.:Chapter Four:. Warning: majorly intense yaoi at the end... read at own risk!
The sun rose that morning and neither of the genin awoke. Two hours after training had started, Kakashi started to wonder just where they were.
"Kakashi-sensei... where's Naruto and Sasuke? They should have been here by now..." Sakura worried. Apparently, she had been thinking the same thing.
"Hn... I'm not sure... Sakura. Stay here. I think I need to stop by and check on those two..." With that, the jounin disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving his kunoichi student standing there looking bewildered.
Kakashi had appeared outside of Sasuke's house, knowing that's where the two had gone last night. He had suspected something would happen if they read it, but he never expected to find the two laying in bed, practically naked, together. Sitting on Sasuke's windowsill, Kakashi shook his head at them.
"Oh boy... what did you two do... Hn?" He leapt onto Sasuke's floor and picked up the glass that Sasuke had drunken from. He smelt it and immediately recognized it.
"Sake...?" He asked aloud, then looked at the two genin sleeping on the bed. "Now... which one of you got drunk last night...?" Kakashi slowly walked over to the two and smelt both their breath. "Sasuke...?" He sighed slowly, noticing Sasuke was pretty much completely naked and Naruto just had his top off. "Interesting..." He said slowly.
"Sasuke. Naruto. Wake up..." He said slightly louder. Two blue orbs flickered open and looked blurrily at Kakashi. Naruto sat up and rubbed his eyes.
"Kakashi-sensei...?" He said slowly.
"Yes... now, you're not drunk, right? Naruto?" He said, holding the glass up. Naruto leapt up and scrambled to get his normal black undershirt and orange/blue jacket, but was stopped by Kakashi when the jounin grabbed his wrist and twisted it backwards, disabling his free movement. "Naruto...?"
"I'm not drunk, I swear!"
"And, Sasuke?"
The blonde stopped and looked at Kakashi's serious expression. He was going to lie, but found himself unable to do it.
"He... He's not drunk... anymore... I don't think..." Honestly, he didn't know much about alcohol. But, he knew enough to say the basic facts. The jounin sighed and let him go.
"Alright... you should go home now, Naruto..."
"WHAT! But, Kakashi-sensei! I didn-"
"Naruto. I told you to go home!"
"But what about Sas-"
"He'll be with me."
Naruto stared at Kakashi with a blank expression.
"Al- Alright..."
"Sakura's waiting for you at the training grounds. I don't want her to be alone for too long, wondering where I am, so go tell her I'll be there in a while and you stay with her until I get there, clear?"
With hesitation, Naruto nodded.
"F-...fine..." His voice was light and defeated. He slowly got up and walked to the door. Turning back once, he took another glance and Kakashi gave him a glare. Knowing he couldn't win this argument, he walked out the door.
The jounin turned back to the sleeping genin and sighed with a new sorrow.
"Sasuke-kun... wake up..." He cooed lightly in the Uchiha's ear. Sasuke stirred lightly and opened one eye slightly. An extremely blurry vision of his sensei came into view.
He tried to push himself up, but a searing pain swept through his head and he was brought to the bed once more.
"Agh!" Sasuke grabbed his head with both hands, completely forgetting everything around him.
"Easy, Uchiha..." Kakashi gently took Sasuke and brought the genin to an upright position. The Uchiha didn't seem to have control over his body at the moment and groaned with pain, breathing heavily as his sensei felt his forehead. "It's called hangover..." He said slowly. Sasuke weakly let his head fall back onto Kakashi's chest to look up at him.
"Sen...sei...?" He asked, his voice extremely light. He shut one eyes closed with great force to ease the pain in his head.
"Shh... don't speak..." The jounin said as he eased the Uchiha into a slight inclining position on his bed. He eased covers gently over the genins' body for comfort. "Don't come to class today... or the rest of the week for that..." He added. Sasuke stared blurrily at him.
"Wha... what?" He asked. He was feeling more lightheaded than ever. Kakashi sighed.
"Sasuke..." He shook his head and smiled down pitifully at the Uchiha. "Did Naruto do this to you...?"
"Naru...to...?" He didn't quite understand. Hangover was a bad thing for a thirteen-year-old.
