build a new one.
Geel: We do not need to. I built many shelters.
Boba: Me too.
Darth Vader: He is right. He built this one.
Logain: Do you know what…do not listen to me! Do not listen to the leader.
Boba: Umm I think I am the leader.
Boba's Confession: Less than 3 minutes on the tribe before I am sick of some of them already. Logain just complains and complains. What a baby.
Mr. Fantastic: Hey I built shelter's before!
Rex: Growls.
Mr. Fantastic: Aww puppy wants to help.
S'Krivva: Umm I think he is saying no.
Mr. Fantastic: A talking cat!
Mr. Fantastic's Confession: Whoa a talking cat just blew my mind! Did I teach her that? Maybe I can teach Rex.
*The tribe starts to work on the shelter*
Oghren: So furry boobs. You got a boyfriend?
S'Krivva: Excuse me.
Oghren: You heard me. You got a boyfriend?
S'Krivva: Yes I do.
Oghren: What is he like?
S'Krivva: He is bigger than you and can drink you under the table.
Oghren: Ha I like to see that.
S'Krivva's Confession: Already I know that Oghren is going to get on my nerves. The guy is a complete sexist. If he keeps acting disrespectful I will punt his little ass into season 3. And I do not have a boyfriend.
Darth Vader: Leave her alone.
Oghren: Heh what is with that breathing?
Oghren's Confession: Yeah I like to pick on the tribe and hit on the babes. S'Krivva maybe a cat but she still has the parts that count.
Oblivion Tribe Day 7
*The tribe gets to camp*
King: So where is the shelter?
Scurvy: We took it down. Ganturn destroyed it.
King: Dang I thought he was a level headed one.
Vulpes: He had no place here.
Jar Jar: Mesa like you. Yousa look cool with those glasses.
Vulpes: Please bug someone else.
Vulpes's Confession: I look at the tribe and I got stuck with a rock apparently female. An idiot who would have been executed and plus he is Gungan or something like that and Lianna who does not look worthy to carry my stuff. However with Jar Jar he is stupid enough that I can use him.
Jar Jar: But Vulpie! Mesa think you are cool.
Vulpes: Well how about an alliance then?
Jar Jar: Mesa in an alliance!
Jar Jar's Confession: Mesa in an alliance! Mesa have 1 maybe 2 with Macey! Mesa a great player.
*Vulpes was gathering wood with Scurvy*
Vulpes: So are you close to anyone in your tribe?
Scurvy: Yes, Geel and S'Krivva.
Vulpes: How much do you trust them?
Scurvy: Pretty well. S'Krivva was my ally in my first season.
Vulpes: And you did not even make the merge while Geel defeated you over and over again.
Scurvy: Well it is a friendly rivalry.
Vulpes: You sure? Now that he is on the other tribe he could kick your butt.
Scurvy: Bring it on.
Vulpes: Remember he is stronger and faster.
Vulpes's Confession: Geel is a lizard and where I am from lizards are food. I need Geel out of here he is strong enough to kick me ass but Scurvy however is strong as well and I need him to injure Geel. But not enough to get either out of the game just enough to have Scurvy be a final 3 goat and weaken Geel.
Vulpes: What if you injure him?
Scurvy: Huh?
Vulpes: I mean like break a finger or gave him a concussion. Nothing serious but enough to weaken him.
Scurvy: I like you.
Scruvy's Confession: Vulpes does have a great idea. Injure Geel enough to weaken him but I need a challenge to have that opportunity and to do it discretely enough not to get in trouble.
Star Wars Tribe Day 8
*Geel was up and sitting by the river as Boba and Darth Vader comes over*
Geel: Can I help you?
Darth Vader: We've been looking around at this tribe and we wee wondering if you and S'Krivva will join us in an alliance?
Geel: Yeah, sure. Who is the target?
Boba: Logain or Mr. Fantastic. Both piss me off.
Darth Vader's Confession: I want to make a Dark Side alliance filled with ones who are villians. I know Geel and S'Krivva were heroes in their seasons but S'Krivva is with the thieves guild and Geel is with the black woods company. Neither are ethical so they are in.
Geel: What about Yoda?
