Chapter Four – Fourth Embarrassment: Gilbert Wears What?!
Disclaimer: If I owned APH. . . . Possibility of it being a yaoi show are high. Very high. But belongs to H.H.-sensei.
To: Ruegen and reviewers, aru!
Warnings: Yaoi. Human names used. Some fluff. x3
{Let The Crack Begin!}
"So. . . . What does mine say?"
Arthur flipped to the G's section and read:
" 'Gilbert Beilschmidt: The self-centered ex-nation. Albino, loves to drink beer and get drunk, annoying West and laugh strangely. Dating Matthew Williams, or Canada. He likes wearing dresses.' "
"The awesome me is not self-centered! And the awesome me refuses to believe that Oresama is no longer a nation, ja! Also... Bird wears dresses. Because he always insists to be the uke, not me, ja."
"Sorry . . . . That's what it says."
Gilbert stood up and picked Matthew up, went to the door and left.
Alfred shrugged.
"What does it say about me?"
" 'Alfred F. Jones: An idiotic hamburger lover. Secretly dating England or Arthur Kirkland. I'm surprised he isn't obese yet.' I agree with the last part! You should be obese now, from eating those bloody hamburgers."
"Shut up, dude! Not cool, not cool!"
"Like, aren't you forgetting someone?"
Feliks appeared behind Alfred, and quickly flipped to the F's.
" 'Feliks Łukasiewicz: Short, blonde, and annoying. Likes to crossdress. Talks in a 'Valley girl' accent. Dating Toris Laurinaitis, or Lithuania."
"Like, I'm not annoyinggg. Ivan is more annoying than I am."
They looked up in surprise when Francis turned the page and saw his name.
"Read it, Arthur."
"Oh, no, you read the bloody thing yourself!"
"I don't feel like arguing, so fine~. 'Francis Bonnefoy: Pervert.' What? That's all. . . I have an entry of literally three words. Only three."
He didn't get a reply, because everyone had turned to the door.
Panda was standing there, dressed in a Guro Lolita outfit.
She smiled and waved, then sat down beside Alfred.
"Do you mind if I read with you?"
"Not at all. I was getting bored with hitting one these two."
"I say you stay, Panda. Oi, Frog, shut up and start reading."
"Want a hamburger?"
Panda laughed, shook her head and took the dictionary.
"No thanks, Alfred. I ate just a bit ago. If you like, I can email you the entries? Just gotta give me your addresses."
"Sure! I'll give you everyone's, because no one can resist emailing the hero!"
"Hahaha. . . . Okay."
~Timeskip, If You Please~
Panda sat in front of her computer, typing entries.
First was Ivan's, sent to vodka_and_sunflowers .
Hi Ivan. Panda here, sending you the thingy-thing written in the dictionary.
Ivan Braginski: Tall, creepy and rather childish. Likes vodka, sunflowers, and matryoshka dolls. Is forever stalked by his younger sister, Belarus, but is dating Yao Wang/China.
Don't flame at me.
She giggled and clicked 'send'.
Next up was Ita-chan's, to VePaStA , and Yong Soo's to da_zee-korea gmail, and lastly, (for the night) Antonio's at tomatozrcool
Ita-chan, here's your thing from the dictionary of doom. . . . Pasta tomorrow, maybe you want to come over?
Feliciano Vargas: Short and cute with a very noticeable ahoge. Likes pasta, cats, art and more pasta. Dating Ludwig Beilschmidt.
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-Message Sent-
Ello Yong Soo. Your thing (Oh fluff, I don't know what to say anymore) from the dictionary.
Im Yong Soo: Short, funny, but pervy. Always claims Aniki-China's chest, and says that everything originated from him 'da zee'. Dating Kiku Honda.
-Message Sent-
Hi 'Tonio, say good night to Roma for me. Here's the thing from the dictionary. X.x
Antonio Hernández Carriedo: Bubbly and weird, but is still cool. Loves calling people 'his tomatoes', and eating them. Is dating .
-Message Sent-
And an exhausted but deviously happy Panda fell asleep.