Julie: HI!!
feather: -yawn- i'm sleepy...
Julie: deal with it. Now, ON WITH THE FIC!!
Jas: Julie does not own IZ..she's not Jhonsen Vasquez...
Julie:Thank you for putting in the disclaimer, Jas..
Jas: Welcomies! What do I get?
Julie: Adhesive medical strips.
Jas:...
Okayokay, I'm sorry I didn't update so long!! So, here it is...
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Feather got up yet again. She was going to kill Jas for this..except alter egos don't die(A/N: It's a sad thing. Alter egos don't die; they disappear. For example, if I lose interest of IZ, feather and Jas would disappear...)Well, the smoke had one advantage...just then, she saw someone..unconscious. She looked at him closer. Oh, great, this time, it was Zim. He turned into a human..he was going to kill her if he knew...she should get out of here...she ran. Then, she bumped into someone. Luckily for her, it was Dib. Unluckily for Dib, she landed in a chest-to-chest way. There was a puff of blue smoke, and Dib was an Irken. Again. Feather couldn't help but snort.
"Feather, what happened? You're an Irken again..."
"So are you, Dib, in case you haven't noticed."
"That's not important right now. Wait...AHHHHH!"
"I got hugged by Zim." Feather said, blushing.
"WHAT?!"
"Good thing for me, he was unconscious...but he turned into a human."
Dib was speechless for a moment. His now-Irken blue eyes showed concern(A/N: Yes, he has blue eyes! YAY!).
"...How did that happen?"
"Jas tripped him, and he landed on me.. so it's not exactly hugging...but I needed to run away, I didn't want to see his reaction when he saw me as an Irken."
"What, so he won't fall in love with you?" Dib joked, and let out a yelp of pain as Feather gave him a big whack on the head with the Almighty Binder. Just then, there was a flash of neon light, and right in front of Feather...was a SIR unit. He looked like Gir, Zim's Defected SIR unit, only the cyan parts were neon green.
"VIR, reporting for duty!" the SIR unit said, his green parts red for a nanosecond, and turned to their neon greenyness(A/N: Hehe, I love that word...made it myself!).
"HIIIIIIIII!" Feather cocked her head, her antennae sloping. Dib had the same expression.
"Okaaay... since you're insane I think VIR means 'Very Insane Robot'...oh well, I'll make it officially that."
"YAAAAAY!"
"Vir, go back to your Almighty Binder form."
"Awww, I want some sushi...(A/N: Yay! Vir has a Japanese twist!)"
"...you can get sushi later, now do it."
"YES, SIR!"
Dib had to snort. That robot was even stupider than Gir! But yet again, got hit with The Almighty Binder(or was it Vir now?)
"Where should we go?"
"My house, where else?"
Feather shrugged, and walked with Dib to the Membrane household. Zim could wait.
After 4 minutes, every one was gone from the canpus. And Zim woke up. Three minutes later, there was a yell, than something that sounded like swearing in another language(Actually it was Zim, who was yelling things in Irken that weren't very nice)
"Who is that yelling?" Zita's mother said, looking out the window. Zita's house was pretty close to the school, so of course, yelling was always heard.
"That would be Zim." Zita said calmly.
"Who?"
"The weird green kid that I hate."
"Oh. Never mind then. Good enough for me."
Somewhere else in the universe, The Almighty Tallest were eating donuts. Suddenly they heard yelling and swearing in Irken(A/N: of couse, it's Zim, for all you clueless people...). Very loud. One of the words were "Almighty Shortest", so Red almost had a heart attack, and Purple choked on a donut hole.
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There, I'm done. Hehe, first appearance of VIR. His nickname's KIR(Kamikaze Insane Robot). He's cuuute... I'll try to work on Chapter 4 ASAP...See ya!