Unexpected Results
Ch.3
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.
It was a calm rainy night at England's house and England was ready to go to bed. It had been a rather long day for him what with having to go through the World Meeting and with having to deal with the stress of telling Prussia about his pregnancy. Luckily for England Prussia took to the fact that he was going to be a dad rather well and he even promised to help England through this. While England was happy that Prussia was not going to make him go through this alone, he was a little less then thrilled at the idea of telling Prussia's brother about the pregnancy. Telling Germany that Prussia had gotten him knocked up and that he was now going to be an uncle just did not seem like something that would end well.
However Prussia was dead set on telling his brother about this and England knew there was no way to change the white haired male's mind. Ah well there was really nothing that England could do about it other than hope that everything turns out alright in the end. Hopefully Germany would take everything relatively well, but England just had a feeling that things would not go well…
Today's meeting seemed to be going as it usually would, but their where two things about this meeting that just made everything feel a little strange for Germany. Those two reasons came in the form of England and Germany's own brother Prussia. Today Prussia had actually woken up at a rather early time and he actually went to the meeting hall with Germany and Italy instead of going with Spain and France. Also, the second that they had gotten to the meeting room Prussia made a beeline straight to England before he sat down next to the English nation and started to talk to England. Prussia was talking quietly enough that Germany could not really hear what he was saying but he had heard the words tell, today, and needs to know.
England was talking even softer then Prussia so Germany could not tell what he was saying at all, but the expressions that he was making seemed to say enough. England went from neutral, to angry, and then to worry all in the short time frame of five minutes. Also during their talk every couple of minutes or so they would look over at the German nation before they would turn their attention back to each other. Since they would keep looking at him Germany started to think they were talking about him, but he had no clue on what they could be saying. Well whatever it was that they were talking about they talked right up to the beginning of the meeting.
Even having Spain and France walk into the room did not stop Prussia from talking to England. Sure Prussia gave his two friends a quick hello, but he did not move from his spot next to England and he never stopped talking to England. The meeting itself had want on as it usually did, but England and Prussia continued to act kind of odd. England was being relatively quiet today and every once in awhile he would look over at Germany and give him an almost worried look. However Prussia seemed rather relaxed and calm, but he was wearing a grin that seemed to say 'I know something you don't know'.
Honestly this was really starting to bug the German nation, but he could do nothing but just try and ignore the two other nations and continue with his job of trying to keep some type of order during the world meeting. Soon enough the meeting ended and the nations started to leave to room. Eventually all of the nations where out of the room and the only ones still their where Germany, Italy, Prussia, and England. Italy was by Germany's side in a matter of seconds and Germany could not help but smile ever so slightly at his happy go lucky Italian boyfriend.
However that small smile immediately disappeared when he heard Prussia call out "Hey West we need to talk to you!"
Germany looked over at Prussia and sighed before he asked "Bruder what is it that you want to talk about?"
Prussia just grinned at him and said "It's about something important and you might want to sit down for this."
Italy looked over at Prussia and asked "Should I leave?"
Prussia just continued to grin as he looked over at Italy and said "No, you can hear this too Italy."
Right after Prussia said this England slammed his hands down onto the table that he was sitting at before he yelled out "Prussia I thought we were only telling Germany about this?"
Prussia just looked over at England before he said "Oh come on England, I'm sure if we ask nicely Italy will be able to keep it a secret."
England just glared at Prussia and said "Prussia we where only telling Germany."
"England it's only one other person that we are telling. We won't tell anyone else about this so just let me tell Italy too."
Prussia was going to stubborn about this and England knew it. England was really not in the mood to fight about this and he knew Prussia was not going to give up on this.
"Fine, but you are only telling Germany and Italy." England said as he gave Prussia a rather harsh glare.
Prussia just gave England a grin as a response before he looked away from England and over to Germany and Italy.
"Well take a seat this is going to take awhile."
Prussia then walked over to the empty seat next to England and sat down. Italy and Germany just sat down in the seats across from the two other nations and once everyone was sitting down England started to speak.
"Germany the reason why we need to talk to you is that I'm… Well, I am…" England stopped speaking before he just looked down at the table and started to blush so badly that he was about as red as a tomato.
Prussia just started to laugh before he said "What England is trying to say is that I, the awesome Prussia, have knocked him up so I am going to be a father. Congratulations West, you're going to be an uncle!"
