Hope ya guys don't mind that I update again c: I suppose it is better than doing it once a month. Eh, it's summer, I have time on my hands. Two a.m. writing is fun (:
"I believe we should take clumsy Samey's paintball gun away from her and just use her as the shield."
This was a plan nominated by Amy as Topher, Samey, and she walked through the woods. Samey looked at her sister with sadness as she went to hand the gun away.
"Nah, let her keep it," Topher said, looking through Chris's phone. He was too busy waiting for a call to work, so Samey could do it instead for now. Both twins looked at him in shock. Amy took the phone away.
Topher looked at her in horror. "I'm waiting for a call!" he whined.
"They can leave a message!" Amy said, tone becoming frustrated. Samey didn't know if she was mad about the phone, or because Topher let her keep her gun. Either way, she was thankful.
"Samey! Walk faster! God, I know you're slow in the head, but your legs can move!" Amy bossed.
Wow. . .is she always this way? Topher thought to himself. Or maybe she's just mad about the autograph. I'll make sure Chris gives her one too.
Amy's torment towards her sister continued as they walked on stealthily. Since Topher didn't have Chris's phone, (thanks, Amy!) he paid close attention.
"God, you look gross! Feel smart wearing linger sleeves now, huh? Just roll up your sleeves, geez!"
"O-oh. . .I'm all-" Samey said softly, looking at the sleeves.
"I don't really care. All of your talking is going to lose us this challenge!" Normally, Topher would think this would be a nice time to commentate, but something stopped him.
He cleared his throat. Before he could speak, a mechanical bunny with one eye came by. It had the salmon on it.
Samey pointed her gun at it, but got it swatted out by Amy, who screamed "I'll get it!" This caused the bunny to run off. As they chased it, Amy screamed at Samey.
"This is all your fault! If you would've just let me do it, we'd be closer to winning! You are so going home tonight!"
Samey looked mad. "You're the one who screamed at me! Y-you swatted my gun out of my hands. . ."
"Only because you're so clumsy and would've missed, Sparamy!"
"Listen, Amy- though this is hilarious- maybe you should cut Samey some slack. It's only an autograph," Topher said, getting a headache from this. Headaches would cause aging wrinkles. . .look at Chris!
"What are you talking about?" Amy said, scrunching her eyebrows in annoyance and confusion.
"Wait, you don't know?" Topher asked. Nearby, Samey facepalmed.
"Know what?"
"About the autograph. Isn't that why you're yelling at her?"
"I don't know what you're talking about! I'm yelling at her for being dumb and clumsy!"
By this time, bunny stopped, and an annoyed looking Topher shot at it. Green paint covered it, as it twitched and caught on fire.
"Chris? Chris, did you see it?" Topher yelled excitedly, momentarily forgetting what he was talking about.
"Yes, Topher, " said a bored Chris from a loudspeaker. "We all saw it."
Topher cheered a little bit before turning to the twins. "As I was saying-"
"No time! You can have story hour after we take this back to our team!" Amy said. It was still on fire. "Samey, pick it up."
"It's on fire. . ." Samey said quietly.
"It'll feel like when you clumsily burnt your hand retrieving my cookie that feel inside the oven. Hurry!" Amy was running back. Topher looked down at Samey , who was trying to put the fire out.
"Let me help," he said, shocking even himself. He shot some more paint at it to cool down the fire. Samey picked it up, smiling gratefully at him.
"Thank you. . ." she said. He smiled back.
"What can I say? You already lost an autograph, and your sister was kind of bossy." The bunny twitched once more.
"We better hurry, " Samey said , running off with him after Amy. They were neck and neck with Maskwak. For them, it was Ella and Sugar. Sugar was staring daggers at a singing Ella, whom seemed partially devastated that they had to hurt a mechanical creature.
As Topher and Samey neared the end, Amy tripped Samey. She figured if they lost, Samey could go home. Thankfully, when Samey tripped, the bunny flew across the line. Their team won!
As Kinosewak cheered their victory, Topher helped his new friend Samey up.
"Here-wait," he said when
he noticed the lines across Samey's arm. Samey's pulled down her sleeve quickly.
"It's nothing. Just fell into a bush," she said sheepishly. She scurried after Jasmine. Topher stood there, thinking for a moment. Then. . .he shrugged. He ran after his team.
"Amy! Can I have the phone back?"
if you haven't noticed, I love making Topher clueless. It's so him. I think he's adorable c:
