Hey guys! Fresh off the press, here we have "The Beach Party: Part 2"
Now, I anticipated for this to be a 3 part one shot, but I ended up writing a storm. So there may be a chance it will be a 4 part one shot. Depends how the story goes.
And I also wanted to incorporate other Titans, considering they're all so awesome XD I was watching 'Calling all titans' and 'Titans Together' before I began writing this btw. Hopefully, I kept everyone in character, I tried.
Oh! And there will be a few possibly necessary clarifications at the bottom of the page.
The Beach Party: Part 2
Oh that smells soo nice...
Robin sat next to Starfire, while she was animatedly talking to Raven about jelly beans, Robin had managed to catch a whiff of her hair. He had very carefully (and casually) readjusted himself, so that Starfire's neck was within biting distance. His mouth watered at the thought of gently sinking his teeth into her collarbone, nipping at it until he heard that primal growl of hers, the one he was only lucky enough to hear during battle.
"Is there something on Starfire's neck Robin?" Raven teased. She'd noticed Robin's gaze linger there for a while now.
"What? What no. I mean. Yes. There is." He awkwardly brushed an imaginary piece of hair away. "There. Uh..that's been bugging me for a while now. Heh."
Starfire smiled and placed her hand on Robin's thigh, "Why thank you Robin, you are too kind."
Starfire tested the waters, seeing how far she would go before Robin would...pop. She giggled at the furious scarlet shade that appeared on his cheeks as she gave him a gentle squeeze.
"Star! I..I.." Robin stuttered his eyes bulging at the strategic placement of her hand.
"Dudes we're here!" Beast Boy yelled out excitedly, to Robin's relief.
Robin sighed. Oh God thank you so so much, I promise I'll try really really hard to stop these dirty perverse musings, he thought.
Well..at least until I crawl in bed again.
"Robin! Man get yo ass outta my baby. I gotta lock up. And see my bee in her little bikini." Cyborg grinned, pointing to the sector of a beach with a crowd of scantily clad Titan members.
"Er..coming.." Robin scooted out of the car and shut the door, tucking his hands in his short's pockets, immediately looking for the gorgeous redhead he desperately wanted to see.
See half naked that is.
The day was perfect for a party, the beach wasn't crowded or stuffy; the water looked inviting and sun glimmered upon it just right. There was a section where wide beach umbrellas were set up strategically around prearranged towels; a large tent, enough to fit two cars, covered the food and refreshments that were set out for the guests.
Aqualad and Speedy were organizing a game of football with Hot Spot, Wildebeest, and Pantha; Bumblebee was helping Mas y Menos pick out food, Kid Flash was in the process of flattering his flushing pink haired witch, and the rest of the Titans were dancing in the midst of it all to pounding pop music, mingling with scattered civilians who'd managed to join the fun.
"Hey! Guys! I call Cyborg, Beast Boy and Robin!" Speedy yelled, tucking the football under his arm and running over to them.
Aqualad narrowed his eyes and crossed his arms.
"Yeah you get the half ton robot man, a guy who can change into a dinosaur and Robin..well he's Robin! It's not fair! You fruitcake.." he grumbled.
Speedy stuck his tongue out, "You just jealous my hair doesn't resemble an OIL SPILL."
Robin chuckled, "Whoa guys..guys we're starting to sound like girls, arguing about hair-"
"Speaking of which, how the HELL do you get yours to stay that way Robin?" Speedy asked, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
"Er..."
"Told you. Fruitcake."
"Your MOM's the fruitcake fishboy."
Pantha interrupted the quarreling, lifting Speedy and Aqualad with both arms, hugging them to her massive chest. "Boys. Boys we will settle this like men. With Football Americano!"
"Sounds awesome dudes! Can I be captain? Can I pick teams?" Beast Boy exclaimed excitedly, bouncing around Robin.
"No no no you little grass stain, I get to be captain!" Cyborg complained.
"Maybe Pantha wants to be captain."
"Hey! Hey!" Speedy flailed trying to slip from Pantha's snug monster grip. He managed to slide down and fall to the sand with a thump. He yanked Aqualad's thrashing foot down.
"Me and Aqualad were gonna be team captains!" He pouted.
"Alright alright guys..Let's let Speedy and Aqualad be the team captains the first game, to avoid any conflict." Robin said, settling the matter down.
