Disclaimer: I hate disclaimers. As if Jo would write something on Fanfic, anyway, so none of us are her. Besides, authors have to, like, sell themselves to their publishers. Then the publishers own everything they do with writing, so it would be, like, illegal for Jo to type on fanfic, anyway, though she does read them. But one day, when my novel is published? I'm going to create another penname and review on the fanfics people do of it . 'Cos I think that'd be fun. Though I'd say my name was Brigit or something…

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Sirius and Ebony lounged on a couch, every now and then glancing over their shoulders to make sure no one was near enough to see what they were writing. Finally, Ebony sat back.

"Okay, call in the rest of the Stud Club," she said.

Sirius pulled out a small hand mirror. "Reeeeeeeeeeemus, Peeeeeeeete, come to the Coooooooooommon Rooooooooom. This is your cooooooooooonscience speeeeeeeeaking. Aaaaaaaaaaalso, give Sirius one thoooooooooooousand Gaaaaaaaalleons." Sirius made his voice all spooky and strange. Remus and Peter didn't know that Sirius had planted the other two mirrors in their bags. Soon enough, Remus entered the common room. He was walking funny, kind of like a zombie.

"Sirius," he said, his voice monotone, his eyes zoned out. "I had this strange compulsion to give you one thousand Galleons. Here you go." He started pulling Galleons out of his pocket.

Sirius stared as Ebony giggled. She knew leprechauns' gold when she saw it. Then Remus grinned evilly and the gold vanished. "Sirius, will you ever learn?"

Sirius pouted. "Meanie."

"So why am I here?"

"Wait for Pete."

Remus shook his head. "He was stuffing his face, I don't think he'll listen to his 'conscience.'"

"Okay, then!" Ebony said brightly. Both boys looked at her. "What?" They shook their heads. "WHAT?" No one said anything. Ebony made an exasperated noise and picked up the piece of parchment she and Sirius had been working on. "So, here's the plan—"

"Plan for what?" asked Remus.

Ebony rolled her eyes. "Were you not listening?"

"You didn't explain anything!"

"I didn't?" the girl thought for a moment. "Wow, you're right."

"Now I see how you can understand Sirius."

The ebony haired teenagers looked at each other. "I'm not sure if that's an insult or a complement."

"Neither am I," Remus teased.

"You will pay for that," Ebony told him.

"I'll miss ya, mate," Sirius said.

"Anyway, our plan is to get Lily and James together."

Remus rolled his eyes. "Eb, you may have noticed, but we've been trying to do that for years."

Ebony grinned wickedly. "Not my way, you haven't." Sirius and Remus looked at each other. Ebony understood the glance perfectly. "Oh yes boys, be very afraid."

A/N: Heeeeeeeeeey kids, it's me. I love you all dearly. You're lovely, gorgeous, fabulous people who I adore SOOOO much! Now that I've flattered you, I'm going to provide you with some entertainment! There's this little funny looking button in the bottom right corner, and it says 'SUBMIT REVIEW'. Click it and it does a trick!