The second after Prussia finished his sentence Germany's jaw dropped and his eyes widened in shock. Prussia a father and he himself would be an uncle? So that would mean England is…. Slowly but surely everything was starting to connect in Germany's shocked mind and the second everything was connected was the second Germany was sure his world had been turned upside down.
"England's pregnant?" Germany had shouted so loudly that it practically echoed around the empty room.
England seemed to sink slightly in his chair and his red blush just seemed to grow even brighter then what it was. Prussia just gave Germany a huge smile that seemed to almost say that he was rather proud of the fact that he had gotten the English nation pregnant.
"Yep, England's pregnant!"
Germany just put his head into his hands and started to groan. This could not be happening, this had to be a dream a very bad dream that he would wake up from. Germany could feel the headache of the century coming on and he had a feeling that his headache would be there for a long time. As Germany started to rub is forehead, Italy started to smile before he said "Vee~ England's pregnant? I'm so happy for you two! How far along are you? How long does a pregnancy last?"
England looked over at Italy and gave him a week smile before he said "I'm about four weeks along and from my knowledge pregnancies last about nine months or so."
Germany could not believe that he was hearing this and he found it rather amazing that Italy seemed to be reacting rather well to the news. "How is this even possible?" Germany asked.
"Well on the night that we had sex I happened to be in my Britannia Angel form and the magic of that form ended up causing me to become pregnant." Germany could feel his headache getting even worse after he heard England say that.
"Did you take a test to prove this?" The German nation asked as he finally lifted his head out of his hands and looked over at England.
England just nodded his head and said "I took ten tests and all of them said I was pregnant."
Germany gave a rather big sigh before he asked "Alright so you're pregnant, but I have a question. Your both nations so what would your child be?"
Italy tilted his head slightly towards the side and asked "Are you asking if the baby will be a nation?"
Germany nodded his head and said "That's exactly what I'm asking."
England got a rather thoughtful look on his face before he said "Well it would make sense that the child would be a nation. I mean we are both nations so it would make sense that our child would be like us." Prussia leaned back in his chair and asked "Hey would it be possible that our kid could end up being the personification of a major city?"
The three other nations looked over at Prussia and gave him a questioning look only to have Prussia say "What? We were throwing out ideas as to what the kid would be so I just decided to throw out an idea of my own."
Germany just shook his head a little before he said "Well I suppose we will get an answer to this question after the child is born. My next question is this, you going to tell anyone else about this?"
England just crossed his arms and said "Hell no."
Italy just blinked a few times in confusion before he asked "But what are you going to do once you start showing? You can't really hide that can you?"
England was quite for a few minutes before he said "I just won't come to the meetings once my stomach gets way too big to hide. You can cover for me can't you Germany?"
Germany just slowly nodded his head before he said "I suppose I could, but it's going to be hard. Everyone is going to start asking questions if you're miss too many meetings so try to go to as many as you can. Also, what are you going to do once the child is born? You can't keep it hidden from the world forever."
England just sighed a little before he said "We can tell the other nations about the child after it's born, but only after it's born. I already know that the gits like America and France are going to have a field day when they find out that I was pregnant. I don't need them seeing me when I am pregnant."
Right after England said that, Prussia clapped his hands together and asked "Alright is that all of the questions?"
Germany just nodded his head slowly and said "That's all of the questions I have for now anyway."
Prussia just started to grin as he said "Great then I have something to say."
Prussia then placed his hand on England's shoulder and said "I'll be living with England from now on."
Both Germany and Italy looked at Prussia with wide eyes before they shouted out at the exact same time "Say what now?"
Prussia just continued to grin as he said "You heard me, I'm going to stay with England from now on. I promised him I would help him through the pregnancy and I would help him take care of the kid too. I can't do that if I'm all the way at West's house so it would just be easier if moved into your house."
England immediately opened his mouth to argue with him but Prussia immediately cut him off by saying "You are not changing my mind."
England quickly looked over at Germany and gave him a look that seemed to yell out 'help me'. Germany just crossed his arms and closed his eyes.
"England…" Germany said slowly before he stopped talking.
England just gave Germany a confused look and the German male just opened his eyes and gave the English nation a very serious look.
"Good luck, you're going to need it." The German man said simply before he gave the English man a weak smile.
With those words England's fate had been sealed, he was stuck with Prussia now and England knew right then and there that his once quite life had officially ended…..