"Sweet!" Speedy stood up immediately and smirked. He dusted himself off and began pawing away at his hair. "Is my do alright?"
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"Heey ladies!" Bumblebee smiled, waving Starfire and Raven over. She donned a black and yellow bikini, reminiscent of her Titan uniform.
Mas y Menos grinned at the sight of Starfire, they ran to her and threw their little arms around her legs.
"Oh Señorita Starfire. La hemos extrañado mucho! Te ves muy sympatica. Por favor. Danos un beso?" They spoke simultaneously, squishing their cheeks against her knee, they looked longingly up at her, ditzy smiles on their round faces.
"Er..hello my little friends!" she giggled, patting both gently on the head.
"Here's your food guys!" Bumblebee snickered as she set down two full plates of tacos and rice at a nearby table.
Mas y Menos looked at each other, then to Starfire thoughtfully, "Señorita Starfire o tacos mi hermano?" Mas said pointing at the table.
They grinned after a beat, and triumphantly threw their small arms in the air.
"Tacos! Mas y Menos si podemos!" The two brothers connected and sped off to their plates, devouring their meals and waving.
Bumbled giggled. "Looks like you have your own little fan club Starfire." she placed her hands on her hips cheekily, "And I bet Robin's the president!"
Raven smirked, "President, Vice President and Secretary."
"Oh friends..Robin is..er..more of the 'closet' fan."
"Pshh. That boy's been outta the closet a long ass time. He just don't know we all know." Bumblebee crossed her arms. Her eyes widened at her 'outta the closet' implication and she burst out laughing along with Raven.
Starfire wasn't familiar with the innuendo so she scratched her head, a confused expression etched on her face.
"Is this one of those instances where I should not ask?"
"Heh. It's alright Star. I'll explain later." Raven offered.
"Well? What are y'all waiting for, an invitation? Get those cover ups off ladies!"
"Er.." Raven began feeling uncomfortable.
"No! Wait Raven, let us go take the cover ups off our bodies over there, where our boys are playing the football." Starfire said, tugging on Raven's arm and grinning wickedly.
"What? No no no. I'll take it off and go over there, behind the rocks."
"Raven do not be stubborn.." Starfire warned.
Bumblebee smiled, "Yeah Raven, don't be stubborn, you got curves in all the right places, best to show 'em off. Now or never."
"Ahh..fine whatever." She said, grabbing her dark blue floppy beach hat from her bag. "But I'm keeping the hat on."
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"Alright. I pick...Robin!" Speedy said, pointing at the Boy Wonder; they high fived when Robin crossed over from the hurdle of wannabe players to Speedy's side.
"Ha! First draft." He smirked.
"Best be worth it Rob-Rob." Speedy teased.
"If you two are done flirting the real man wants to pick his team!" Aqualad yelled jokingly.
"Don't get your panties in a bunch buddy! Go 'head." Speedy said, "It's not like you're gonna win anyways."
"We'll see. I want Cy."
"Boo-ya!"
"Then I'll take Beast Boy."
"Wildebeest" Aqualad said, shooting Tramm an apologetic look. "You're next buddy don't worry."
"Hot Spot."
"Tramm."
"Pantha."
"Hey guys! What about me?" Kid Flash approaching with Jinx.
"Dude. No way. Whoever has you has the complete upper hand!" Beast Boy complained, "Unless, ya know. Team Beast Boy takes you!"
Speedy glared at him, "Team Beast Boy?"
"Or whatever floats your boat, Captain." He grinned.
Jinx traced her finger along Kid Flash's arm and grabbed the back of his head as she tugged him closer and whispered something in his ear. His eyes immediately widened and he pulled Jinx in.
"Never mind guys! I found someone better to do!"
Jinx smacked him, and placed a hand on her waist.
"Sorry baby sorry. Someone MUCH better to do!" He laughed, grabbing Jinx before she could protest and speeding off.
"Oh...kay. Well in that case I'll take Thunder."
"Hey where's lighting?" Speedy asked, looking around. He spotted him chatting up a cute civilian girl who seemed to be eating it up.
"Ahh let him have his fun. This way the teams will be even."
"Alright boys then I think that's it."
Aqualad gathered his team over to one side; Cyborg, Wildebeest, Tram and Thunder began getting pumped, growling and whooping, while they yelled out crude insults and comparisons at Speedy's team.
