Saviour Complex
What would happen if Araragi and his harem of lolis, sisters and tsunderes attended the same high school of a certain pessimistic, social critic of a loner and his 'acquaintances' in the Service club. The bubbly and energetic Yui Yuigahama and the cold and intelligent Yukino Yukinoshita?
"I'm home Komachi, I brought friends over." Hachiman deadpanned in his usual way, Komachi hearing the disinterested voice of her older brother made her way to him, cheerful and chipper as always.
"What are you talking about Onii-chan, you don't have any friends other than Yui-san and Yukino-san…" Making her way to the door she was instantly greeted by two new faces, something which shocked Komachi.
"Wait Onii-chan has friends other than Yui-san and Yukino-san, what a shock!" In her own, Komachi can be quite the sarcastic ass like her brother.
"Ah Hikigaya, I didn't know you had such a cute little sister." Araragi accidentally slipped out his sis-con tendencies, much to the ire of Senjougahara.
"Wait a minute you over there…" Komachi points at a remorseful and squirming Araragi, "Where have I seen you before?" Before Komachi could finish her thought process, two dead giveaways made their way to the front of the door.
"Hey Komachi is your... wait Onii-chan is that you!?" blurted out a girl with short black hair and a kimono.
"Nii-chan is that you?" Next a girl with a ponytail and a yellow track suit came, her demeanour was excited by the surprise of seeing her brother.
"Tsuhiki-chan, Karen-chan what are you two doing here?" Asked Araragi, "We could ask the same thing Onii-chan what are you doing over here?" Tsuhiki asked back.
"I'm in the same service club as Hikigaya-kun over here, and the rest of the people here." Araragi replied.
"We became friends with Komachi, and she said that her brother was part of some helping club and as Heroes of Justice me and Tsuhiki couldn't help but want to meet them. But now that I know that your part of it Nii-chan, I'm not so sure anymore."
Yui was the first to speak who wasn't part of the Araragi family," Would you mind clearing things up for us Koyomin?"
"Koyomin?!" Tsuhiki and Karen shouted out at the same time, "Is this the fabled Senjougahara-san that Onii-chan has been talking about?" Tsuhiki theorized, "She seems to be Nii-chan's taste (They looked at her oppai), and the personality is right on the money!"
"I am Senjougahara-san, that over there is Yuigahama Yui another member of the service club." Senjougahara, took centre stage her frightening aura glowing over the entire room. "Don't get mad Hii-chan, they just didn't know…"
"I think we should clear this situation up before more people are confused and this devolves into a stupid misunderstanding." Hachiman, said out of nowhere.
"Just as we expected from Komachi-chan's Nii-san, he's just as straight to the point and without tact as you said." Ignoring that semi-insulting statement, Hachiman let Araragi continue in his place.
"Well Onii-chan care to explain things to your dear sisters?" Tsuhiki and Karen were both in his face, trying to calm things down he patted both their heads with a hidden smile of excitement in his face, something that the rest of the club and Komachi noticed.
"These two are Tsuhiki and Karen my two little sisters, they moved with me when I transferred to Sobu High. How did you get to know Hikigaya's little sister?" Hachiman asked.
"She was the first one to talk to us when we transferred, we knew about the club after Komachi told some funny stories about her Onii-san."
"Why'd you have to make me the subject of your middle school conversations?" Hachiman spat out, clearly annoyed his past is getting brought up without his consent.
"Don't worry Onii-Chan, I didn't bring up anything too bad." Smiling innocently, Komachi just shrugs whilst the fire sisters giggle under their breath.
"Honestly these stories, make even Nii-chan sound like a player!" Karen said whilst struggling with the urge not to laugh.
Senjougahara, not content with the topic of conversation inserted herself into the forefront of the scene. "Enough about these two sis-cons what is it that you wanted from us?"
"Don't lump me in with him, I don't love my sister that way." Hachiman said with more conviction in his voice than usual.
