So Dumb Yet So Funny
I own nothing...
Me: MOORREEE STTUUPPIIDD SSTTUUFF.
Inuyasha: I think youre running out of ideas.
Me: I think youre right.
Kagome: Shippou, have you seen my LSD pills?
Shippou: FUCK THAT, YOU SEE THE DRAGON IN THE KITCHEN?
Kikyou: I gotta go, I had mexican last night and well...theyre being mean to me...*runs off*
Me: HAHAHA! She's got the power-poots! XD
Miroku: Lolwut?
Sango: That sounds painful...
Kagome: I HOPE IT IS!
Kirara: Screw you guys, Im goin home.
Sango: Baaiiii!
Me: You forgot the "buh" at the beginning
Sango: Oh, buhbaaaiiii!
Me: There we go.
Sesshoumaru: Why am I even here?
Me: OOOHHHHH LETS DO A LIST!
Everyone: Of what?
Me: How to annoy the cast of Inuyasha!
Them: Fuck...
Me: Ill start with Sesshoumaru!
Sesshoumaru: Dammit!
How to annoy Sesshoumaru
1: Kidnap Rin
2: Pet his Fluffy
3: Dye his fluffy pink
4: Dye HIM pink
5: Tell him Inuyasha got the better sword.
6: Tell him Inuyasha was Daddy's favorite.
7: Give him a giant flea collar.
8: Have Kagome call him Nii-san again.
9: Dress up like him.
10: Dress up as Naraku and hump his leg.
11: Pelt him with dogggy treats.
12: Every time he kills something, spray him with water.
13: Beat him with a rolled up newspaper.
14: Tell him that Jaken has a crush on him.
15: Give him a valentine and say its from Kouga
16: Dress Ah and Un up as the tooth fairy, and then douse him in glitter.
17: Use his swords to roast marshmellows.
18: Cut his hair off.
19: Pants him.
20: Do all of this in one sitting. (And try not to get killed...)
Sesshoumaru: My god, why me?!
Inuyasha: Because almost everything annoys you.
Everyone else: Point.
Me: Who shall be in the next chapter? Hmmmm? *evil grin.*
Everyone: *Cowers*
Me: Well, until next time, my lovelies!