"Heh. They think they're soo cool." Speedy sneered; he ran his fingers through his orange locks. "It's so obvious MY team has the best hair. I mean. Cyborg doesn't even HAVE any, Wildebeest is covered in it, Tramm-"
"Dude I swear if you keep talking about hair today, I'm gonna drown you." Beast Boy began.
Robin, Hot Spot and Pantha laughed, Robin nudged him, "Well he's right Beast Boy."
"Okay guys, what's the attack plan?" Hot Spot leered as he flared up.
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"Blue 22! Blue 22! Hut..Hut..Hike!"
Robin grabbed the football from Beast Boy and threw it to Pantha. Roaring, she jumped in the air and effortlessly grabbed it. She made a bee line for a touchdown as Cyborg and Thunder rammed into her. Thunder barely held on and was thrown against a nearby sandcastle, in turn Wildebeest jumped and managed to get a grip on Pantha. However he slid down to a more uncomfortable position.
"Damn man! She ain't even slowin' down!" Cyborg groaned, holding on to her shoulders. Wildebeest dragged along, his hands on her ankles. As Pantha made it, she slammed the football down to the sand.
"Touchdown! Pantha is the beast!" She roared, flexing her impressive muscles as Cyborg and Wildebeest staggered back to Aqualad and Tramm.
"Ugh. Guys we're getting our asses kicked. That's 21 to 3 now." Aqualad frowned.
"Man I know I know." Cyborg said, catching his breath.
"We need a new strategy. A good one." Thunder groaned. "She completely knocked the wind out of me."
"Having trouble keeping up guys?" Robin smirked, walking by with Beast Boy and Speedy.
"Or should we say LADIES?" Beast Boy laughed.
The three walked past and met up with their team further away.
"Yeah..definitely need a new strategy. But what?"
Cyborg looked around and caught Raven and Starfire taking their cover ups off. He also caught Beast Boy's jaw drop as Robin smacked him in the chest and pointed at the two girls.
Cyborg rubbed his hands together and grinned evilly. "Oh I think I got me an idea."
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"Dude.." Beast Boy drooled as he saw Raven slip off her shorts. He glared at the tiny triangle in the front and the tiny triangle in the back and the tiny string connecting both. He closed his eyes and silently prayed that when he opened them, the tiny string would fail at keeping the bikini bottoms on Raven. "God..I think I need a cold...ocean." he mumbled, gazing as Raven put on that floppy hat of hers.
"Ahh..man you're telling me.." Robin said dreamily, resting his elbow on Beast Boy's shoulder and tilting his head as he followed Starfire's every move. Those miniscule pieces of fabric called a 'bikini' had his full attention. Actually, the parts Starfire's 'bikini' didn't cover were the ones that had his attention. He watched as she pulled her hair up and making it into a ponytail, arching her back in the process.
Robin bit his knuckle and traced the shape of her slender, toned legs. He wondered what it would feel like to stroke them. With his tongue.
"Oh.." Beast Boy sighed, watching Raven rub sunscreen on her shoulders.
"I feel ya man.." Robin mumbled, lost in a horny daze.
"Uh. Guys?" Speedy said, as he tried getting Robin's and Beast Boy's attention.
Needless to say, he was unsuccessful.
"Look at that neck.." Beast Boy said, smiling with his eyes glazed over.
"Look at those legs.." Robin responded.
"Look at that butt." Beast Boy grinned.
"Hey! That's MY butt!" Robin retorted, he soon realized who Beast Boy was talking about though. "Oh! Ha. Yeah..such nice butts here today."
Beast Boy and Robin leaned into each other and sighed simultaneously.
"My God guys! We have a game here! Stop thinking with the head in your pants and use the one on your shoulders!" Speedy shouted out, irritated.
"It's no use. They're goners." Hot Spot smirked. "Well I would be too with those prancing around."
Speedy marched over and interfered with Beast Boy's and Robin's line of vision, "Hellooo?"
"Ahh! Dude you are not a pretty sight so suddenly!" Beast Boy said, backing off Robin.
"Game in progress? Don't MAKE me ask Pantha to set you straight!"
"Okay..okay..Don't worry. We'll have our backs turned to them the rest of the game Speedy." Robin gave in, watching Starfire and Raven settle down on a towel.
Oh how he wanted to be that towel.
"You better." Speedy mumbled, pushing Robin and Beast Boy towards their team members. "You're lucky we're winning!"
