Asura has just found Dark, who fainted. Kid threw up enraged that Asura called Dark his sleeping Beauty.

Asura: You reviewed! I will eat your souls! (lunges at reader and is stopped by Starlight)

Starlight: Asura it doesn't matter. I still love you.

Asura: I love you too, my little star. (kisses Starlight passionately)

Starlight: (returns the kiss, just as passionately)

Dark: Ugh, I was created by the girl making out with the demon god. (barfs)

Kid: The cast of Soul Eater is not owned by Starlight, though she wishes she owned Asura. (barfs as well)

Blair: (stares at Asura and Starlight) What a cute couple!

Soul: Damn, I want to kiss a girl right now. (Blair kisses him and Soul pukes in her mouth) (she backs off and leaves) I meant Dark.

Dark was slowly waking up. Her head was in Kid's lap (she blushed), and her feet were on the seat, near the window. When she looked up she expected to see the car ceiling. What she saw was the man haunting all her dreams and nightmares. The demon god Asura. The one who murdered her mother after she left her home. Dark's face grew pale.

"My princess is awake. Now darling, shall you leave quietly with me or must I take you by force?", Asura asked, his voice a soft, seductive tone. I quickly stood, ready to face off my nightmare. Soul stood, then transformed into a scythe for Maka to use. Kid stood, then sat back down, realizing he forgot Liz and Patti at his manor. He sulked as Dark turned towards him, very annoyed.

"Kid get back up! I am a weapon with meister blood! I can turn into a weapon only with the one I love!", Dark shouted. Everyone turned their attention to her. Even Asura looked slightly amused. Kid rose and took her hand. Maka smiled as Dark blushed.

"Are you a symmetrical weapon? I will flip if you aren't. Wait, you love me?", asked Kid. He started pouting. Dark slapped him. Kid just looked dazed and stared at her, eyes wide and his hand rubbing his cheek.

"Are you fucking kidding me! I am a bomb bag! I carry my darkness insanity bombs inside. And yes I love you! If I didn't I would kiss Soul! No, I wont kiss you Soul. I'm transforming now.", cursed Dark. She transformed into a red bag on Kid's back, like a P.E bag. Inside was Dark's darkness insanity bombs. Asura laughed at the duo.

"Foolish children. You think you can stop me with insanity bombs? I am the king of insanity! MUAHAHAHA!", laughed Asura. Everyone exchanged worried glances. Asura shot one of his scarves at Dark's bomb bag transformation. It grabbed the bag off of Kid's back!

"Dark!", shouted Kid and Soul at the same time. Soul had transformed back into his human form. The boy's glared at each other. Dark transformed back into a human. Maka ran up to confront Asura.

"Put her down now you creep!", shouted Maka. Asura started to smile and he suddenly laughed and used two scarves to flip Dark and Maka's skirts.

"AHHHHH!", screamed both girls. Kid and Soul fainted with super bad nose bleeds. Asura even looked slightly dazed.

"Put me down! I hate you!", Dark screamed. Asura removed his face scarves. He looked so sad. To Dark he looked so adorable. Wait adorable, no he is not, thought Dark. Asura and Dark flew away with Dark ranting and raving all the way.

Well Dark has been kidnapped. My fault... NOT! I just wanted too. Don't blame me because I want 27 reviews by the 6th chapter.

Asura: Review so I can go back to kissing Starlight. I also want to remember what happened next in my life.

Starlight: Please. (Asura and Starlight kiss again)