"Never mind... I'll ask you when you're fully sober..." The jounin smiled and lifted his mask. He kissed an unaware Sasuke on the lips lightly and stood straight. He then took Sasuke's clothes and redressed him. "You need to have some dignity... honestly... I've never seen you like this before..." The jounin smiled and stood straight once more. "There..." He said slowly. A pain of sorrow struck him like a dart as he noticed something very familiar. Too familiar... in fact... Kakashi saw himself lying there in that bed. He remembered what had happened after he had gotten drunk, how terrible and sick he had felt, and he had a new pity for the genin. Reminiscing upon that, he couldn't help but feel sorry for Sasuke.
"Sensei..."
"Hn?"
"Where... Naruto...?" He muttered sloppily. Kakashi sighed.
"He's at the training grounds with Sakura... don't worry about him, though... You need to rest and me and him will be by after class to see how you're feeling, okay?"
Sasuke's vision went in and out of focus repetitively.
"O...kay..." He couldn't keep himself at it anymore and drifted into a painful sleep. Kakashi watched him for a moment, then pulled up his mask and headed for the training grounds.
"Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura cried happily as the jounin poofed back to class.
"Yo..." He said slowly and waltzed over to Naruto. "He's fine..." He whispered while passing him, meaning Sasuke. Naruto let out a sigh of relief and a smile creased his lips.
"Good..." He whispered. Sakura stood back, wondering what the two were just whispering so seriously about. She also wondered if, for the first time, she had seen a passionate smile instead of a goofy one from Naruto. Cocking her head, she decided it was best not to ask.
Training passed, ending early today, one-half-hour later and Sakura went home. Kakashi and Naruto immediately left for Sasuke's house.
"C'mon! Hiaku, Kakashi-sensei!" The blonde tugged at the jounin's wrist as the two hurried over to Sasuke's.
"Alright... alright... Geez... Slow down for a second, okay?" Kakashi brought Naruto to his side. The genin looked questioningly at his sensei. "Now... you're gonna tell me just what happened between you two last night and how the hell Sasuke got so drunk..." Naruto stopped.
"Wha- What?" He exclaimed, surprised.
"Now," Kakashi stated firmly. The kyuubi backed down.
"F-fine..." And told him everything that had happened.
Three minutes later...
"...and that's when I fell asleep... I don't remember anything after that accept that you woke me up and demanded I leave..." Naruto growled the last part. Kakashi smirked.
"Ah, yes... Well... I don't think you two are old enough to be-"
"Old enough? Oh, YOU'RE one to talk!" Naruto crossed his arms and looked to the right, avoiding Kakashi's gaze. The jounin thought on this for a moment.
"I see you read it?"
"Not all of it... yet..."
"Yet?"
"Yet."
Those were the last words spoken until five minutes later, when they arrived at Sasuke's.
"Sasuke-kun!" Naruto burst through the door, full of worry for his male companion. Kakashi closed the door as the blonde ran to Sasuke and jumped onto the bed at Sasuke's feet and crawled over him. "Are... are you okay...?"
"A little drunk... but, yeah..." Sasuke said with a direct death glare sent in Naruto's direction.
"I... I'm sorry!"
Sasuke growled at the blonde, getting extremely annoyed with his antics.
"Why'd you give me that alcohol?"
"Be... because..."
"Tell me!" Sasuke tried to grab Naruto but missed by practically a mile. That's when Kakashi stepped in.
"Enough, you two..." He growled, catching Sasuke from falling forwards.
"But, Kakashi! He-"
"I said that's enough, Sasuke!" The jounins' voice was more firm now and Sasuke got the picture. Kakashi laid him back down in his original position and leaned back casually, watching the duo with interest.
Sasuke was still glaring at Naruto, who was furiously blushing and looking slightly hurt. The Uchiha released an aggravated sigh.
"Look... I'm sorry, okay?" He said in an annoyed tone. Naruto perked up.
"Really?"
"I guess..."
That was all it took. Naruto jumped into a deep embrace with the Uchiha and pecked him on the lips.
"I knew I was irresistible!"
If Sasuke hadn't had a terrible hangover and could actually tell what he was doing, he would've smacked the living daylights out of him. But, he was still slightly intoxicated and let Naruto keep the hug firm.
"Dobe..." He growled, but, nevertheless, put his arm around Naruto. Kakashi smirked.
'Just like me and Iruka... poor kids...' He thought, slightly amused, slightly hurt. "Alright, you two... I won't interfere in your 'personal' lives, but I'm telling you now. No more alcohol. Got it? Sasuke? Naruto?" The jounin asked, a mix of amusement and sternness in his voice. Naruto laughed. Sasuke glared at them both.
