Back In The Form Of Kadaj (A parody of "Back in the U.S.S.R." by The Beatles

Oh, I finally finished with C-L-O-U-D,
He defeated me last night.
You know I've never been the one to beg mercy,
But I found a puppet tonight.

I'm back in the form of Kadaj,
Lookin' for Mother again, oy.
Back in the form of Kadaj.

Jenova was stolen, Rufus took her head,
Thinking they had kept the law.
Three days later, you almost fell to your death,
Wonderin' what the heck went wrong.

I'm back in the form of Kadaj,
Lookin' for Mother again, oy.
First you stole her, then you moved her,
Now you see that she's gone.

Well, the Geostigma is coming down
To play a sickly song.
My servant will show you how to take it out,
But then you'll realize that I was
Stealing your soul all along.

(Repeat Chorus 1)

Well, you'll never live on Earth without
Me encircling you.
I was chosen to figure out
Why Jenova flew down from the sky,
And landed on a rock and died.

Oh, now she's given all the Cetra reason to shout,
Take it as your mother's word.
She'll be coming back and won't be happy at all,
The Earth will get a new rebirth.

(Repeat Chorus 1)