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"Hello ladies!" Cyborg said, approaching the group of girls crowded around the refreshments. He caught Bumblebee's eye and winked, "My lady."
Bumblebee giggled, "Well what can we do for ya Sparky? Better yet," she said, lowering her voice seductively, "What can I* do for you?"
Cyborg flushed, extremely tempted to recklessly abandon the game, but he managed to keep his composure.
"Heh. I got a few things in mind for you later girl, but as for now, I was wondering if you ladies could help me with something..." Cyborg said with a mischievous look in his eye.
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"Hey! Cyborg! You so ashamed by your team you had to desert them?" Speedy teased. Robin and Beast Boy laughed, clutching Hot Spot for support.
"Good one!" Pantha 'patted' Speedy on the back, but knocked him to the ground with a squeal.
Cyborg seemed far too happy, "Oh it's okay. Y'all laugh now." He crossed his arms. "What do you guys say we make a lil' wager?"
"Uh. Cyborg? No offense but your team's dying. You sure making a bet's the best idea?" Robin asked.
Aqualad popped up behind Cyborg, raising an eyebrow "Yeah, Cyborg, you sure that's the best idea?"
"Oh yes! Yes! A bet!" Beast Boy yelled excitedly.
"You got it 'Sparky'." Speedy sneered. "Terms?"
"Oh no." Aqualad mumbled, smacking his forehead. He looked regretfully at Tramm. "He's gonna make us shave our heads isn't he?"
Wildebeest shook his head, his expression completely forlorn; he was covered in hair.
"Ahh don't worry Unitard Guy." Beast Boy smirked, "We'll take it easy on ya."
"Uh. No we won't! Let's see..." Speedy said, thinking hard. "Oh Robin? Any ideas my friend?"
"Hmm..well, we're at the beach. There's tons of people around, and we're guys. What's the one thing we'd be ashamed to do?"
"Oh! Oh!" Beast Boy began bouncing eagerly, raising both hands up. "Pick me! Pick me!"
"Yes BB?" Cyborg asked, loving where this was going.
"Okay! Losers, losers meaning YOU guys, have to walk around the rest of the party wearing girl swimsuits!"
Robin and Speedy grinned. "Girl BIKINI swimsuits." They corrected.
"What! No!" Thunder gaped.
"But..But..I don't look good in bikinis." Aqualad hung his head, his arms drooping agonizingly in front of him.
"At least make it for an hour or two! Not the WHOLE party.." he complained.
"No man-" Cyborg began.
"Deal! Losers go bikini clad for two hours!" Speedy smirked, sticking his hand out.
Cyborg suppressed a grin. He grabbed Aqualad's drooping hand and stuck it in Speedy's. "You got a deal man."
Just then, Starfire, Raven, Bumblebee and Argent sashayed forward.
"Hello friends! Are we too late for the game of football?"
Speedy gaped at the incoming half naked girls. Cyborg patted him on the back and turned to everyone else. "Gentlemen, here are our own personal cheerleaders."
Argent smiled, "Well it looks like we will be needing some mindless chants to cheer you boys on."
"Oh I'm not bouncing." Raven said, carefully placing a hand on her waist. "I'm just here to watch."
She smiled briefly at Beast Boy, and lowered her gaze.
Beast Boy almost groaned at Raven's demeanor. He hid behind Robin to hide something else.
"Oh yes! But I'm sure bouncing and animating for you occasionally shall be quite enjoyable." Starfire said, bending slightly backwards as she clasped her hands together. "Perhaps we should stretch?" She teased, keeping her eye on a certain Boy Blunder.
Robin watched her chest jut out invitingly. He gulped. How the hell were they supposed to keep their focus on the game now?
Speedy sulked off, leaning his forehead on Hot Spot. "We're gonna get our asses handed to us aren't we?"
Heh. Hope that was good.
NOW:
-I'm pretty sure you got that 'Football Americano' was just football.
-Mas y Menos dialogue (in order)
1. "Oh Miss Starfire. We have missed you so much. You look so pretty. Please. Give us a kiss?"
2. "Miss Starfire or Tacos?"
3. "Tacos! Plus and Minus yes we can!" XD
-And i know very little, if nothing about football..sooo..yeah lol. Any tips on on football jargon/commonly used expressions/plays/words would be appreciated btw :D
Hope you enjoyed! Review Please!
