A/N: Hisoka and Killua convo. Dedicated to Stakstik. Takes place a day or two after the wedding! I hope you find this golden! ;D

Part One feat. FemKillua...GO! Next convo is part two - Hisoka and male Killua.

It was a little nostalgic, coming back to this café. It was a place of beginnings...wonderful beginnings.

She liked the little pressing feel of the silver wedding band as she held onto the cup of water with lemons in it. Just looking at it made her remember everything from beginning to end. The memories made her smile. Without a doubt, she was sure that Gon would accept what she ultimately decided after having a conversation with Illumi, grandpa Zeno, and Morel. She wasn't ready for a lot of things and despite the perks, she wanted to change back. She didn't tell Gon that this was why she left him in Leorio's care, so her reason for venturing home to Kukuroo Mountain was a half truth at best. She didn't tell anyone about this choice, but the chances were over a hundred percent that her husband would like seeing her as the boy she used to be.

That was a mouthful if she ever heard one.

Gon said it himself.

"Killua is Killua no matter what gender!"

That was certainly true. He also said he'd feel bad that his best friend put the effort into becoming a girl, and was going to undo those efforts. She looked at her wedding ring. Worth it.

Pouf was still the Zoldyck's waiter, even after the sheer amount of times she'd come here as a boy every time a trip to Yorknew was in order. Her thoughts shifted. She had to face the rest of her family members now. It took for Zeno and Morel to be there to stop her from trying to kill Illumi for what he did. Every morning since her and Gon's wedding, she checked his abdomen to see how his injury was doing while Leorio wasn't around. That guy would have yelled to leave it alone and let it heal. Even though Gon was a fast healer, it would without a doubt leave a permanent scar. They didn't have a first dance at the reception even though she'd learned from Knov how to dance just for the occasion.

Then there was the fact that she was already hiding a secret from Gon even though they were newlyweds for a full twenty-four hours now.

"I'm so surprised to see you here Killua-kun!"

And the source of that confounded secret had taken a seat across from her unexpectedly, "What do you want?"

"Now now. Is that any way to greet a former wedding guest?"

"Are you here to finish what you started?"

Hisoka grinned mischievously, "Do you have that Shoot friend of yours on speed dial? It was much more fun fighting the both of you together than you alone."

"You tried to kill me on my wedding day. You've got a lot of nerve coming anywhere near me."

"I'm surprised you're not huddled up with your injured husband. Why is a newlywed such as yourself here and alone? That's a bad habit you know. In horror movies, the one who wanders off gets killed."

"Well, it won't be a horror movie then. I won't be as distracted as I was the last time. I can kill you."

"Now now! Such a harsh tone! I'm friendly today. In a particularly good mood!"

"Hisoka, there is something I've been meaning to ask you."

"Oh? Ask me of all people? I don't know how I should feel about that", he grinned.

"Why did you agree to help Kurapika?"

"I cannot say."

Killua chuckled, "What did you make a promise or something?"

"Wouldn't you like to know? I did give my word. About a lot of things to this person."

Killua was a little confused. It seemed Hisoka was softening up at the thought of making a promise to the Kurta. That was weird...but got her all the more curious. She'd been too distracted to even see Hisoka at the reception, but some dots were starting to connect.

"I just remembered. I need to return something to you. I've been carrying something of yours since you'd lost it."

The Zoldyck was confused, only to look in a bit of shock when the magician pulled out her torn wedding veil.

"You dropped it so suddenly. It's the right thing to do to return something like this to its rightful owner."

"Bastard, you ripped it off when you tried to take off my head!"

"Now now. How you lost it is unimportant. But I've got your veeeeeeeil. Killua-kun, it means you're not so pure anymore. Though I'm not sure if you were so pure to begin with on your wedding day! What deception from you and Gon-kun!"

"Give me that!"

"Gon-kun has grown so much. Did he ravage you like some instinctual animal?"

"What the hell!?"

