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Chapter 4: Mornings Weren't Ment For Sex

"Fuck you!" I yelled at him now getting up and rushing towards the door. "If I'm such a bother I'll just lea - ". Next thing I know I fall face first into the floor after Sasuke rams his shin against mine.

"Go take a shower and get changed dammit!" Sasuke snapped, untangling his foot from mine. "Stop being so fucking stubborn! You're going to get sick if you go out like that!"

"Fine, dickhead!" I spat. I pouted as I got up and went to the bathroom.

I locked the door and turned to the shower. As I turned the knob for the hot water I realized how cold I really was.

"Fuck!" I shouted at the top of my lungs. "So fucking hot!".

I yanked my now red arm away from the water. I moved my fingers and noticed that they were a bit numb. Removing my cold and wet clothes and carelessly dropped them to the floor, a shiver went up my spine, and goose bumps appeared all over my wet and exposed skin. I climbed into the shower and stood there, the warm water hitting my pruny and chilly body.

Why the hell am I doing this?! I'm at Sasuke's house and taking a shower because he dumped cold fucking water on me!

Stupid bastard. Dickhead. Asshole. Why can't I hate his guts dammit!?

Fuck, I feel like one of his fan girls now. He's a jerk but something about him holds me back from ripping that pretty little face of his to shreds. Or maybe it's just because his face is just too pretty. I mean, it's like really pretty. Not the everyday kind of pretty either. It's like when you see some snotty nosed rich girl finally take a goddamn shower and like wearing a cute dress. You know, those puffy, short, future-slut kind of dresses. And with a big ass bow on their heads. The ones you just wanna yank at to piss the hell out of them. And then those freakishly shiny shoes! The ones that blind you if you look directly at them! I did that once actually, I swear I was blinded for like a fucking week! What kind of shit do they put on those shoes anyways?! Blind-your-eyes-clean kind of acid or something?! Or do they just spit on them enough to get them that way? But then, they'd smell – Oh my fucking God! What if they really do spit on them?! That's why they smell so bad the longer you've had them! It's the spit!

Eww. That's really fucking gross.

Hey...

What was I talking about?

Oh yeah! Sasuke's freakishly pretty face.

Well it's so freaking pretty though! I bet you could dress the guy up in a fucking dress with a stuffed bra and you'd mistake him for a girl!! Actually I thought he was a girl the first time I ever saw him, but since we were little the only way we could tell who was a girl or boy was by what they wore, their face, or whether or not they had balls we could kick. But I wasn't sure about the first two. So I kicked him in the balls and ran for my life. But then he ran after me and beat the shit out of me. That day I learned never to figure out who was a boy by kicking them in the balls. Especially if they can beat your ass. Otherwise, go for it!

Well, in any case, this bastard is such a pain. Every time he's with me I get this weird feeling in the pit of my stomach. Like it's hyper or on crack or something and just keeps squirming, but I've never been able to figure out why it feels that way.

I finally finished my shower. Getting out of the shower after I turned off the water I looked around for a towel.

"Hey Sasuke!! Where're the towels?!" I asked hoping Sasuke could hear me.

"Look in the cabinets" came Sasuke's voice. "The clothes should be there too".

Looking around in Sasuke's many cabinets, I finally found the towels and clothes...

God damn! That took forever to find! How many cabinets could one fucking guy need anyway!? Not like he needs the extra space! He doesn't have anything in them! It's all full of emptiness! Just like his black heart! Gosh, and how much emo clothes does the little bastard have exactly!? Look at his clothes! They're all either black or some dark color that even makes me wanna cut my veins! Damn! Even his underwear is black!

I blushed as I noticed it was his underwear.

Wait. This means Sasuke probably wore this... And right against his -

No! Don't think about that Naruto!

I quickly dried myself off and put Sasuke's clothes on without another thought. Leaving the bathroom and found Sasuke in the living room cleaning up his wound as something lay beside him. Then, Sasuke took out this really bit band aid and covered up his wound.

Man, that is one big band aid! Just the kind that I used to have on my knees all the time because I was such a klutz. Afterwards, I got so used to having them on I'd just get them for the hell of it! I'd go crazy and put them all over my body! It got weird when I put them on my wrists though (they felt pretty weird on my penis too actually). Iruka-sensei just looked at me and started yelling at me for no reason! Everyone started calling me emo so I'd just flick them off and leave. Iruka-sensei stole my band aids and never gave them back. Then he took my money so I couldn't get more! He's so mean sometimes...

After Sasuke had made sure the band aid wouldn't move, he got up and tried to walk a bit but he was limping.

I began to feel guilty all over again. "Sorry..." I said, feeling the full extent of my shame.

Sasuke looked up at me a bit surprised. He grinned. "Don't worry about it" he said. Then he mumbled, "It was worth it"

"What did you say?" I asked not quite catching what he had mumbled.

"Look, this is what I wanted to give you" he said, getting the object from the couch, ignoring my question. He went over to me and put it in my hands.

"An alarm clock?" I heard myself say as I examined the used alarm clock in my hands. I saw some dents. The owner had an issue with waking up or was just too abusive...

"It's mine." Sasuke said.

Well that explains a lot about the dents.

"Why are you giving it to me?" I asked looking up at Sasuke.

"So you'll stop complaining about me going to your place and waking your ass up. But, since you have my alarm clock you'll have to wake me up from now on" Sasuke said.

"What?!" I heard myself shout.

Sasuke then began to push me towards the door. "You better wake me up precisely at 7 o'clock or I'll beat your ass to a bloody pulp" he said as he opened the door and pushed me out.