"Okay, Kakashi-sensei! You don't have to worry about me! Believe it!" The blonde yelled in his annoying 'I'm-gonna-become-Hokage' voice.
"I know... It's Sasuke I'm worried about..." Kakashi snickered at the look he got from the genin. It was interesting and rare to see him so angry and not being able to do anything at all to harm him. He turned without giving the Uchiha time to respond and poofed off in a cloud of white smoke. The duo on the bed stared after him, wondering just where the hell he went, but eventually realized that could never be answered.
Naruto stretched out on Sasuke and twirled a couple strands of his raven hair around his index finger. He looked more like a neko than a kitsune. The Uchiha cocked his head unintentionally as Naruto felt his body tense.
"You okay, Sasuke-teme...?" He said in a taunting voice and stripped Sasuke down once more. The Uchiha let him peel his shirt off and his pants. But, getting to his boxers was just too much. Even for Uchiha Sasuke.
"Hmm...? Whatssa matter?" Naruto asked, feeling Sasuke suddenly grab his right wrist before adventuring where it shouldn't.
"Not that far down, dobe... I have limits, you know..." He said quietly. The blonde smirked.
"I don't..." He replied seductively. Sasuke knew that was an 'okay' signal for him to strip the other genin down to bare also. He smiled and put both of his cold hands up Naruto's shirt, feeling his chest. The blonde tensed ever-so-slightly, then relaxed and put his full weight on Sasuke.
The Uchiha took his shirt and jacket from him, then went for his pants.
"Now we're even, dobe..." He said with a smirk.
"Even...? I don't think so..." Naruto leaned forward and his light-pink tongue felt velvety on Sasuke's. They deeply exchanged saliva until the both of them had forgotten everything around them. Sasuke came out of the kiss for a moment and smirked at the blonde's close face.
"That was unlike you... I'm supposed to be the lead, not you..."
"Oh? And who made that idea...?" They went into a kiss once more, not being able to take another few seconds away from each other. Sasuke's hand then crept to Naruto's boxers.
"You're so cold, Sasuke-kun..."
"Then, you'll just have to warm me up, hun..." He then proceeded to lick Naruto's lips. The kyuubi drew back ever so slightly, feeling Sasuke's newfound touch.
"Sa-Sasuke...kun..." He whined lightly and squirmed out of the covers. The Uchiha sighed and withdrew, smirking all the while.
"Can't handle it, scardey-cat?" Sasuke taunted. Naruto flushed a vibrant red and his cerulean eyes softened to a shade of ice-cream blue.
"Teme... I... I-"
"You don't have to say it... I already know. We wouldn't be lying here naked if you didn't, darling," He thought for a moment. "That's another thing... if this is going to work... you have to be the wife, okay?" Naruto stared at him.
"What?" He asked with slight force. The blonde was about to complain more, but Sasuke cut him off with another passionate kiss.
Kakashi walked aimlessly around Konohagakure. He wasn't really headed anyplace in particular, but his feet were aiming for Iruka's, as was his mind.
Iruka happened to be teaching at the time...
"KONOHAMARU! STAY THERE!" The chestnut-haired shinobi yelled angrily as the little academy student dashed around the classroom.
"NEVER!" Konohamaru screamed wildly. Iruka was chasing after him. Moegi and Udon were right behind Iruka, chasing after Konohamaru. The classroom was in a fit of laughter.
"KONOHAMARU!"
"IF YOU CAN CATCH ME, I'LL STAY PUT! WAHAHA!"
Kakashi walked up to the big window outside of Iruka's classroom and peered inside. Seeing the scene, he blinked twice, rubbed his eye, then looked again.
"What is he...doing...?" He whispered slowly.
On the inside...
Iruka wheeled around suddenly and snagged Udon and Moegi with a smirk on his face.
"Caught you..." He growled and put them on his shoulders. Konohamaru was still running and screaming... right in Iruka's direction. The chuunin held out a hand signaling 'halt' and the academy student opened his eyes just in time to see what had happened.
"EH!-?" He slid to a halt and tried to turn and run, but Iruka caught him by the scarf and yanked him backwards, making him fall over.
