What can I say? I like my ladies foreign. I had picked some flowers for the new girl, what was her name again? Andrea? Lucy? Kasey? No it was Gem. I thought that she was the hottest thing on two legs, and she had a sexy Asian accent.
"Barney, who did you get those flowers for?" Davey asked me. I don't know why he even bothers, being a telepath and all.
"What's her name? Ginger I think. You know the new girl from Switzerland." I told him as I fixed my purple fur with green spots.
"Her name is Adolfa, and she's from Germany." Davey corrected me; he seemed to be protective of Alexandria.
"Once she gets a good look at me, she won't care what I call her." I explained to Davey my overly unlearned friend.
"Hullo. Are you speaking about me?" Anna asked us. I smiled and I gave her the flowers.
"Hey babe today is you're lucky day. You have won a date with the most handsome, the smartest, and the fuzziest man on the planet." I explained to her as I kissed her lovely Mexican hand.
When I looked up I felt something hit my face hard. I looked up to see her face, which was as red as a tomato.
"I'm sorry Adolfa. Every time we get a new cute girl he has to make a total…!"
"Pervers?"
"Yes, a total pervert!"
"Does cute mean schöne?" She asked him, blushing.
"Uh, yeah, it does. Um, Adolfa, we could be friends. If you'd like to be, that is?" Davey was winning her over. So not fair!
"Hey! I called her first Davey!" I yelled, I wasn't going to let anyone beat me in my own game.
"What happened to "bros before hoes"?"
"Oh, so now I am a prostituierte?!"
"No A! It's just a stupid American saying about not risking your friendship for a woman."
"Oh, I am sorry. I don't feel at home here yet."
Well, I guess Davey has a point. We can share you, Ally."
"My name is Adolfa."
"Hey, give me a break! That's a long name."
"So six letters is too long for you?" Davey asked.
"You may call me something else."
"OK, Cuban hottie."
"Again, she is German. Let's just call her A. You can remember one little letter."
"Of course I can. How can anyone forget the eighth letter."
"It's the first letter of twenty-six."
"They're twenty-six?"