Chapter Four:
It had nearly gotten to the point where Sally Acorn was yelling for Sonic.
"SONIC! WHERE ARE YOU?!" she screamed in Tails' ear.
"You know, I think I'm just gonna go now..." Shadow mumbled. He skated off.
"Sonic!" Sally continued shouting.
"Please! Stop screaming! He can't hear you!" Tails pleaded.
"No?" Sally asked with an accent, and gave Tails a quizzical look.
"No! If you really want to see a Rastafarian, go to Earth and you'll find one there!" Maybe there is a Rastafarian here, but I can't think of where exactly you would find one, Tails thought.
"But he looked Rasta!" Sally put her derpy head into her creepy long hands and began to bawl.
Why does she want to find a Rastafarian so badly anyway? Tails thought. Then he had an idea. "Sally, wait here. I'll be back in a snap!" Tails exclaimed. He flew off to the nearest gift shop, hoping they'd sell what he was looking for. He ended up picking out a crocheted cap thing that was red, yellow and green with dreadlocks attached to it. He put it on then flew back to where Sally Acorn was still standing, staring at a sign in the window of a video store Tails hadn't noticed before.
Tails landed beside the derpy Squirrel thing with a stubby tail.
"Eh mon!" he exclaimed, trying to sound as Jamaican as he could muster.
"Tails!" Sally giggled as derpy as ever. "You funny!" she rubbed his head, making the Rasta hat fall off. "No, really. Where is he?"
Tails was seriously gonna have a brain aneurism. He picked-up the hat.
"I know, how 'bout we look for Sonic?" he suggested, trying to sound pleasant, although he was frustrated inside. "Maybe we'll meet this stupid Rastafarian person on the way!"
"SPLENDID!" Sally screeched. Tails cringed.
Shadow casually walked back as if he was casually passing by for no casual reason.
"You're still loitering here? Where did this girl come from anyway?" he asked casually.
"I don't know." Tails replied. "Tell us if you see a Rastafarian...or Sonic."
Tails and Sally began running down the street in search for Sonic, as Shadow casually stared at the movie ad sign in the window.
"Alpha and Omega? Sounds sucky." he said casually, then casually walked off.

They weren't even close to getting out of town when Sally Acorn was distracted by McDonald's because of their giant poster of a Ronald McDonald with Sonic's head pasted over the original human one, with some clown make-up plus added.
"Ooh, Mickey Dee's!" Sally exclaimed, vibrating like Birdo. "Treat me to a McDouble?"
"No!" Tails snapped. "We don't have time for McDonald's! Let's go!"
"Fine!" Sally Acorn turned her head. After a few repulsive hacking sounds, she turned back around holding a handful of rings covered in drool.
"Ew!" Tails yelled, forgetting they were standing just outside of the McDonald's door. A hippo taking orders gave Tails a dirty look. "Well, uh, if it's enough..."
"Yay! I love Mickey Dee's!" Sally exclaimed, her eyes going in complete opposite directions as she leaped at the door and flung it open. She hobbled over to the till and slapped her slobbery rings on the counter.
"Can I have two McDouble combos, please?" she paused. "Actually, make that one McDouble combo and one Big Mac combo!"
"Um, that would be eleven rings please..." the creepy hippo that gave Tails a dirty look said. She took eleven of the sixteen rings Sally had puked-up.
"What drinks would you like?" the Hippo asked.
"Um...Orange Drank and Coca-Cola please!" Sally replied. "The drank is for the McDouble combo, the Coke's for the other oh one." Sally turned and looked at the door, her mouth hanging open. She gestured for Tails to come inside.
Tails sighed and walked in.
"You know, shouldn't we be looking for the Rastafarian and Sonic instead of eating McDonald's?" he asked.
A medium-sized and a large-sized drink were placed on the counter with a tray. Sally put the straws in the drinks and handed the large drink to Tails.
"What the heck!" he cried. "Why do I get the giant one? I'm eight!"
"You look a little undersized. I decided I would beef you up a bit!" Sally replied. Two burgers and two things of fries were placed onto the Hamburgler covered tray. The creepy hippo even decided to add an outdated Happy Meal toy as an added bonus for no reason. Sally picked up the tray and plopped-down at a booth right beside a young creepy elephant mom with screaming triplets.
"Seriously?" Tails mumbled to himself. Sally passed the Big Mac and large fries over to Tails, and began eating her McDouble. Half-way through her second bite, she noticed the toy and dropped her MCDOUBLE on the tray.
"I JUST LOVE THE TOYS!" she screamed, tearing the plastic apart. She threw it at one of the baby elephant's head, which caused it to scream even louder.
Sally Acorn stared at the toy for what felt like hours. It was a very creepy outdated toy of Knuckles (or what appeared to be) smiling very freakishly with a thumbs-up.
Finally Sally pressed a button that was on his back.
"NOW THAT'S A BULL'S EYE! HURR HURR HURR!" it screamed in a freakish voice that sounded nothing like Knuckles whatsoever.
What the heck! Thought Tails. That's the worst impression of Knuckles I've ever seen! And why does he sound like a guy Sally Acorn?
"IT'S THE RASTAFARIAN GUY!" Sally screamed, throwing the Knuckles toy in Tails' face. It pressed the button again by accident.
"LET'S GET CRACKING WITH GRADE A EGGS! HURR HURR HURR!" it screeched.
"Ugh!" Tails tossed it at the table. "He's not Rastafarian, he doesn't look like Sonic, and he doesn't laugh like that toy!"
"Whatever!" Sally yelled. She grabbed the toy and Tails' arm, pulling him out of the restaurant.
"CHAOS CONTROL!" she screamed, and they teleported away.