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Chapter 4: Meeting the McFamily

Meredith led everyone into the conference room. Chase picked a seat nearest the door. House sat in the biggest chair of course, and Meredith grabbed the marker to the whiteboard. Cameron and Foreman sat down and the chief passed out the patient's file.

"What are the symptoms?" Meredith asked getting ready to write them on the board.

"Insomnia, nausea, abdominal pain, amnesia, and she are sliding in and out of consciousness." Meredith recognized the voice. It did not belong to any of the team members, but rather her person. Stepping into the conference room, Christina Yang continued. "All the tests are coming back clean, but the spinal tap is coming back positive. We ran four, each time we do it, and the results change from negative to positive. We can't get it consistent."

"Hey Christina."

"So, Mere, you're ACTUALLY related to THE Dr. House?"

"You're…"

"Shut it House."

"I know, I know! Pick me, pick me!"

"Shut it House."

"Pretty please Merit?"

"Fine."

"You're the one left at the alter!"

"Two gold stars for you Uncle Greg."

"Yay me! Merit, get me a Ruben sandwich, I'm hungry."

"Jimmy, get two Rubin sandwiches." Wilson got up. He knew House invited him for a reason. He always did. He just never remembered Meredith to be so sarcastic. Maybe she always had been, but he was just too busy getting married. CRAP. He did not just say that. House was already getting to him and they hadn't even been in Seattle for a night.

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"Let's call it a night children. You have a long busy day tomorrow." His team closed the files and grabbed their belongings.

"I'll drive you to the hotel Uncle Greg."

They walked to the elevators where Meredith saw Mark and Addison talking. They were waiting at the elevators. "Grey."

"Hey Addison."

"McSteamy! Hey McSteamy. You're either McBitch or wait for it…hold on..it's on the tip of my tongue McSatan?"

"Uncle Greg, CONTROL. Sorry Mark and Addison. This is my Uncle, Gregory House."

"Grey, Ellis Grey is your mother and Greg House is your Uncle?"

"Yes, Mark."

"Please to meet you Dr. House."

"Well, McBitch or McSatan? You haven't answered my question yet." Addison looked horrified. Mark Sloan was hysterical.

"You really are McSteamy. If I was girl I would totally be all over you. Hell, I should just become gay for this guy!" Now Mark looked horrified, and Addison was cracking up. Meredith just looked down, while House's team tried to pretend they didn't work for him and Wilson just shook his head in disappointment.

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They got inside the elevator where they ran into Alex Karev. "Whose this Meredith? Did you dump McDreamy yet?"

"Have you dumped Jane Dow yet?"

"You're McCheater? You know Merit, I don't like that McName. You should think of a better, more sarcastic one."

"Ugh." Alex was horrified.

"Who is this guy Meredith?"

"This Alex, is my Uncle, his team, and his 'friend' Wilson. Alex meet Greg House." Alex gasped. This was getting annoying.

"Holy Crap!" Thank God it was time to get off the elevator, but Izzie was waiting to ride up at their stop.

"Hey Alex. So Meredith, word around the hospital is that your Uncle is here, and he just so happens to be a world renowned diagnostician named Gregory House."

"You're the own that killed your fiancée? Nice going." House was on a roll.

"Uncle Greg, who told you all this stuff? Did Cuddles tell you? Ugh, she is dead."

"No, Jimmy did. Three gold stars for you Jimmy! Come children, it's way past your bedtime!" Meredith gave Izzie an apologetic look but continued on.

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Sorry it's kind of short, but I needed to introduce you to some of the Grey's cast. Don't worry, Bailey WILL meet House. That should be fun. I'll update as soon as possible.