I began to walk home wondering about what had just happened. But most importantly, why?

Sasuke's P.O.V.

Naruto is now out of my house! Yes!

I laid against the door and sighed.

Now all I need to figure out is, how to seduce him without getting him scared...

Or making him end up hating my guts...

Shit, this is going to be extremely hard.

My mind continued to wander, trying to come up with a situation that would get me to my - ahem - goal. Next thing I know I was locking the front door and eventually looking up at the ceiling of my room as I laid on my bed.

Less and less sunlight came in through my bedroom window giving everything inside a darker and lonesome appearance. My eye lids began to weigh down. Finally, I sighed and turned onto my side. Although I was a bit annoyed that I couldn't come up with a single plan that came close to being realistic enought to something. I cursed with a yawn as I closed my eyes and fell into a deep slumber.

Next Morning

"Hey Sasuke" someone whispered as they shook me.

I groaned and turned to my other side, pulling the sheets over my head as I closed my eyes tight.

"Sasuke get your lazy ass up!" I heard that person hiss.

"Piss off!" I growled, my voice still a bit uneven since I hadn't fully woken up yet. I could feel the person climb on top of my bed and shake me. But no use. I wouldn't get up. All they were doing was pissing me off even more.

"Alright! Stay in bed then!" the person shouted, then paused for a moment. "I don't care that it's 8 o'clock already and there's no way for you to actually get to school on time!"

"WHAT?!" I shouted at the top of my lungs, my eyes wide open as I shot up out of bed and glared at a smirking Naruto.

"It's barely 6:52 dickhead!" Naruto said while laughing. "MAN! You should have seen your face! That was priceless!"

"Piss off!" I shouted at him, my face red as I threw my pillow at him.

That's when I heard something growl loudly and an awkward silence fell between us.

What the fuck was that?! Did something just die?!

"What the hell was that?" I asked, feeling suspicious and rather freaked out.

"Sorry... that was me. I'm hungry" Naruto said sheepishly.

"Well, go get something to eat dobe." I said with a straight face.

"No it's alright." Naruto said now getting off my bed and walking over to the door. "I'll see you at school then".

I was about to tell him not to go but I stopped myself knowing there was no point in asking him to stay. It would just make him suspicious.

He probably wouldn't figure it out since he's such a dumbass. But I don't want to risk it. Who knows just how stupid and clueless he really is...

Naruto's P.O.V.

I walked to school absent mindedly, remembering what had happened yesterday at school. I could feel my face turn red as I pictured Kiba forcing Sasuke's lips onto mine.

Dammit Kiba, why the hell did you have to do that?! You freak! I can't believe that that actually happened.

My ears began to turn pink as I also remembered Sasuke's reaction to it. I slapped my left hand onto my face, wanting to forget what had happened.

Sasuke you sick bastard! Just because Kiba made us kiss doesn't mean you had to - TO DO THAT! Wait, why the hell did he - do that?

My hand slid down and off my face as I felt confused and rather shocked.

It's not like he had to. He wasn't forced to fucking shove his tongue in my mouth!

I blushed a crimson color.

Well on the other hand, it wasn't that bad...

WAIT!

That's not the point! I'M A GUY AND HE'S A GUY, THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I'M LETTING HIM DO IT AGAIN!

...

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING!? I - I NEVER EVEN LET HIM DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE! AND IF HE DOES THAT ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM!

I looked down at the ground in shame, not being able to believe that in some sick, disturbing way - I had actually liked it.

All of a sudden someone grabs me by the shoulders and roughly yanks me towards them. I jumped a bit, not expecting something this sudden to happen.

"Hey Naru-chan!" a cocky Kiba said in my ear.

I shivered out of disgust as I felt his breath against my ear and neck.

"Back off" I said under my breath as I pushed him away.

"Oh, come on Naruto, you know you like it." Kiba said in a low seductive voice as he gripped my left shoulder with his left hand and pressured the right side of his chest against my right arm. He rested his chin on my shoulder.

"No, I'd rather rip my eyes out than even look at you." I said coldly, getting goose bumps as I tried to get away from Kiba.

Kiba frowned but quickly smirked. "Well, what about Sasuke? You were having fun with him yesterday after all." he said slyly.

My face turned crimson as I pushed Kiba off me. "Shut up! You were the one that made me kiss him you fucking asshole!" I shouted at him.

Kiba chuckled. "I'm a 'fucking asshole'? That's a new one Naru-chan" he said slyly. Kiba held his chin with his index finger and thumb. "Did you get the idea from Sasuke fucking yours?"

My ears and face went scarlet as those words rang in my head.

I punched Kiba as hard as I could on the head, "Of course not you disgusting bastard!" I shouted at him feeling indignated. I then turned and walked in a much faster pace, leaving a hurt Kiba on the ground.

That cocky son of a bitch! How... HOW DARE HE SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!? That disgusting minded FREAK! I hope he falls in a ditch and fucking DIES! And gets eaten by rabid squirrels! Yeah. I hope he gets chased around by them, screaming for his mom while he cries and the squirrel'll laugh maniacally and bites his god damn ass! Heh - heh, that'd be badass. Even better if he got bitten in the balls. It'd be painful, but hilarious, H-I-L... uh... arious!

Hey, what was I talking about?...

Wait. Right, Kiba...

I blushed as Kiba's words replayed in my head.

That stupid son of a bitch. I would never do it with Sasuke. Never!

Psha! Complete once more my loves! Now to do work... before I am strangled for my lack of effort. Until next time, Ja Ne!