This drabble crosses over a bit with "Code of Silence" and "The Vongola Falcon Messenger Service" (tell me honestly who can't resist Dorky Daddy!Goku's charms?).

Also, I'd been withholding Goku Jr.'s working draft name for almost two years now… (=_=;) But this wasn't actually how I planned to go about making it public… WTH.

Oh, well. (As if 'il mio piccolo Falco', his tendency to cause a mess without meaning to and the frequent comparisons to his father weren't clues enough.) Even I myself think that two years is already a long time for an original character to stay nameless to readers. (It also feels less awkward to refer to him by name rather than as 'Gokudera Jr.', actually)

Disclaimer: No money made; only useless fanwork.

Warning: OC's. Missing limbs.

Our Thing

By: Satirical Juxtapose

Classified File 004: Apprehension

Written: Saturday, March 13, 2010, 07:14:24 PM

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Time: 01:59:27 PM
Location: Takesushi Restaurant/ Yamamoto Residence, Namimori City, Japan
Note: n/a
Archive Summary: Surveillance file on Vongola Inventor-Mechanic Giannini's invention # 1805927: robotic arm prosthetic.
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"… Haru…?" Tsuna said uneasily as he watched the tug-o-war taking place in a corner of the Yamamotos' garden. "I think now would be a good time for one of you to interfere… Haya's arm looks like it's about to—"

PLOP.

"— pop off…" He trailed off lamely.

"KYYYAAAAAAAAA—! Moooommmmmyyyy!!!" The Yamamoto girls screamed; Tsuna's two sons started laughing uncontrollably while his youngest daughter worried about reattaching the prosthetic arm.

Gokudera-kun swore under his breath and glared accusingly at Takeshi as if it was somehow his fault before dashing off to retrieve his puzzled son from the chaos.

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Author's Notes: LOLOL Oh, the mayhem. I used one of my "missing arm" versions of Gokudera Junior (So far, I have two versions of him: one born with a missing arm and the other being the one in the "car accident"). Tsuna's sons probably think that its super-cool the Gokudera kid has some way of freaking out girls without even trying at all (at this age, they're still in the 'girls have cooties' stage). Goku Jr. wouldn't think having a fake arm is unusual if he has a mother who's missing an eye. =P

In the timeline of this drabble, Takeshi and Haru's daughters didn't know about the Gokudera boy's right arm (Tsuna's children already know about it, since Gokudera frequently lets him play with them when he can't look after him… /shrug).

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OMAKE: (50 words only as usual with my drabble omakes)

Five minutes earlier: "Let go! Haya's playing baseball with us!" The eldest Yamamoto girl frowned, pulling on his right arm.

"No! He's playing Super Robo-Defender Heroes with us!" The Sawada boys retorted together, pulling the other even harder.

Poor, confused Gokudera Hayate just didn't know whom between them to refuse.

Note: The 'Hayate' used as Goku Jr.'s given name is written with the character meaning 'hurricane'; 'Haya' (his nickname) means 'falcon'. I think both names perfectly fit with the running gag of him causing a messy aftermath of chaos without meaning to and the special pet name his dad's given him in "The Vongola Falcon Messenger Service" two-shot (il mio piccollo Falco (my little Falcon); as I'd already emphasized as a theme in "The Vongola Falcon Messenger Service", falcons were used as messenger birds). (^^)v