"Someone likes it rough."

Her face was getting red.

"But I am a little disappointed. I figured Gon-kun would leave not a spot of you untouched. I only see a few marks you're trying to hide. Or are you hiding more with makeup? Such a bad habit Killua-kun. People could get the wrong idea."

"Why the hell are you analyzing me!?" She reached up to put a hand over the side of her neck where she remembered there was a hickie.

"Gon-kun has grown into a bit of a freak.", the magician wagged his index finger, "And as a fellow transmuter, you can become one too."

"This conversation is not happening..."

"Even more so. Tell me, does he fight similar to how he f-"

"Leaving now..." She stood up, startling the unsuspecting Pouf who came over to greet them.

Pouf stammered, "Miss! Is there something wrong? Do you need Manager Meruem!?"

"No, I just ran into some bad company. It has nothing to do with this place."

Hisoka just kept a knowing grin, "Hope to see you soon. Oh and by the way...you forgot your veeeeeeeeeeeeeil."

Killua took a chance, reaching to snatch it from the magician's hand.

Instead, he came to a stand, reaching for the Zoldyck's hands and pulling her close and into the perfect position for a waltz, "I never did get my turn to have a dance chat with the bride."

"I will electrocute you..."

Pouf waved, "Miss, if he's bothering you! I can...!"

"What seems to be the problem here?"

Everyone turned to look at the source of the new voice.

Killua forgot that she was in Hisoka's arms. Actually, her mind just went blank. This security guard looked an awful lot like...

Pouf nodded, "Youpi! I think we do. This gentleman came to sit with this lady and now it's gotten physical!"

Hisoka quirked a brow.

The security guard, who was very red all over from the heat and certainly not from being a chimera ant, cracked his knuckles, "Sir, I advise you let the lady go."

Hisoka chuckled, "Well don't you have an ugly mug..."

Pouf backed away quietly. He knew very well that Youpi had a temper that not even yoga could fix. And they tried going to yoga together! To make matters worse, this would have to be reported to Manager Meruem, who was on break.

Youpi glared, "Say that for me one more time."

Killua was getting a little wide eyed and trying to figure out if she was seeing things.

Hisoka blinked, "Well I certainly don't feel like repeating myself. And I do enjoy this café. I guess I'll take my leave. You don't seem very interesting mister security guard."

"Interesting or not, I suggest you scat to cool your head."

Hisoka had let go of the Zoldyck, deciding to take his leave, "Okay, till we meet again Killua-kun!"

Killua just slumped back in her seat, unsure of what just happened.

Pouf came forth again, kneeling, "Are you okay miss? He didn't seem to have good intentions. Which is so weird! He was here with his girlfriend yesterday!"

Killua stared at Youpi, who was watching Hisoka leave, "Uh, he did want to give something back to me that I lost..."

Pouf blinked, "Tell me we didn't kick him out for no reason!" The manager would be pissed with him and Youpi if that was the case. He didn't want to feel the manager's wrath!

Killua shook her head, "Wait, did you say girlfriend!?"

"Well yes. A beautiful blonde! She had these red earrings I'd never seen before. I assumed that was his girlfriend because of how close they seemed. It definitely had that date atmosphere", he nodded to himself.

Killua blinked, "It can't be..."

"I swear to it. She was very cute! So I was confused when he sat down to talk to you. What a bum if he's trying to two time such a pretty thing!"

Killua had to be sure, "Was this...girl...wearing a long blue dress like garb outlined with a yellowish, goldish color?"

"Definitely! That sounds like her. She left with that guy laughing and smiling. Definitely had to be dating. What do you know her?"

"I need some air and to make a phone call. I'm not going to order anything."

Pouf nodded, "That's fine! By the way, what did that weird guy want to return anyway?"

Killua looked around, then narrowing her eyes, "Son of a-!" That veil was nowhere to be seen! She got up and rushed out, finding there wasn't a damn trace of the magician anywhere!