"I've told you before... I WILL SEND YOU TO TSUNADE-SAMA AND WHEN I DO, SHE'LL NOT BE PLEASED, SO YOU THREE BETTER STRAIGHTEN OUT THIS INSTANT!" The chuunin yelled annoyedly. The trio gulped. Moegi broke down in tears, Udon sniffed, blinked, and murmured worry under his breath, and Konohamaru started throwing a fit. Kakashi smirked from the outside. He knew Iruka couldn't handle it any more and sighed.
"Konohamaru! No! Moegi! Stop! Udon! Wait!" The trio were now directing themselves in three different directions and Iruka lost hold of them. The three ran around the classroom and giggled, as did their many classmates. Iruka could've sworn he'd break down and cry, but Kakashi stepped in just in time.
Iruka looked up just in time to see Kakashi appear in a puff of smoke and snag all three of them, somehow, at once. The chuunin blinked and the class whispered their amazement to themselves.
"LEMME GO! LEMME GO!" Konohamaru yelled, flailing about wildly. Kakashi sighed and threw the academy student at Iruka, who, surprisedly, caught him and held on tight, sending a quick glare at the jounin as he fell over.
"Iru-kun... when're you free...?" Kakashi asked as he handed Udon to Iruka. He still kept a firm hold on Moegi, knowing three was too much for a mere chuunin to handle on his own. Iruka looked up and their eyes met. A feeling of warmth came up to his cheeks as he gulped and blushed wildly at the jounins' stare.
"I could use a break right now..." Iruka sighed, lightly. "Maybe Shikamaru could cover for me... it'd be good training for him..." He added with a smile. Kakashi would've blushed if he were someone else.
"I suppose... wanna take a little walk, Iru-kun...?" He leaned in and helped Iruka up, giving him a quick peck on the cheek as he did so. Iruka blushed and the Moegi let out a muffled fangirlish squeal. Konohamaru, Udon, and the rest of the class blinked wildly. Some 'ooed' and the girls 'awed' at the duo. Iruka gulped hearing them and coming back to reality and straightened out.
"Er... I'll be going somewhere now, okay, class?" He cleared his throat and tried his best to look professional. "Nara Shikamaru will be your new sensei! Although he's young, treat him better than you'd treat me... and NO fooling around! Got it?"
"Yes, Iruka-sensei..." The class chimed in unison.
"Going to make-out, Iruka-sensei?" Konohamaru taunted.
"Oh, that's so romantic!" Moegi batted her eyelashes. The rest of the class leaned in with interest. Iruka was caught off guard.
"Wha-? Er... I, um..." He suddenly felt Kakashi's arm around his shoulder and his weight adding onto his own.
"Yes. We're gonna go make out and have sex in the park, now. See you!" Kakashi winked and strolled casually out of the class, dragging Iruka by the hand. The class was speechless. But, that was classic Kakashi for you! Shika walked into the class and took over.
"Shikamaru-sensei? What's 'sex'?" Was the first question he had. The pineapple looked at them.
"Wha-what?" It was all downhill from there...
Meanwhile...
"Ka-Kakashi-sensei... I don't know if... if we should have-"
"Just shut up and let me kiss you..." Kakashi pulled down his mask and leaned on Iruka. The chuunin couldn't handle the weight, being so small, and fell backwards into the grass of the field they were standing in. The jounin looked, with a smirk, over the chuunin, who was blushing and completely bewildered. Kakashi laid down on top of Iruka, then rolled to the side, pulling the chuunin closer to him.
"K-K-Ka-Kakashi-se-sensei...I-" Iruka stuttered. Kakashi cut him off with a deep kiss. His tongue pleaded for Iruka's, but the chuunin refused to open his mouth and pushed the silver-haired shinobi off him. "Kakashi! We're in public! Get a hold of yourself!" He whimpered angrily. The Hatake smirked and sat up with a sigh.
"Okay..." He glanced at Iruka, who looked hesitant.
"Kakashi..."
"Yeah?"
"Do you remember... what happened... those years ago... when I first met you...?" He asked with a blush. "Do you remember how you seduced me all those years ago...?"
"I wrote a book on it..." Kakashi said randomly. Iruka stopped.
"You..."
"Wrote a book... so I'd never forget."
The chuunin stared at him.
"Can... Can I read... it?" He asked, slightly forgetting his composure as an adult.
"Sure... after Naruto and Sasuke finish..."
"Naruto and Sasuke?"
"Hai..."
That was all that was said for a while. Iruka was worrying in his mind about everything imaginable that Naruto would be thinking of him after reading that.
"We have to get it back."