Darth Vader: he is on the outside. I would get Rex but I have no idea where he stands since all he does is say woof woof.
Geel: Okay I'll tell S'Krivva.
Darth Vader: Where is she?
Geel: She is bathing. I am here to guard against peeking toms.
Boba: Okay.
Geel's Confession: So I am in an alliance with Darth Vader and Boba. It's pretty nice. Last time I made an alliance I got to the final 2 even though she beat me it was better than the other two. Good thing they got voted out before the final 2.
*S'Krivva is in the river bathing*
Oghren: Hehe.
*S'Krivva stops and throws a rock off to the side. Oghren looks around and looks back but S'Krivva was gone*
Oghren: Where is she?
Oghren's Confession: Call me a pervert but S'Krivva is the only woman here so I will take a peak when she least expects it. Thankfully Darth Vader and Boba unwittingly distracted Geel.
*S'Krivva appears behind Oghren*
S'Krivva: Looking for me?
Oghren: Uhh yes…
*A hour later Yoda was passing by the area and see's Oghren hanging from his pants from the top of a tree*
Oghren: Uhh a little help?
Yoda: Peek at female. Wise choice it is not.
S'Krivva's Confession: Rule one of trying to peak at females bathing. Make sure that female is not part of a thieves guild. This is not an anime fan service.
*Back at the tribe Logain and Mr. Fantastic were talking*
Logain: So I turned my army around and let the king die.
Mr. Fantastic: That was an awesome plan! You are just as awesome as me.
Logain: Thanks. I became the ruler that day.
Logain's Confession: Mr. Fantastic is an idiot. I mean anything impresses him and he calls himself awesome. Ha! The guy does not know *beep*.
Logain: Say want to be in an alliance?
Mr. Fantastic: Sure! Final 3! Us and Rex.
*Rex growls from the distance*
Mr. Fantastic: See even Rex agrees.
Oblivion Tribe Day 8
*Mace and Duncan were out exploring and looking for food*
Duncan: So you are in the jedi order?
Mace: Yes.
Duncan: That is great to hear. I lead the wardens. A group dedicated to taking out the darkness.
Mace: Nice. Say would you be interested in an alliance?
Duncan: Sure.
Mace's Confession: Me and Duncan have a lot in common. We both fight for good and are in an exclusive order which only accepts the best. I mean we are perfect allies.
Duncan: Just so you know we had a pack of wolves hunting us.
Mace: I know but they are no threat to us.
Mace's Confession: Just after we made an alliance we noticed a pack of wolves. We were not too worried though. I mean we both know how to fight.
*Duncan grabs a log*
Mace: I can handle them.
*Mace uses force push to knock the wolves back*
Mace: Do not even think about it.
*Another six comes from the back*
Duncan: Smart animals.
Mace: Well let them come.
Duncan: We can take them.
*The wolves were about to attack but suddenly they retreat.*
Duncan: That was strange.
*A dragon flies over*
Mace: Whoa!
Duncan: I've seen that thing every couple of days. It has not attacked yet.
*The Dragon lets out a fire ball which hits a nearby tree*
Duncan: Run!
*The Dragon was about to attack but a rocket comes in and blasts the dragon's head off*
Mace's Confession: We saw a dragon. If I had my lightsaber I would have taken that thing out but someone out there has a rocket launcher which is a bigger surprise than the dragon.
Nighteye: You are welcome! *Nighteye is holding is rocket launcher*
Duncan: Did not expect you here?
Nighteye: You only see me about an hour or two a day. I need to keep myself occupied somehow and hunting dragons is my way of wasting time.
*The two came back to camp and explained what happened*
Wrath's Confession: This day could not get any weirder. A dragon and Nighteye with a exploding rock thrower. I would like to see that.
Star Wars Tribe Day 9
Boba: Tree mail! It looks like it will involve nets.
S'Krivva: Neat.
Boba's Confession: For the first time I feel secure. I mean I have an alliance if we lose and I choose some strong and agile members for the challenges. We are going to become the most dominant tribe in Video Game Survivor history.
Geel: Most likely it will have us catching and one or two throwing.
Oghren: I can toss.
Darth Vader: Me too.
Oblivion Tribe Day 9
Vulpes: Looks like this will be your chance.
Scurvy: I will think about it.
Scurvy's Confession: Will I go and try to hurt someone or do I take the chance to get beaten again but keep my honor. This is going to be a hard choice to make.
Immunity Day 9
Nighteye: Welcome to immunity. Today's challenge will have one person from each tribe tossing a ball. If you catch your tribe's ball you gain a point. If you catch the other's ball the other tribe loses a point. It will be a one on one match. And this is for immunity so who is throwing for the tribes?
Oghren: Me.
Lianna: Me.
Nighteye: Great. You two go to the giant slingshots and each tribe gets to choose what order they go. Also this is the best of 8 and if the tribes are tied after 8 rounds we go into sudden death. First up is Scurvy and Geel.
*Scurvy and Geel get into position*
Nighteye: GO!
*The balls are fired and Geel catches his ball and tries to go after Scruvy's ball but Scurvy swings his net around and hits Geel right in the face knocking him down*
Nighteye: Stop the match! Geel are you okay?
Geel: I am fine.
*Geel stood up but slowly as a cut on his was bleeding*
Nighteye: Get the medics and Scurvy for that hit you forfeit your round! Get the *beep* over there on the bench. You cost your tribe a point for that. Star Wars tribe is up 1 to -1. Geel get yourself checked out.
Geel: Got it.
*Geel gets helped off*
Nighteye: Next is Mr. Fantastic and Jar Jar…go!
*Mr. Fantastic misses hs ball which lands in Jar Jar's net without Jar Jar moving
Jar Jar: Mesa have da ball!
*the other ball lands in Jar Jar's net.*
Nighteye: The score is now 0-0. Boba you will be facing Wrath…go!
*Boba dives and misses his ball as Wrath catches his*
Nighteye: Oblivion leads 1-0! Next is Shale vs. Logain…go!
*Shale runs over Logain and catch's Logain's ball but misses hers*
Nighteye: 1 to -1 Oblivion tribe still leads. Next up is Mace vs. Yoda.
*Both balls are fired as both catches theirs*
Nighteye: 2 to 0 Oblivion tribe still leads. Next is Duncan vs. Rex…go!
*Rex stands there confused as Duncan catches both balls*
Nighteye: 3 to -1 Oblivion still leads. Next is S'Krivva vs. Vulpes.
Vulpes: You are going down cat.
S'Krivva: Not likely.
*Both balls are thrown as S'Krivva knocks Vulpes down and catches both balls.*
S'Krivva: Remember you are dealing with a dangerous player.
Nighteye: 2-0 Oblivion still leads. Leaving King and Darth Vader as the last ones left. If Darth Vader misses one ball his tribe goes to tribal council….go!
*Both balls are shot as Darth Vader walks calmly as both balls land in the distance.*
Nighteye: Oblivion Tribe wins immunity! Now an update from Geel. He has a concussion but it is not major. He will be coming back with some bandages on his head he will go to tribal council and can be voted off. Head back to camp.
King's Confession: The immunity was bitter sweet. We won immunity but Scurvy made an obvious cheap shot at Geel. Even us King's have more honor than that. I do not care if Vulpes has an alliance with him that behavior is not tolerated.
Oblivion Tribe Day 9
*The tribe came back to camp*
Mr. Fantastic: Okay I will say what everyone is thinking. Geel is going home tonight.
Geel: It's just a concussion.
Mr. Fantastic: I knew someone from the NCR who had a concussion then a week later BLAM! A bullet to the brain.
S'Krivva: Those are unrelated.
Mr. Fantastic: Hey I had a PHD for people having concussions.
Geel's Confession: During the challenge Scurvy hit me over the head with the racket and it cut me above my eye and gave me concussion but I can survive. I fought with much worse.
Geel: I'll be fine. Besides I can still compete.
*Boba and Darth Vader met with S'Krivva*
Darth Vader: I know that you will hate it but we are voting for Geel.
S'Krivva: Over Mr. Fantastic?
Darth Vader: He will go next.
Boba's Confession: Between the two most useless in the tribe right now is Mr. Fantastic and Geel but Mr. Fantastic is healthier than Geel. He can go next.
S'Krivva: He will get better.
