Hey guys! Sorry we took so long to get back to you!
Dante was being lazy and wouldn't help me answer questions, I had to get mom to tell him to help.
I wasn't being lazy! I was hoping we would get more!
Dante…I'm the only one that was checking the account for more…-rubs temples- Shall we begin?
Alright..Alright..
Cereza101
To Dante and Vergil:
If you met Alucard from Hellsing, would you
A) try to kill him
B) get drunk with him
C) ask him if he's ever had aides from all the blood he drinks
D) Other
Personally….I'd let Vergil handle it….cuz…I don't care. I want a sundae. That's what I'd do…introduce him to strawberry sundaes with blood on them.
Why are you being such a pain lately? –growls as he shrugs then sighs- He's elegant and regal…but at the same time. He's insane. But..between Jester, Cerberus and Dante I'm used to insanity so, I believe I'd like to get to know him.
LovesDevil
Dante: whatever happen to agni and rudra
Vergil: do you think agni and rudra are annoying as heck too? and have you ever played a prank on Dante
Nero: so why do u called Dante old man
The talking dodo heads? God(Eva)..they talked more than me. I don't like when anyone talks more than me. I couldn't hear myself think!
–vergil in the background "you think?"-
Yeah…I think Verg…on occasion. When it counts…Anyways, I got 'em home, and Vergil was more annoyed than me…so he ducttaped their mouths shut after sewing them shut, yes, vergil sews, and locked them in the closet.I haven't checked on them since.
Obviously I do, considering I lengths I went to, to get them to shut up.
Pranks…Well…I dressed up as Dante and pretended to be him…I called Dante Vergil the entire time. The end result was Dante having an identitiy crisis. Mom had to…step in.
Nero: Have you seen him?
Bubbly12
Um... Dante do you sometimes like Vergil more than the brotherly way? By that that I mean YAOI...
Also Vergil do you have a girlfriend? I hope this question isn't to personal but do you?
Seriously! Has anyone actually READ the origin of Nero? IF anyone has, then they'd know that I do love my brother in that way. I love him. Shuddup.
Well…I…you know…Dante is a moron...and...
-dante in the background yelling "HE DOESN'T! YOU SHOULD GO OUT WITH HIM! HE NEEDS TO GET OUT MORE! HE KEEPS NAGGING ME ABOUT SOMETHING CALLED A JOB! IF HE'S GONE THEN I HAVE THE SHOP TO MYSELF! MAYBE YOU CAN LOOSEN THAT STICK UP! SERIOUSLY GO OUT WITH HIM! I'LL PAY YOU!"-
You realize you can't pay…you owe a debt to Lady.
Shut. Up. Vergil.
KuroOkamii77
Dear Dante, Can pigs fly? I asked my mom for a laptop, and she answered "until pigs fly" I don't wanna get my hopes up.
And P.S: If it gets to difficult to answer, Vergil will be waiting to pierce Rebellion into your torso. It'll help ease your pain, you could burst into devil trigger and scream out your frustrations.
Dear Vergil, I'm trying to plot a way to kill Dante, what are your suggestions? Should I go for the instant kill, or the slow and painful method? Or perhaps torture him for the rest of his life? Care to help me?
Ya know somethin KuroOkamii77? Me and V tried the same thing with our old man to get his swords, Rebellion and Yamato. Guess what we found? A loophole! ...well Verg found it, but thats besides the point. Technically, bacon and ham is pig. You can easily put a bag of either in a suitcase on a plane. When the plane takes off into the air, whala! A flying pig! You could also carry a pig stuffed animal on an air plane. It worked for us and we got our swords, maybe it'll work for you. When it comes to outsmarting parents, it's all about thinking outside the box. ;)
Well...I've been thinking of ways to rid the world of my annoyance for a brother for years and years, so I've come up with some rather good ways. I could slice him up and put salt in his wounds...feed him poison birthday cake or throw him in a lake. i could bury him alive. But my best one yet is to tear his head off and sew it on backwards. ...Also, I watch 1000 ways to die. That's my inspiration.
-Dante cowers in the corner- "He scares me... a lot..."
PeacefullyCrazy
QUESTION: Vergil, according to the DMC4 novel, you did it out with a prosty-tue and BOOM!, out came Nero. WHY?
….actually, I would be able to answer that question PeacefullyCrazy.
-raises a brow at Dante-
Well you see….when Verge is gone doing god knows what, I like to dress as him and flip my hair back when I go out to Love Planet for….entertainment.
-glares and draws Yamato-
Come on V, don't get mad! –puts hands up surrendering- I do it as a favor to you so people will think you actually get some.
You do it so you won't have to pay child support.
….I…I…how did you read me that easily?
You're not only my TWIN but your easy to predict in general.
You'll still pay Nero's child support right bro? Your such a GENEROUS, KIND, GIVING –totally sucking up- big brother. You wouldn't leave your kid brother to pay it when I'm already in so much debt would you? –puppy dog eyes-
It would seem that I have no choice but to pay it. If I do not I fear Nero will end up like all your goldfish….dead.
THANK YOU~~~~ -hugs Vergil's leg like a lil kid-
AHHH! Get it off! Get it off! Where's the crowbar? –attempts to shake Dante off of leg- IT BURNS!
Nero: …..-eye twitches- THERE IS NO WAY THAT THE OLD MAN IS MY DAD! I'D RATHER SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE SAVING KYRIE EVERY TWO MINUTES THEN LIVE WITH THAT! I mean come ON! Look at that thing –points to Dante still on Vergil's leg, Vergil repeatedly stabbing Dante with Yamato in an attempt to break free- How can I be related to THAT?
GaeIggy
Dumb Twins...I swear...you're both idiots...Dante more so than Vergil...but geez.
Alright...my question isn't much of a question...more of a request...
HAVE AN ALL OUT BATTLE FOR ME!
Also...
To Dante- What is something we don't know about Vergil that you will risk telling us...
To Vergil- May I interest you in some chocolate?
To Eva- How do you deal with them!
To Nero- Why Kyria?
To Sparda- ...Don't you miss your family...?
Mom took our swords so we aren't allowed to fight. Mom says we caused too much trouble and broke things.
He sings in the shower, When he cleans and no one is around, he uses the broom as a microphone. He likes to sing! He has pink bath towels. Fuzzy bunny slippers, usues frilly flower girly bath products. Has rainbow curtains in his room. Goes gaga for kitties. OH, I went through his dresser drawer…and let me tell you what I found…It turns out Vergil…-
-Vergil comes in and angerly clamps his hand over Dante's mouth-.
-as he's being dragged away, "steals underwear! From the girls I've slept with!"-
-Vergil mumbles, "not my fault they leave them laying around.."-
Chocolate? Did you say chocolate? CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! Choooocccoooollllaaaatttteeee! CHOOOOOOCCCOOOOOLLLLAAAAATE! !
-dante hides under desk, "you're not supposed to mention the "C" word around Verg!"-
Eva: There are some days I just want to throw them off a cliff. There was a reason I was made a god.
Nero: Uhhh….no comment. I blame capcom.
Sparda: I watch them through my crystal ball and somedays I'm glad I'm not there. O_o On other days, when Vergil and Dante are laying down for bed…I wish I was there to say goodnight and then go in the other room and claim my woman.