Chapter 4
AN: I sed stup flaming ok nephrite's name is NEPHERT nut mary su OK! ERIDAN IS SOO FLUSH fir her dat he is acting deferent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok! lik dey were flarp buddies or sumfin!
"ERIDAN!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
Eridan didn't answer but he stopped the flying car on some meteor and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.
"Nephrite?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
"You're starting to sound like Kar and he's a prep so stop swwearing for a sec ok" he said.
Then Eridan leaned in extra-close and I looked into his grimgoth red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and genocidal mania and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.
And then... suddenly just as I Eridan kissed me passionately. Eridan climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against the meteor. He took of my topand I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. He wouldn't let me take of his cape though. Then he put his bucket into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and he has big fish lips like Andrew Hussy except not because that's impossible and anyway my pale body became all warm. And then...
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was... Dc Scratch!