"I'm not a sis-con, I swear!" Araragi replied back trying to defend himself, "Oh is that so, why were you so excited with touching your own sisters then Araragi?" Hachiman retorted back.
"Koyomin, hentai! Pervert! Baka!" Yuigahama added in, "Wait, I'm not like that!" Araragi pleaded without much use. "Are you sure Nii-chan?" both Karen and Tsuhiki, posed provocatively which got Araragi to stare in lust for a bit, thus proving Hachiman's point and earning Araragi the glares of both Yui and Hitagi.
Thankfully, Yukinoshita saved him by interrupting, "All of that aside, I think it's rather rude to just bring up the subject at hand without letting ourselves be introduced right, Hitagi?"
Earning a glare from Senjougahara, Yukino continued to introduce herself. "My name is Yukinoshita Yukino and I'm the president and founder of the Service club, we don't help people we help them help themselves."
This introduction got the attention of the fire sisters, who were suckers for helping people out being heroes of justice and all that. "Just like Yukinoshita to flaunt herself and to one up Senjougahara from the get go" Hachiman thought.
The rest of the club said their introductions, with Yui's being full of bubbliness, which made her fast friends with the fire sisters. Senjougahara's introduction was passive-aggressive like usual it seems she sees the fire sisters as competition and by the end of her introduction she swore that, "Araragi was hers, and that she'd crush anybody in her way." Hachiman's introduction was boring and mundane, which somehow endeared him to Karen and Tsuhiki.
"Oh that's right!" Karen blurted out after the introductions were over, "Sen-chan's here!"
"Wait Sengoku is here? Why didn't she introduce herself?" Araragi asked, "She's probably shy with all the new people, you know she's not good with crowds." Tsuhiki answered
Dragging Nadeko from her hiding place, she was forced to introduce herself to the club. "Umm, My name is Sengoku Nadeko and it's a pleasure to meet all of Koyomi Onii-chan's friends"
Nadeko bowed to everybody in the Service Club and made courteous small talk with varying amounts of success, Yui was especially friendly and had taken quite a shine to the shy girl. Yukino was amicable, Senjougahara was cold but pleasant and Hachiman was his usual self, neither friendly nor hostile. He did however have an unnerving feeling while talking to Nadeko, he felt that she was hiding something about herself that wasn't quite right and he also noticed the looks she would give Araragi. Something wasn't quite right with that girl, naturally he left his suspicion to himself and decided to just silently observe her actions.
"Hi... Koyomi Onii-chan, it's been a while hasn't it?" Nadeko said as if she were whispering
"It has been, hasn't it Sengoku." Araragi replied back, happy to see his childhood friend again.
"You've made so many good friends like Yui Onee-Chan, I'm happy for you Koyomi Onii-chan." Nadeko said whilst smiling and laughing awkwardly."
An awkward silence pervaded the room, the atmosphere was choking the life out of everyone.
"Wait a minute, Sengoku's your last name right?" Yuigahama was the first to break the silence, "That's right, Yui Onee-Chan." Nadeko responded.
"I think you're my new neighbour, aren't you the same Sengoku's living in the apartments near Sobu high?" Yuigahama asked.
"You're right Yui Onee-Chan, we moved here after my parents got a job transfer." Explained Nadeko, "Wait you moved here, Sengoku?" asked Araragi.
"Yes, Koyomi Onii-chan." Looking into his eyes, Nadeko smiled to herself a bit happy to know that her Koyomi Onii-chan was with her.
"So you are a sis-con!" teased Senjougahara, "How many times do I have to say this, I'm not!" Araragi tried to say again
"Koyomi Onii-chan?" Senjougahara retorted, "It was an old nickname Sengoku gave me, that's all." Araragi responded back
"Sure it is, Onii-chan" Yukinoshita added in, "Not you too Yukinoshita-san!" Araragi said in mock despair, while secretly loving the fact another girl called him 'Onii-chan', which everybody noticed again.