It was nighttime yet again and England had one hell of a long day. Not only did he tell Germany about the fact that he was now going to be an uncle, but he also had Prussia basically moved into his house and it looked like he was there to stay. What made things worse for England was the fact Germany had said that he would send all of Prussia's stuff to England's house after this month's week meeting was over. It seemed Germany was all on board with having Prussia live with England and that thought alone made England mentally groan. Today had not gone the way that England had planned it to and after everything that had happened today England was officially worn out mentally.
However there was one good thing that came out of this day and that was the fact that he now had someone (more like some people) who could watch the child if needed someone to babysit. Italy had happily offered to babysit the child with Germany and before Germany could say a word England happily accepted the offer. Germany was a little less than thrilled at the fact that he had been signed up for babysitting duty, but his fate had been sealed and now he was stuck as England's number one babysitting service along with his pasta loving boyfriend. After the babysitting offer was made (and accepted) the rest of the day went by like a blur. England and Prussia had stopped off at the hotel and picked up Prussia's things and his little yellow bird, Gilbird.
By the time the two nations had gotten to England's house it was ten p.m. and England was ready to go to bed. England had been quick to show Prussia the guest room and once Prussia knew where his room was he wasted no time in going back to his room. Once in his room England changed into his pajamas crawled into his bed and closed his eyes so that he could finally sleep. However right when he was about to fall asleep he started to hear some very loud knocking at his door. England gave a loud groan before he yelled out "What!"
The door creaked open only to revel Prussia in all his pajama wearing (awesome) glory. Gilbird was sitting on his shoulder and England could clearly see the smirk that was on Prussia's face. Prussia walked into the room rather confidently before he plopped himself down on the bed beside England. Gilbird flew off from his spot on Prussia's shoulder and over to one of the many pillows that where on the English man's bed before it landed gently unto the pillow and gave a little chirp of happiness. Once Gilbird was off his shoulder Prussia lied down on the bed and started to make himself comfortable.
"What the bloody hell do you think you are doing?" England hissed out as he glared at the white haired man.
Prussia slipped over so that he was lying on his side and looking at England before he said "I'm sleeping in here with you. You never know what could happen to you when you're pregnant."
England's glare just grew a bit harsher as he said "I'm only four weeks pregnant!"
Prussia just gave the British man a grin as he said "So? Anything can happen."
England just sighed when he heard Prussia say this. Honestly he was way too tired to deal with this right now and he just really wanted to sleep.
Much against his better judgment, England murmured out "Fine you can stay, but just for tonight."
Prussia let out a little laugh before he said "Awesome! Good night England!"
And right after Prussia said that he closed his eyes and fell asleep all within a matter of two minutes. England just blinked a few times in slight amazement as he moved his gaze from the sleeping Prussian and over to the little yellow chick that was looking at him.
"How was he able to fall asleep that fast?" England asked more to himself then to the bird.
Gilbird just titled its little head to the side slightly before it gave England a little chirp as an answer. The bird then closed its eyes and fell asleep much at the same speed as its master had. Seeing how he was now the only one still awake England just sighed a little before he closed his eyes and attempted to fall asleep himself. Eventually England ended up finally falling asleep and once the British man was asleep Prussia's arm found its way around England's waist. Once his arm was around England's waist he pulled the British man toward him so that he was leaning against his chest. Once the sleeping British man was leaning against him Prussia started to give an ever so faint smile….
Motif: You want the paragraphs be no more than 5 lines? Alright I will try and remember to do that from now on, but I will apologize in advance if I forget.
AmberxLion26: Thank you so much for telling me about the comedian, Michael McIntyre. I looked him up and I thought he was really funny. Also the act you told me about in your review does sound like something England would say. It did give me a bit of inspiration so thank you again.
Anyway, so this was chapter 3. It looks like Italy took the news to England being pregnant rather well. I don't think the same could be said for Germany. It may just be me, but I get the feeling that Italy takes most things in relative stride. On another note, it seems like most of my reviews don't think Prussia will be able to keep the fact that he is going to be a dad a secret. Well, you will all find out if Prussia will be able to keep it a secret in future chapters. Also, in case anyone was wondering yes I am planning on making the baby a nation or a city. The baby does have two nations as parents so it would only make sense if the child was a nation or a city as well. However, I have not yet figured out just what I want the baby to be so if any of you guys know what nation, city, or territory that the baby should be please feel free to tell me in your review. Also, out of curiosity just what gender do you think the baby will be? I already have a gender picked out for the baby, but I am curious to know what you guys think it will be. Anyway, I will try and get the next chapter out as soon as possible so please review and don't flame.