"Nande...?"
"I... I just know what Naruto's gonna think of me..." He whispered in an indirect response. Kakashi leaned back and laid down on the soft wave of emerald blades.
"Don't worry about it..." He said simply. Iruka stared at him.
"Don't worry about it? What wouldn't I worry about it! They're only thirteen-!"
"And what age were you and I?"
That stopped him.
"Well, Iruka-kun...?"
"You were thirteen..."
"And you were twelve. Exactly. See?" Kakashi glanced at Iruka from his laying-down position. Before he could comprehend, the chestnut-haired chuunin was on top of him, crying into his jounin vest.
"There, there..." Kakashi sighed and rubbed his back. Iruka was hurt from all the things he had remembered. Everything. Kakashi. The kyuubi... his parents and the villagers... Naruto. The chuunin hiccupped and hugged Kakashi tighter, muffling his defeated cries into his vest.
"It's okay, Iru-kun... I'm right here..." Kakashi said softly, putting his arms around Iruka's head, running his fingers through his hair. His right hand slowly drifted to the chuunin's hair tie and pulled it out. The shinobi's hair flowed wavily to around his face, his eyes slightly reddened.
"Kakashi-nii-sama..." He whined through sobs and hiccups. Kakashi stared painfully at Iruka's hurt expression, then, without warning, a full-out kiss enveloped them both. The world around them was forgotten as their bodies relaxed and soothed one another's. It was a feeling of intense passion for each other's love. Kakashi's sullen hand crept up Iruka's vest and shirt. Rubbing his soft belly, the jounin felt the chuunin's body tense slightly and removed his hand, but unbuttoned his pants instead, feeling inwardly, deeper and deeper.
Naruto was on the floor, completely naked and panting. His hair was ruffled and there were bags under his eyes. His neck was lined with hickeys and his body was weak and beaten. He couldn't move and his ass hurt more than any pain he had ever felt in the world.
"Sas...uke...te..me..." Naruto breathed between pants. Sasuke was on the bed, in better condition than Naruto, being the aggressor, but still looking the part.
"What... dobe...?" He huffed between deep inhalations of oxygen.
"I... can...t...mo...ve..." Naruto whined, growling with pain. Sasuke sat painfully straight and relaxed himself onto the floor beside the blonde.
"I'll move for you..." Sasuke breathed lightly and went in for another sucking on Naruto's neck. The blonde painfully put his head away from Sasuke's. The Uchiha glared. "What's...wrong, dobe...?"
"Sasu...ke... we can't..." The genin whispered.
"I say we can... slave..."
"I'm your lover... not your slave..."
"I say you're both..." With that, Sasuke, who was also completely bear, moved slowly on top of Naruto, who whimpered repetitively, trying to call for help. He, physically and mentally, could not take any more. But... he knew there was no way anyone could hear him. Not to mention, there was no one around to hear him. The Uchiha village was abandoned when Itachi killed everyone in it. Sasuke hadn't and was sill there. No one was around to hear him scream.
"Kakashi-kun..." Iruka broke from the kiss and sat atop Kakashi's stomach. The jounin didn't protest. The chuunin was quite light for his age and the jounin had rock-solid abs to support him.
"Hn, Iruka-kun?"
"I really think we need to get that book from Sasuke and Naruto..."
"Still sticking to your original idea?" Kakashi sighed, then gave in when he witnessed the saddest and most-pleading look from Iruka he had ever seen. "Alright, alright! We'll go check on them..." Iruka's eyes lit up and a joyous smile engulfed his lips.
"Sankyuu, Ka-sama..." He whispered as the duo got up and headed over to the Uchiha estate. Little did they know what awaited their eyes...
A/N: Erm... yeah. This chapter was difficult to type because Neji kept rubbing his chin on my laptop! Gawr... he can be annoying... Oh! Er... Neji's my cat... We named him after Hyuuga Neji, from the Naruto series... and... he meows a LOT! And... rubbing/adjusting my laptops' monitor did NOT help me... (sigh) Tell me if that was too much yaoiness... or if you'd like more... because I can do both... (I'd just prefer to do more! Wink wink...) XD Gah! I'm such a yaoi fangirl! I'm sorry! Sorry, sorry, SORRY! Gomenasai! Review please! Arigato gozaimasu! (Oh... and THANKS TO ALL MY APPRECIATED REVIEWERS! YOU GUYS ROCK!)