"Koyomin you're the worst, creepy, hentai, baka!" Yuigahama spat out as well, "No my reputation, it's gone! Now everybody knows how much of pervert I am!"
Hachiman decided to give his own two cents in as well.
"Did you even have one to begin with? The whole class could see you staring at Hanekawa and Hiratsuka-Sensei's, 'assets'"
"Koyomin! baka!"
"My how rotten Araragi-Kun."
"Hanekawa-san... is that right Araragi?"
"Onii-chan, Nii-chan! who's this Hiratsuka-Sensei!?"
The only ones who didn't get involved with the tirade on Araragi was Nadeko who was too busy laughing at the situation.
Awkward exchange over, the fire sisters explained that they really didn't have anything they needed from the club and that they just wanted to dick around with them. A few hours later, and all the guests made their goodbyes. Araragi, Karen, Tsuhiki made their way home. Whilst Yui and Nadeko walked to the station by themselves it seems a budding friendship had been formed between those two.
Senjougahara and Yukinoshita were the only ones left to stay, "You know Hikigaya-kun, it's considered polite in modern society to walk two girls home."
"You shouldn't rely on Hikigaya-kun, he's not one to adhere to societies rules." Yukinoshita added in, "You know, using my own words aren't going to stop me from seeing the fact that you just called me an irresponsible bum." Hachiman countered.
Komachi hearing the conversation, said to her brother. "Just walk them home Onii-chan, two on one against you is bad odds."
"Fine Komachi, Yukinoshita and Senjougahara let's go before it gets dark." They walked their way to Senjougahara's house first, it wasn't that far away from Hachiman's house.
"You are a sis-con after all Hikigaya-kun" Senjougahara teased, "Shut up, you're not turning me into Araragi it was just a good idea to stop you both from bothering me more at home." Hachiman retorted back.
The rest of the walk went by surprisingly quiet, that was until a black car drove near the group. It was the Yukinoshita family car. An older, and beautiful woman came out of the car.
"Onee-san…" Yukino whispered silently, "Yukino-chan, Hikigaya-Kun…" Haruno made her way to Senjougahara Hitagi, two equally terrifying auras stood face to face.
"So you're Haruno-san, nice to meet you I knew Yukino back in middle school. It's good to finally meet you, my name is Senjougahara Hitagi." Senjougahara was the calmest anyone had ever seen her.
"Ahh Senjougahara-chan, nice to meet you too. Are you a new heroine for Hikigaya-kun to romance?" Haruno in her usual, teasing way was analyzing Senjougahara.
"I believe your mistaken Haruno-san, Hikigaya-kun isn't my type, societal-criticism and cynicism aren't turn ons for me. I have a boyfriend anyways" Saying all that in her wolfish smile Senjougahara just stood there calm as ever, even Hachiman was surprised. Haruno could only laugh from the response.
"Too bad Hikigaya, maybe next time with Yuigahama." Walking past Hitagi and to her sister, she said something in Senjougahara's ear. "You're quite the interesting girl Senjougahara, I'll keep tabs on you for now on."
Like that Yukinoshita and Haruno made their way home alone, it was just Hitagi and Hachiman alone. "That woman Haruno, she's scares me…" They were at Hitagi's gate, her house in sight.
"I only knew one person in my life that gave me fear and that was more a burning hatred than fear, but Haruno is different it's like she can see right through anything you do."
Hachiman, genuinely surprised by her words could only agree with Senjougahara but with a slight variation to it, "I'm afraid of Yukinoshita's older sister too, but I think I hate her just as much as I fear her."
A/N: More new characters, more fun. They won't play a significant role in this arc at the moment. But rest assured they will be involved in the story especially the monogatari girls, the actual first arc will start next chapter expect some ideals getting broken/chewed out and character development. My two favourite things in the world.
See you later Space Cowboys...
-All Day Tsundere