Darth Vader: We can not risk it.
S'Krivva: You have to. Mr. Fantastic lost against Jar Jar.
S'Krivva's Confession: Well looks like I have to round up votes against Mr. Fantastic. Right now Darth Vader, Boba, Logain, and Mr. Fantastic are voting against Geel but I can try to get Yoda, Rex, and Oghren to vote with me.
*S'Krivva gathers Yoda and Rex*
S'Krivva: Even though Geel is injured he is still twice as useful as Mr. Fantastic can be on his best days.
Yoda: Correct you are.
Rex: Woof!
S'Krivva: So can I count on you?
Yoda: Vote with you I will.
Yoda's Confession: Foolish it is to vote against Geel. Vote with S'Krivva I will. Hope is what we can count on. Force be with us.
*S'Krivva goes over to Oghren*
S'Krivva: Listen I need your vote tonight.
Oghren: I don't know. You hung me by my pants.
S'Krivva: You saw me bathing.
Oghren: I saw nothing good.
S'Krivva: Just vote with me and I promise to go around in a bikini for the next day.
Oghren's Confession: That is what I am talking about. Count me in.
Oghren's Confession: Hehe I came here because Alistair told me about it. I do not care as long as I get to see some hot women and kick ass in the challenges and see some drama. I did not want to be in the swing vote position but I guess I am.
*the tribe packs up and heads to Tribal Council*
S'Krivva's Confession: I have 5 votes but I still feel uncomfortable about this vote. Geel is a close ally and if he goes I am on my own. However ally less I become more dangerous as seen on my previous season.
Tribal Council #3
Nighteye: Welcome to Tribal Council. Anyone who has not gotten a torch please grab one and let's get started. So Geel how are you feeling?
Geel: I have a headache and the world around me in spinning but I still feel like getting payback on that cheap shot.
Nighteye: Logain, how is the new tribe.
Logain: Not good. I never was close to any but Mr. Fantastic.
Mr. Fantastic: I call Logain Mr. Fantastic Jr.
Nighteye: Mr. Fantastic do you feel worried tonight since last tribal council you got a vote.
Mr. Fantastic: Hell no. I am Mr. Fantastic. I can never get voted out. Instead just give me the check right now.
Nighteye: Any predictions on the vote tonight?
Mr. Fantastic: Yeah, 8-1 Geel is going home.
Geel: Not likely. I am still stronger than you.
Nighteye: Darth Vader worried that this tribe will go into a losing streak?
Darth Vader: No, we are stronger than they are. They caught us off guard with Geel being hit but we will come back.
Nighteye: Yoda, any finals words before we get to the vote.
Yoda: Much uncertainty this game has. Drama we will have soon.
Nighteye: Well it is time to vote Boba you are first.
*Boba votes*
*Darth Vader votes*
*Geel votes*
Mr. Fantastic
Geel: Just go home already.
*S'Krivva votes*
*Rex votes*
*Mr. Fantastic votes*
Geeel
Mr. Fantastic: You have been Fantasticized. I am trademarking that.
*Logain votes*
*Yoda votes*
*Oghren votes*
Nighteye: I will read the votes.*He gets the urn* First vote is for
Geeel
Mr. Fantastic
Mr. Fantastic
Mr. Fantastic
Geel
Geel
Geel
Mr. Fantastic
Third person voted out of Survivor…
Geel
S'Krivva: You lied to me Oghren.
Oghren: Oh well.
*Geel comes up with his torch*
Nighteye: I do not like it but the tribe has spoken. *Geel's torch gets snuffed as Geel walks away*
Nighteye: Will this hurt or help your tribe. We will see. Head back to camp.
Geel's Final Words: In this game a single event can hurt you. Despite my strength and a stable alliance being injured caused me to be voted out. It stinks but I can relax at lose lodge for a few weeks now.
Next time on Survivor…Scurvy gets flak for his actions during the challenge. One survivor gets targeted for being the opposite gender and challenge that will test the survivor's combat skills.
Notes on the booted: Geel was the most popular in Survivor Oblivion despite being under the radar for most of the game so he was easy to cast but unfortunately he was always an early boot and I could either take him out in a power move or injury so I choose injury.