===Pay attention to Liza, two days ago, during the picnic.

And, as is expected of her, she is still asleep. You being to wonder if you can just sorta...poke... poke... poke... Her awake. Nope. No dice. This girls seems rather intent on staying knocked out like a damsel in distress, except being locked in a tower, guarded by a dragon, she is locked in her room, guarded by her dog. Totally similar.

=== Pay attention to Wane.

He still had a knife in his hand, but he no longer appeared to be attacking his brother, in fact, it looks as if he was never attacking his brother in the first place. This appears to be some ass hole off the street who just came up to poor Wane, wielding a knife, and shouting about how his kind didn't deserve to live. Whatever the fuck "his kind" meant.

Although, the topic of human genders always seems to piss Wane off. You can practically feel the temperature drop and your blood run cold anytime the topic comes up between the two of you. Maybe he's worried about his sexuality, but the one time I brought that up, he kinda shut down the Rose messaged me, telling me to stop talking about it.

He was heading home with hunched shoulders and a sad look in his eyes, or as far as I could tell from this crappy screen it was sad. Anyways, it was making want to pester him. In fact... Oh fuck this.

=== Be Karkat, about to pester chat with Wane

carcinoGeneticist [CG] has begun pestering zeroTolerance [ZT]

CG: HEY

ZT: Y0

CG: FUCK I FORGOT YOU HAD THAT ANNOYING AS FUCK QUIRK.

ZT: 0nly f0r 0's.

CG: YEAH WHATEVER. S0 ARE Y0U 0KAY?

CG: FUCK. SO* YOU* OKAY*

ZT: 0_0. N0t really. S0me d0uche attacked me while I was 0n my way h0me.

CG: YEAH I SAW, THAT'S WHY I WAS ASKING. DO YOU KNOW WHY?

ZT: Yeah.

CG: WHY THEN?

ZT: Reas0ns.

CG: DON'T GIVE ME BULLSHIT ANSWERS LIKE THAT.

ZT: Fuck y0u Karkat, I d0n't want t0 talk ab0ut it. Especially n0t with y0u.

CG: AND WHY THE FUCK NOT?

CG: WHAT'S S0 BAD AB0UT ME?

CG: FUUUUUCK. WHATS SO BAD ABOUT ME?**

ZT: N0thing. Y0u just w0nt understand. N0w kinda fuck 0ff.

CG: FUCK YOU. I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO BE NICE AND HELPFUL FOR ONCE AND YOU COMPLETELY TURN ME AWAY. NICE FUCKING JOB.

I jumped about twelve feet in the air when Dave popped up behind me with a very subtle and slick "sup". "Yo little fucker, why aren't you over there, with the rest of the group, enjoying the ever loving fuck out of your unironically shitty cooking like everyone else is?"

"Fuck off buldge munched, I' actually kinda busy, doing stuff to help save the world. Unlike a certain extremely blond human I know."

He snickered and I prepared for some completely idiotic and pointless insult. "Do you mean Rose? I'm sure she'd feel rather aggravated to hear such a thing, and busy doing what? Making pointless memos for everyone to fuck around in while you rant about how terrible your life is, and how stupid your friends are?"

"You damn well know I don't mean your ecto-sister! And anyways, no, I'm busy- ack! Fuck!", as you had inhaled deeply, ready to let off on a long and empowering rant that was undoubtably going to be rewarded with six troll grammy awards and at least three other anominations you tripped. You fucking tripped.

Oh god, there goes any tiny bit of dignity you had managed to hold onto throughout your life. You clenched your eyes shut as you plummeted to the cold and uninviting earth, all five foot, three inches of you. You were then sent into a sputtering fit of shock and despair as Dave too threw away what little dignity he maintained, even after adding those sunglasses to his look of utter and complete "irony", as he caught me around the waist, only to tumble down with you, to the ground. Seeing as he landed atop of you, you were currently squished between him and the grass and it was rather uncomfortable.

"Ugh. Ow.", he mumbled out as he slowly assessed the situation. "Oh fuck you! At least you don't have like one-hundred-twenty pounds of idiot sprawled atop of you."

He chuckled and climbed off me slowly, seeming quite content to just take his time with the process.

"You move slower than any gog damn slug I've ever met, Now. Get... The fuck... Off!" I bucked my hips up, sending him about a foot or two up into the air, before he landed right back on top of me. Apparently he landed in a rather uncomfortable position as he was now rolling off me (rather quickly I might add), moaning into the grass about how much pain he was in. A long list of profanities then followed the moans as he curled in on himself.

I smirked and thought back to the conversation we had been having before this whole event took place. "So anyways, I was talking to Wane before I was rudely interrupted, by you and your snarky mouth." I said, then sat up to dig around in the grass for my cellular device, hoping neither of us had crushed it during the little rough and tumble we had on the ground.

I heard him chuckle so I rushed forward to shove my hand over his mouth before he could blabber out his idiotic ideas. "Don't- Ah!" I shushed him. "Just don't let it all spew out. Think before you speak. It's a far more intelligent move than any other you will ever make. So stop. Take a breather. And think." I released his mouth and his lips pulled up into a contemplating gesture, and I wish I was able to read minds so I could tell if he was contemplating following my advice, or if he was contemplating what he was going to say next.

He the proceeded to take a deep breath and speak, "So you were chatting up your man crush and totally grinding on me? Man, what a fucking player you've become. It's cute really. You being getting all us bitches."

=== sigh and go back to messaging Wane

ZT: Y0ur kindness is the w0rst kind then, because it p0ps up when least wanted. And, 0h! L00k! My tw0 middle m0st fingers are seeming t0 p0p up in y0ur directi0n. That's figuratively 0f c0urse, I w0uld feel like a true idi0t if I were t0 actually d0 s0mething like that.

ZT:...

ZT: Karkat?

ZT: HELL00000?

ZT: Fuck, fine then. Bye.

zeroTolerence [ZT] has stopped pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]

CG: FUCK SORRY, I WAS DISTRACTED BY THE HUMAN ASSHOLE DAVE. YOU KNOW? THE YOUNGER BROTHER OF DIRK, YOUR SISTERS WOULD-BE MATESPRITE.

=== time pass.

I had gotten home, with Dave in tow, about half an hour ago and already Dave had managed to turn the hive into an average every day human home. He said it made him feel more "at home" and comfortable, I then replied with "why the fuck should I care about your comfort?", but he just flipped me off and proceeded to jump onto my couch and pass the fuck out.

Well fuck him then. I guess I'll head out and... Well fuck, theres nothing to go out and do. I suppose I'll just do stuff around my hive, being as loud as fucking possible to wake up the irritable fuck. No matter how irritable he is, I'd be more bored with him asleep than I'd be annoyed if he were awake, and boredom is far more unbearable.